ok, heres how it works: one person says somsthing. the next person finds a way
to kill that person by something said in the sentance and so on...
Ex: A- I like dogs.
B- A dog comes and eats you up.
I want to go to P.R.
C-You go, but your plane crashed, leaving you on a deserted island, where
you're eaten up by a pack of wild boars.
I live in NYC.
~You're perfect boyfriend begins to feel that he's too perfect for you to even
breathe the same air he's breathing, inflating his ego. Since he just noticed,
he feels contaminated by your intoxicating presence, conjuring up the urge to
correct his problem. So he brings you
out on a date in a forest of cherry blossoms, hugs you and says, "This is
the perfect place for you. Your beauty radiates a passionate aura that similar
to the cherry blossoms around you. You are that of the petals of these blossoms.
I...love...*stab, slit, slice*...perfection." With no restraint of
compassion or simpathy, he mutilates you with a switchblade. He continues,
"A perfect resting place for you: as how fallen petals do not perfect the
tree that they once came...neither does your existance enhance my
perfection." He cleans the blade with the pink scarf you gave him on your
anniversary, discards both items, then walks away saying, "Perfect." He then eats a pie.~
hmm...maybe a bit graphic. Well I used big words so, that might help.
heh
(sakurose, that was really nice but.. uh.. a bit scary. LOL)
You drink your water from the bottle. But it turns out that your friend poisoned
it as revenge for leaving her for another friend, so you die from
poisoning.
I have a reallyyyy sweet boyfriend who's always kind and caring. Now what?
Quote by foreverforgotten(sakurose,
that was really nice but.. uh.. a bit scary. LOL)
You drink your water from the bottle. But it turns out that your friend poisoned
it as revenge for leaving her for another friend, so you die from
poisoning.
I have a reallyyyy sweet boyfriend who's always kind and caring. Now
what?
heheh...
While walking in public with your cute
shirt, being the clutz you are, you you trip over a soda can, flail towards a
nail jutting from a wall and accidentally tear a bit of of your shirt off.
Minutes later, a thread from the part of your shirt that was torn clings to a
fellow pedestrian's button since you accidentally bumped into him, causing your
shirt to unwind. People begin to glare at you. Due to your obliviousness, you
notice the breeze upon your chest and begin to understand why people are
staring. You feel discouraged and begin to hyperventalate seeing people watching
and whispering. You mentally break down to such a degree that makes your
breathing extremely difficult until in just moments...*collapse*...you begin to
bleed internally due to the high degree of mental severity and embarrasment. - -
- what a sad way to die.
(dunno what that is so...) He/She/It thrusts his/her/it's hand/[insert body part
capable of grasping] into your mouth, rips your tongue out, sticks it back in,
then with both hands/[insert two body parts capable of gripping] decapitates
your jaw from your skull.
Allow me tell you a little story. Sakurose suddenly have a strange craving for
raw gorrilla. Uncapable of keeping his desire in check, after five long days, he
finally decides to go through with killing the beast. After a skillful flaying
and arduous cleaning session, Sakurose decides he has deserved his reward, and
devours a piece of the meat. However, ingesting animals raw is usually a bad
idea, and it proves to be the case, especially when it is discovered that the
gorilla had a rare, but fatal, virus. A few months later, the gracious
researchers have planned name it the Sakurose Virus, after his Minitokyo screen
name, in his honor.
Eesh! Ok, it was kind of weird, but I got the idea after talking to my friend
about the ways the HIV/AIDS virus could have infected humans from the monkeys of
Africa. That was one of the ways. I hope it wasn't too... stomach churning. but it was a
hilarious conversation.
you poke you eye out with a pencil while scratching your head. you scream and
run to the hospital but gets run over by a truck while crossing the
road.
And so you are! Though, unfortunately, you have developed a strange comfort with
being bored. So comfortable you are, that you do only the barest necessities of
survival. However, the lack of mental stimulation suddenly causes the brain to
deteriorate. With in a few days, even breathing is impossible. Is the fact that
brain deteriorating without mental stimulation even possible?
ok, heres how it works: one person says somsthing. the next person finds a way to kill that person by something said in the sentance and so on...
Ex: A- I like dogs.
B- A dog comes and eats you up.
I want to go to P.R.
C-You go, but your plane crashed, leaving you on a deserted island, where you're eaten up by a pack of wild boars.
I live in NYC.
and so on...
ok ill start:
I have three best friends.
