Granted...... umm...... yeah..... not sure what to say

I wish that my tongue would stop bleeding

Granted...but now u have no teeth left for eatin so many ice creams to stop th bleedin

I wish for eternal happiness

Granted..... now you're a robot

I wish for........ eternal darkness

Granted... You're locked in a dark room for eternity.....

I wish the world was sad and so was I....

........ I can't grant that wish

I wish...... there was a place that I can see the sky without the dark layer of fog

Granted... You're now in heaven....

I wish I could stop crying everyday

Granted...... but somebody else is crying.......

I wish I could...... be more nice to people

Granted now everyone that loved you is not nice to you....

I wish I could make everyone happy

Granted..... now everyone's so happy that they can't stop smiling

I wish..... that there were nothing to wish for

Granted.... You can't wish that there was nothing to wish for cause you wished there was nothing to wish for...

I wish the world won't have war.....

Granted... Now there wouldn't be games like VietCong or battlefield 1942 cause wars didn't exist...

I wish I could pray to a Shinigami...

Granted..... now the Shinigami killed you unmercifully

I wish I had a better cellphone

Granted ... now your cellphone went to the "unwanted" list due to the rapid improvement of technology...
I wish this post would end once and for all right after the next full stop.

Granted.................................

I wish I had something sweet to eat

Granted, but you have no mouth.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted. You are now a quadriplegic.

I wish that MT was faster.

Granted... its faster for everyone else ( excluding you and me both)

I wish I understood computers better.

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Granted. Now you understand computers so much better, that computers you use can't withstand your understanding of them so they break.

umm you forgot to make a wish

i wish for a dual cam VOHC twin turbo-charged V-8 engine

Granted. It just broke. I wish for the latest book of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle.

Granted. but it's so new that there is nothing on the pages.

You forgot to wish!

I wish that I had more fun.

Granted. That fun only lasts for 5 seconds.

I wish that I could multitask properly.

Granted.... You're now bad at spelling.....

I wish I could see the lines that bind everything....