InuYasha: I love you Kagome, let's get married right away
Kagome: But I thought you loved Kikyou
InuYasha: Hell no!. fuck that bitch
Sesshoumaru: being gay is not that bad...is it?
Kenshin: Misao, I just realized I love you!
Misao: really?, I love myself too!
Kenshin: huh?
Misao: just kidding. I love you too!
Ichigo: *daydreaming* Inoue...Rukia...Rangiku-san...stop it...ok don't
stop...with your mouth!?...oh Rangiku-san!...Rukia!...Og my god Inoue!...I'm
gonna--
It's not mine but i saw it somewhere and it's HILLARIOUS!
Itachi:- I was going to kill the sexiest man in the world, but then i decided
that suicide wasn't the way to go.
Other ones:
Sandaime:- Screw this village, i'm going on a vacation in Hawaii
Naruto:- I give up, you win
Neji:- *goes to the bath house and stands in front of the girl's side* BYAKUGAN!
Naruto:- Forget about all this Ninja crap! Maths is my real Forte!
Sasuke:- It's best to forgive and forget!
Kakashi:- [2 hours late]:"sorry guys,(pointing to his "Come Come
Paradise") my nosebleed wouldn't stop..."
Kakashi:- (Burns Come Come Paradise) This is a very bad book! It's no Paradise!
It's Hell!
Sandaime:- OIROKE NO JUTSU!
Naruto:- DEAR GOD! MY EYES!
Orochimaru:- I need a tan~...
Orochimaru:- "Screw the Michael Jackson look. I want to look just like
Justin Timberlake. Dr, start with the tongue."
Jiraiya:- Me?! Write that book?! That is quite absurd I tell you! There is no
way a gentleman of my high class would have a hand in writing that intolerable
and disgraceful rubbish! *puts on his manacle and walks off with his nose in the
air*
Jiraiya:- *looks at Porno mag.* EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
Itachi:- "I like doing volunteer work and mentoring my cute little
brother!"
Iruka:- "Look at me! I'm Free Willy!" *does a dive off the bridge*
(NOTE: Iruka means dolphin in Japanese)
Shikamaru:- "Hurry up people. I want to do five more missions in the next
hour!"
Kankuro:- "Sorry, Karasu, but they rejected our job application for The
Muppet Show again."
Shino:- "Why am I wearing sunglasses if it's midnight? And why...
AAAAIIIIEEEEE! A BUG! GET ME SOME RAID!"
Shikamaru : Today is a beautiful day! I'm
gonna work hard as a ninja!
Osaka (Azumanga Daioh) : The mass of the earth is approximately 5.98 X
10^24 kg, the closest galaxy is The Sagittarius Dwarf and I'm going to be the
next Prime Minister of Japan!
Sasuke : Sakura! I love you! I will never
leave you again!
Sakura : Get away from me, you
freak.
Lumiere (Kiddy Grade) : Screw elegance. Let's go wild!
Belldandy : Keiichi, I'm sorry to say I'm
leaving you for someone hotter and cooler than you!
Kyon (Suzumiya Haruhi) : Haruhi! Get me a cup of coffee, dammit!
Haruhi : YYyyeees..... SSiir!
Yugioh : Why are playing cards so
freaking hard! ARGH! I'm catching Pokemon from now on.
Yakitate! Japan
Kazuma: Oh, screw Japan! Screw that puny Pantasia! I'm going off to work for St.
Pierre.
Yukino: *in all sincerity* Looove looooove loooove~ Here Shigeru, you can have
your lab back. Oh and Tsukino, sister dear, I bought Pantasia for you!
Prince of Tennis
Atobe: No!Don't look at me! I'm not worthy!
Shishido: Go !@#! yourself, Choutarou. I've something better to do than help you
train. (I'll commit Sepuku when I hear this from Shishido-kun.)
Tezuka: We're hopeless! Let's just give up that crap excuse of a dream and go on
with our useless excuse of a life!
Ryoma: Otou-san in the best player in the world. I'm nothing compared to his
great skills!
Well here's my own list from two different anime...
Gundam Seed Destiny:
Shinn Asuka: Okay, okay, I give! Kira is the most awesome pilot in the world!
I'm really a fan of that guy!
Athrun Zala: Wow, what a change of heart. By the way, me and Cagalli are going
to be together no matter what. I'll swoop down with my Infinite Justice, blast
Orb's seat of power to smithereens, take her with me and then become PLANT's
ultimate ruler! Whadayasay Kira?
Kira: ...