1 of them cums up 2 u, takes out a sword and kills u for stealing her boyfriend.
i hav the perfect boyfrnd...well almost perfect...
heh, this'll be interesting:
~You're perfect boyfriend begins to feel that he's too perfect for you to even breathe the same air he's breathing, inflating his ego. Since he just noticed, he feels contaminated by your intoxicating presence, conjuring up the urge to correct his problem. So he brings you out on a date in a forest of cherry blossoms, hugs you and says, "This is the perfect place for you. Your beauty radiates a passionate aura that similar to the cherry blossoms around you. You are that of the petals of these blossoms. I...love...*stab, slit, slice*...perfection." With no restraint of compassion or simpathy, he mutilates you with a switchblade. He continues, "A perfect resting place for you: as how fallen petals do not perfect the tree that they once came...neither does your existance enhance my perfection." He cleans the blade with the pink scarf you gave him on your anniversary, discards both items, then walks away saying, "Perfect." He then eats a pie.~
hmm...maybe a bit graphic. Well I used big words so, that might help.
heh
~I have a pie.~
Have fun
i eat ur pie =.= (yummy for meee)
i live with my kitty tuxedo
*dies*?
Your tux spawns a kitty-lion beast that tears you apart an lays it's droppings on the corpse. lol
I have a water bottle.
~go for it.
(sakurose, that was really nice but.. uh.. a bit scary. LOL)
You drink your water from the bottle. But it turns out that your friend poisoned it as revenge for leaving her for another friend, so you die from poisoning.
I have a reallyyyy sweet boyfriend who's always kind and caring. Now what?
The boyfriend has mental problems and turns out to be a psychopat that kills you with a table spoon and eats your body.
I'm sitting on a toilet taking crap. (haha try this one)
the world ends and you die mysteriously...
Im watching Tsukihime in my room in the morning
~ok...this is my frnd...not me...just in case u wonder y its so stupid...~
one of the characters jumps out of the tv and sporks ur eyes out---with a spork!
i have a cute shirt...
heheh...
While walking in public with your cute shirt, being the clutz you are, you you trip over a soda can, flail towards a nail jutting from a wall and accidentally tear a bit of of your shirt off. Minutes later, a thread from the part of your shirt that was torn clings to a fellow pedestrian's button since you accidentally bumped into him, causing your shirt to unwind. People begin to glare at you. Due to your obliviousness, you notice the breeze upon your chest and begin to understand why people are staring. You feel discouraged and begin to hyperventalate seeing people watching and whispering. You mentally break down to such a degree that makes your breathing extremely difficult until in just moments...*collapse*...you begin to bleed internally due to the high degree of mental severity and embarrasment. - - - what a sad way to die.
I have a boomerang.
It crashs on your head ==> bloody ==> lose too much blood ==> you die.
(what a stupid death)
I see my sama. (no way)
(dunno what that is so...) He/She/It thrusts his/her/it's hand/[insert body part capable of grasping] into your mouth, rips your tongue out, sticks it back in, then with both hands/[insert two body parts capable of gripping] decapitates your jaw from your skull.
~lol
I have a pet gorilla.
Allow me tell you a little story. Sakurose suddenly have a strange craving for raw gorrilla. Uncapable of keeping his desire in check, after five long days, he finally decides to go through with killing the beast. After a skillful flaying and arduous cleaning session, Sakurose decides he has deserved his reward, and devours a piece of the meat. However, ingesting animals raw is usually a bad idea, and it proves to be the case, especially when it is discovered that the gorilla had a rare, but fatal, virus. A few months later, the gracious researchers have planned name it the Sakurose Virus, after his Minitokyo screen name, in his honor.
Eesh! Ok, it was kind of weird, but I got the idea after talking to my friend about the ways the HIV/AIDS virus could have infected humans from the monkeys of Africa. That was one of the ways. I hope it wasn't too... stomach churning.
but it was a
hilarious conversation.
I have a brand new...... PENCIL!
you poke you eye out with a pencil while scratching your head. you scream and run to the hospital but gets run over by a truck while crossing the road.
I'm bored...
And so you are! Though, unfortunately, you have developed a strange comfort with being bored. So comfortable you are, that you do only the barest necessities of survival. However, the lack of mental stimulation suddenly causes the brain to deteriorate. With in a few days, even breathing is impossible. Is the fact that brain deteriorating without mental stimulation even possible?
I have school tomorrow.
err...ok. u are dead. ^_^
UFO lands on soweird-san
and land on pinkharo too
let it land on reixiamk110 tooo ... ^_^
Your teacher suddenly became an alien and force you to run 3000 miles.
I have an creative mind and an piece of chalk
YOu were so creative that you drew a monster out of chalk that came alive and eat you up.
I have a new handphone.
ic..got mine couple of weeks ago..
you put the phone to your ear and a sound so high and shrill rips your eardrum and your brain cells splatter...hehehe...and you die...
i'm cuddled on a sofa...(hehehe)
filled with plastic explosives. boom!
i'm setting C-4 onto a tv to blow it up...