sure i like swords

would you marry me if i have you playing fire all the time?

so pyro? yeah

would you marry me even if i liked to spend a lot of time with my friends?

sure

would you marry me if i like bats?

sure,

would you marry me if i was a vampire?

sure

would you marry me if i am fun?

yup

would you marry me if I had a thing for "quiet" guys?

O_O sure

would you marry me if i am noisy too nosiy?

i guess
would you marry me if i was gone a long time

nope...
would you marry me if i don't know how to cook?

Sure. I could always cook for you.

Would you marry me if I complained of aches and pains?

no.

would u marry me if i promised to make your life a living hell?

Probably not.

Would you marry me if I offered to make you dessert?

what kind.

would you marry me if i hate cellphones?

ok
would you marry me if i beat up random people on a regalare basis for the hell of it..?

sure i do that too

would you marry me if pfffff?

pfffffff's my answer

would you marry me if I were really busy all the time?

ok
would you marry me if i had nothing to do ever...

Yeah...

Would you marry me if I always tripped over things?

sure
would you marry if i got hert alot

o.o! Yes! You person that doesn't shut up I will marry you! *Sets self on fire* Come to me!

*Gets down on one knee and pulls out ring wired to self destruct and blow your finger off* Marry me! You poor SOB <3

A wild one. ...interesting.

Would you marry me if it meant the two of us living in servitude?

probably not

would you marry me if i loved Guilty Gear?

ok
would you marry me if...i was jealous(but not excessive...lets say healthy jealous)?

why not
would you marry me if was sarcastic...