Let's post some (joking or serious, either way) "rules" of anime or
things that always happen in anime.
Rule: If the girl looks like she's 20, she's probably 15, if she looks like
she's 12 she's probably 18.
Rule: Gravity does not exist in anime, characters merely choose to stick to the
ground and when they want to, they will jump 100 feet in the air (note: everyone
has this ability)
The main character is always either a genius (Edward Elric, Lina Inverse, etc)
or an klutz (Nobita, etc). Hardly ever your "average" kind of
character.
if girls are in an onsen (hotsprings) together, one of them will be groped...
and there's a high probability that at some point a guy will accidentally see
one of them naked....
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
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Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these
cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
Rule: Anime characters' hair do not adhere to and always defy the laws of
gravity.
Rule: Anime characters, particularly females, can pull a 10t to 100t hammer from
out of thin air to whack a guy character with, and can use it with ease as if it
weighed nothing.
Otakus are somewhat perverted but ALWAYS show respect to girls. Otaku guys are
usually average looking and are friends with super hot girls. Then they become
lovers after a series of events.
Shy girls have a hard time unlocking thier inner potential.
Shy boys are never dense.
Cat girls MUST be CUTE. Its a must. Its a rule.
Rejected or misfits usually have an impossible dream. Believe it!
if there is a robot... it will destroy (on purpose or because it was fighting an
alien) all or part of tokyo (tokyo tower will most likely fall first).
if you have magic, you must abuse it at some point.
Guys that, if they were real, would never be able to get a date always wind up
with a harem of girls that would never, if they were real, even think of
spitting on him if he were on fire.
Let's post some (joking or serious, either way) "rules" of anime or things that always happen in anime.
Rule: If the girl looks like she's 20, she's probably 15, if she looks like she's 12 she's probably 18.
Rule: Gravity does not exist in anime, characters merely choose to stick to the ground and when they want to, they will jump 100 feet in the air (note: everyone has this ability)
:)
Rule 1: Anime hair never grows up..... it's just there......
Rule 2: There are no limits, everything you can imagine is allowed
Rule: Almost all female anime character are drawn almost perfectly
*almost coz I have'nt seen all the animes in the world and almost perfectly coz..I dunno...*
Rule: Anime guys usually peeps in the hoy spring. (Hehehe)
Rule: Most anime characters don't change their clothes.
Their names end in a vowel. (O/__\o)
The main character is always either a genius (Edward Elric, Lina Inverse, etc) or an klutz (Nobita, etc). Hardly ever your "average" kind of character.
Usually, girls or women are experts in magic, extraordinary, etc.
if girls are in an onsen (hotsprings) together, one of them will be groped... and there's a high probability that at some point a guy will accidentally see one of them naked....
-Boojitsu21
Cup size is generally, heavily exaggerated.
http://www.abcb.com/laws/index.htm has a funny list of "laws of anime"
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Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
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First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
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Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
my favorite one from there : p
Rule: Anime characters' hair do not adhere to and always defy the laws of gravity.
Rule: Anime characters, particularly females, can pull a 10t to 100t hammer from out of thin air to whack a guy character with, and can use it with ease as if it weighed nothing.
rule: if you ever see a cute little creature, run... it'll probably pwn you in a matter of seconds....
The strongest ones are usually the quietest.
The smartest ones are the most talkative.
The stupidest ones are sometimes invulnerable.
Otakus are somewhat perverted but ALWAYS show respect to girls. Otaku guys are usually average looking and are friends with super hot girls. Then they become lovers after a series of events.
Shy girls have a hard time unlocking thier inner potential.
Shy boys are never dense.
Cat girls MUST be CUTE. Its a must. Its a rule.
Rejected or misfits usually have an impossible dream. Believe it!
Those who least want to fight or does not believe in themselves usually end up pwning everything and saving the day.
if there is a robot... it will destroy (on purpose or because it was fighting an alien) all or part of tokyo (tokyo tower will most likely fall first).
if you have magic, you must abuse it at some point.
The weakest, dumbest, girliest character is always somehow the savior of the human race.
Guys that, if they were real, would never be able to get a date always wind up with a harem of girls that would never, if they were real, even think of spitting on him if he were on fire.