Lacus: Umm( strikes a sexy pose ), Kira-sama? Isn't it time for bed?( bats her
eyelashes )
Kira: Why do I risk my life to protect these wackos?
Rurouni Kenshin:
Shishio Makoto: I, Shishi-sama will make this world a haven for everyone! I will
spread peace and goodwill to my fellow men!
Kenshin:( to his enemies ) Go to hell you ^%$#@^&! and kiss my @$$ while
your'e at it!
Shougo: Oh what the heck anyway. My little sister's so frail and sickly and
she's giving me a hard time anyway.
Saito Hajime: Starting now I will mend my ways and live a chaste and vice free
life.
Fruits Basket
Shigure: I am not a pervert, and I don't like high school girls.
Yuki: (looking for Kyo) Here kitty, kitty, kitty, nice kitty.
Fullmetal Alchemist
Roy Mustang: I love you LT. Hawkeye.
Hughes, I found myself a wife.
Inuyasha
Miroku: Sango, I will never cheat on you with another woman.
Kagome: Kikyo you can have Inuyasha. I'll take his brother and Koga. (Sesshomaru
and Koga run off with Kagome)
Inuyasha: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Kikyo: Actually, I don't want to be with you either.
Inuyasha: @_@ *crickets*
Kikyo: sorry
Inuyasha: Doesn't anyone love me?
Yu-Gi-Oh
Pharaoh Atem: Guys I have some things I would like to say before I go. Yugi, you
are such a dork. Joey, you will never beat Kaiba so stop trying. Tristan, were
good. Finally Tea here's what I have to say. (takes a deep breath) YOU ARE SO
ANNOYING. DID IT EVER ACCURE TO YOU TO JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT FOR ONCE? NO
ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYWAYS.
(naruto) kankurou: can i make a sand castle with your sand gaara?
sasuke: damn......after all these years.....itachi is still prettier than me!
kisame: today's special is shark stew!
itachi: kisame. go buy me more nail-polish. and get it right this time: voilet
NOT purple.
fushigi yugi:
Nakago: tamhome and I are the best of friends.
Soi: What big shoulders you have got Nakago!
Hotohori: I am so beautiful that I am almost a girl.
chiriko: I hate books.
Chichiri: My scars cool, isnt it?
Mitsukake: I look old for my years .
Tomo: MIAKAAAAA!
Miaka: Oh! Tomo, save me, save me!
Gundam Seed
Shinn Asuka: Cooler heads will prevail.
Cagalli: Hmm, I'll forge Athrun's ring into a bullet and shoot him with it.
Kira: Lacus, Strike Freedom got broken, can I have a new toy?
InuYasha: I love you Kagome, let's get married right away
Kagome: But I thought you loved Kikyou
InuYasha: Hell no!. fuck that bitch
Sesshoumaru: being gay is not that bad...is it?
Kenshin: Misao, I just realized I love you!
Misao: really?, I love myself too!
Kenshin: huh?
Misao: just kidding. I love you too!
Ichigo: *daydreaming* Inoue...Rukia...Rangiku-san...stop it...ok don't stop...with your mouth!?...oh Rangiku-san!...Rukia!...Og my god Inoue!...I'm gonna--
Gundam SEED characters...
Lacus: I hate the war, lets finish it now...DIE DIE DIE, everyone DIE!
Cagalli: Forget the war and fighting...lets go shopping for makeup!
Athrun: OK Cagalli, I'm a little tired of fighting too, lets go plan our wedding!
Kira: Nooooo...I love Cagalli, you cannot marry her!
Lacus: But what about me Kira? She is your sister, it can never happen!
Ash: Pikachu i don't like you anymore
Yugi: these cards all suck
Inuyasha: kagome I hate you
Misty: I love you Brock
Misato from neon genesis: Let's save the angels
Naruto: I can't do this believe it
Goku: i'm such a wuss
Oh, this'll be so much fun...*evil smirk*
Fruits Basket:
Kyo: Yuki man, you're really my best friend, you can have Tohru. Oh and Akito, I forgive you for destroying my self-confidence.
Yuki: You're my best friend too, you can have Tohru.
Akito: I just love you all so much! *starts crying*
Tohru: I don't want either of you! *throws herself in Shigure's arms* I'm in love with him!
+ANIMA
Coro: You know black's not really my color...
Inuyasha:
Inuyasha: You know sometimes I just get so dang itchy! *scratches ears*
Kagome: That's because you don't take your flea medication. *holds up medication bottle*
Inuyasha: *whines* But it tastes like toilet bowl water!
