Wish granted. You now know but are not proficient at it, so you end up losing each time. hehe

I wish I could memorize the whole dictionary. X]

Granted. Your memory becomes full and you can never learn anything else.

I wish that I never got those kinds of migraines that make you nauseous.

Wish granted; now, you just get the regular kind of migranes.

I wish for a mental mp3.

Granted however, it belongs to me now. ^^

I wish for a good old Crystal Display Box.

Granted. You now have a box made of crystallized glass. Unfortunately, it broke while being shipped to you.

I wish that I could fly a plane.

Wish granted; you recieve a model plane, complete with controls, but the printer ran out of ink when printing the instructions for your native language.

I wish for a manner of expediency.

((suddenly thinks: 'English side ruined. Must use French instructions. ..."Le Plane"?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!'))

((...sorry. I couldn't stop myself. Great response T.P.G.))

Granted. Your web page now can only access Expedia.com

I wish that I could go at least a single day without repeating a quote from The Simpsons.

granted but u will do wateva the simpson says

i wish tt he will talk to me

Granted but it is a She who is talking to you. ^^

I wished upon a star to fall to end all life.

Granted...After everyone have died....they live in peace on heaven but sadly you were the only one to go to hell = =

I wish that happiness comes to all human on earth and also me (=^_____^ =)

Granted however, it was only one moment of Happiness and an eternity of pain.

I wish i ain't gifted.

Wish granted, but now, you're "GIF (like the one way you can save a picture on the PC) -ted"

I wish for a fighting chance at passing Algebra this year.

Granted. You can only pass if you beat the other students in your class in an all out battle royale.

I wish that I could swim with ease.

Granted . . . you are now a fish. Watch out for those sharks!

I wish I didn't have to grow older.

Granted but you grow younger until you turn into a sperm

I wish that I can buy lots of books without paying

Wish granted... but that's impossible, since you've used the word "buy" therefore, it's contradicting. Huh, problem solved-for now, anyway.

I wish for a functional relationship.

Granted. You are now married to a robot.

I wish that I was married to an android.

Granted.And it broke down later.

I wish that i can have all the time in the world for a day.

Granted. You are forced into slavery for a watchmaker for 24 hours.

I wish that I had an ermine as a pet.

(Whats an ermine? o_O )

granted, but it grows long pointed teeth to bite you!

I wish the Chinese New Year holidays isn't over yet...

Granted. The celebration now continues on 'till the end of time. ((...psst, an ermine is a short-tailed weasel or ferret))

I wish that I had someone as a friend.

(oic...thanks for the tip)

granted...now I'm your friend and I'll annoy the heck out of you...lol

I wish the love of my life would ask me out...

Granted...in your dreams

I wish that I could have CLAMP No Kiseki and CLAMP in Wonderland

Granted. Only to have your wallet empty of all of its cash you needed for the weekend. ^^ ( Welcome to the ugly side of our Human World. )

I wish I can revert back time.