Kagome: You're part dog! Aren't you supposed to like that stuff?!
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I can so see that! *laughs*
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Kingdom Hearts:
Sora: Riku, don't go towards the light! You'll get a sunburn!
Riku: I'm tired of switching sides, it gives me a headache.
Poke'mon:
Ricky: Ash man your pikachu better than Sparky. Let's trade.
Ash: He was getting annoying anyway. *trades*
Gary: Misty I love you! Marry me!
Misty: No way! I'm a gym leader, why should I marry a poke'mon researcher?
Gary: Because my love burns for you like a thousand suns. I'd die without you.
Misty: Why don't you marry Daisy?
Gary: Ok, good enough.
It's not mine but i saw it somewhere and it's HILLARIOUS!
Itachi:- I was going to kill the sexiest man in the world, but then i decided that suicide wasn't the way to go.
Other ones:
Sandaime:- Screw this village, i'm going on a vacation in Hawaii
Naruto:- I give up, you win
Neji:- *goes to the bath house and stands in front of the girl's side* BYAKUGAN!
Naruto:- Forget about all this Ninja crap! Maths is my real Forte!
Sasuke:- It's best to forgive and forget!
Kakashi:- [2 hours late]:"sorry guys,(pointing to his "Come Come Paradise") my nosebleed wouldn't stop..."
Kakashi:- (Burns Come Come Paradise) This is a very bad book! It's no Paradise! It's Hell!
Sandaime:- OIROKE NO JUTSU!
Naruto:- DEAR GOD! MY EYES!
Orochimaru:- I need a tan~...
Orochimaru:- "Screw the Michael Jackson look. I want to look just like Justin Timberlake. Dr, start with the tongue."
Jiraiya:- Me?! Write that book?! That is quite absurd I tell you! There is no way a gentleman of my high class would have a hand in writing that intolerable and disgraceful rubbish! *puts on his manacle and walks off with his nose in the air*
Jiraiya:- *looks at Porno mag.* EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
Itachi:- "I like doing volunteer work and mentoring my cute little brother!"
Iruka:- "Look at me! I'm Free Willy!" *does a dive off the bridge* (NOTE: Iruka means dolphin in Japanese)
Shikamaru:- "Hurry up people. I want to do five more missions in the next hour!"
Kankuro:- "Sorry, Karasu, but they rejected our job application for The Muppet Show again."
Shino:- "Why am I wearing sunglasses if it's midnight? And why... AAAAIIIIEEEEE! A BUG! GET ME SOME RAID!"
Tenchi: Pimps up, Hoes down!
Shikamaru : Today is a beautiful day! I'm gonna work hard as a ninja!
Osaka (Azumanga Daioh) : The mass of the earth is approximately 5.98 X 10^24 kg, the closest galaxy is The Sagittarius Dwarf and I'm going to be the next Prime Minister of Japan!
Sasuke : Sakura! I love you! I will never leave you again!
Sakura : Get away from me, you freak.
Lumiere (Kiddy Grade) : Screw elegance. Let's go wild!
Belldandy : Keiichi, I'm sorry to say I'm leaving you for someone hotter and cooler than you!
Kyon (Suzumiya Haruhi) : Haruhi! Get me a cup of coffee, dammit!
Haruhi : YYyyeees..... SSiir!
Yugioh : Why are playing cards so freaking hard! ARGH! I'm catching Pokemon from now on.
Shinn : I agree I suck.
Oh I had fun reading the posts~XD
Yakitate! Japan
Kazuma: Oh, screw Japan! Screw that puny Pantasia! I'm going off to work for St. Pierre.
Yukino: *in all sincerity* Looove looooove loooove~ Here Shigeru, you can have your lab back. Oh and Tsukino, sister dear, I bought Pantasia for you!
Rockman.exe
Netto: No,no, nooo~Not Rockman!I want Doraemon~ *pouts*
Prince of Tennis
Atobe: No!Don't look at me! I'm not worthy!
Shishido: Go !@#! yourself, Choutarou. I've something better to do than help you train. (I'll commit Sepuku when I hear this from Shishido-kun.)
Tezuka: We're hopeless! Let's just give up that crap excuse of a dream and go on with our useless excuse of a life!
Ryoma: Otou-san in the best player in the world. I'm nothing compared to his great skills!
Kyouya: I'll buy you something for free.
Melancholy of haruhi suzumiya
Yuki: Let's PARTY!
Excel: Ok, ok! I'm sorry Ilpalazzo. I get the message, just DONT SHOOT ME!
NARUTO
Kiba: I hate Akamaru òó
Naruto: i hate Ramen -o-
Sasuke: Sakura i love you o-o
Sakura: i hate Sasuke i Love Naruto!
Kakashi: i never read more Come Come paradise
_________________________--
TENNIS NO OUJISAMA
Ryoma: i hate tennis!
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MERMAID MELODY
Mimi: don`t touche me Sheshe!
Black Cat:
Train: You know I'm actually lactose intollerant.
Seven: Smoking is bad for my health...I'll take up croteting instead.
(As if that would ever happen!)
Alice 19th:
Alice: You know I'm sick of fighting for the good of mankind! I'm taking up birdwatching!
(think of the master from England and you'll get the irony)
Chobits:
Chii: *smacks Hideki*
Hideki: What was that for?!
Chii: I saw you download that informational video! You're only allowed to download stuff I want you to download!
@.@
FullMetal Alchemist:
Ed:I love you very much
Winry:Im pregnant(Well, mabye she will...)
Well here's my own list from two different anime...
Gundam Seed Destiny:
Shinn Asuka: Okay, okay, I give! Kira is the most awesome pilot in the world! I'm really a fan of that guy!
Athrun Zala: Wow, what a change of heart. By the way, me and Cagalli are going to be together no matter what. I'll swoop down with my Infinite Justice, blast Orb's seat of power to smithereens, take her with me and then become PLANT's ultimate ruler! Whadayasay Kira?
Kira: ...
Lacus: Umm( strikes a sexy pose ), Kira-sama? Isn't it time for bed?( bats her eyelashes )
Kira: Why do I risk my life to protect these wackos?
Rurouni Kenshin:
Shishio Makoto: I, Shishi-sama will make this world a haven for everyone! I will spread peace and goodwill to my fellow men!
Kenshin:( to his enemies ) Go to hell you ^%$#@^&! and kiss my @$$ while your'e at it!
Shougo: Oh what the heck anyway. My little sister's so frail and sickly and she's giving me a hard time anyway.
Saito Hajime: Starting now I will mend my ways and live a chaste and vice free life.
--
" Humor is also timeless. "-- Emily Everlang
Fruits Basket
Shigure: I am not a pervert, and I don't like high school girls.
Yuki: (looking for Kyo) Here kitty, kitty, kitty, nice kitty.
Fullmetal Alchemist
Roy Mustang: I love you LT. Hawkeye.
Hughes, I found myself a wife.
Inuyasha
Miroku: Sango, I will never cheat on you with another woman.
Kagome: Kikyo you can have Inuyasha. I'll take his brother and Koga. (Sesshomaru and Koga run off with Kagome)
Inuyasha: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Kikyo: Actually, I don't want to be with you either.
Inuyasha: @_@ *crickets*
Kikyo: sorry
Inuyasha: Doesn't anyone love me?
Yu-Gi-Oh
Pharaoh Atem: Guys I have some things I would like to say before I go. Yugi, you are such a dork. Joey, you will never beat Kaiba so stop trying. Tristan, were good. Finally Tea here's what I have to say. (takes a deep breath) YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. DID IT EVER ACCURE TO YOU TO JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT FOR ONCE? NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYWAYS.
(naruto) kankurou: can i make a sand castle with your sand gaara?
sasuke: damn......after all these years.....itachi is still prettier than me!
kisame: today's special is shark stew!
itachi: kisame. go buy me more nail-polish. and get it right this time: voilet NOT purple.
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violet**
Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon): I think I'll change my hairstyle...
May Wong (Kaleido Star): You're my best friend, Sora!
Sora Naegino (Kaleido Star): Let's leave him alone. He can work it out by himself.
fushigi yugi:
.
Nakago: tamhome and I are the best of friends.
Soi: What big shoulders you have got Nakago!
Hotohori: I am so beautiful that I am almost a girl.
chiriko: I hate books.
Chichiri: My scars cool, isnt it?
Mitsukake: I look old for my years
Tomo: MIAKAAAAA!
Miaka: Oh! Tomo, save me, save me!
Sasuke (to Naruto): aww, isn't he just cute?
Kaede (from shuffle!): go screw yourself Rin! You can cook and fend for yourself from now on. Shoo boy!
lol
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lol
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i got none
Lets see.... Tsukasa Doumyouji from Hana Yori Dango would never say..... well, any phrase correctly. *LOL!*
Hinata (From Naruto) : My fingers hurt from so much twiddling....
Any main character male of a harem anime:
"I love you baby, let's make love"
To any and all of the girls in his harem, one to one of course not when they are all present
:D