*The ninjas attempt to make a peace offering. My phantom crew and me meet the
two ninjas on the port bridge*
Me: Very wise of you to return whats rightfully ours.
*One of my phantoms take the treasure and heads back to my ship*
Me: I accept allegiance to ye. Okay, hard to starboard....
*The ship sails are raised and we leave*
First mate: Can we trust them?
Me: No. I ordered a sailor to mark their castle with the "red X". Now
dangerous animals will eat them....
*Sees the hurled lunch*
Me: Blow that gut out of the sky!
*My crew braces the foreyard and loads the cannons*
Me: Wait for it.... FIRE!
*Loud cannon explosions ring out destroying the vomit*
Me: Now to rid the waters of those pursuers.
*I raise my arm up and swings it forward making a enormous gust of wind. The
wind creates a tidal wave in the front of the hydra*
____________
Definition of brace the foreyard: means to heighten the defense of the top of
the ship in case of a chase.
Jasmine: "Is that the best you can do?Sheesh...3...2...1..."
*scattered bits of vomit starts raining down from the sky and hits the
pirates*
*steers hydra out of the way*
Jasmine: "Haha...that's what you get when you fire canon balls at hydra
vomit...You'll stink of vomit for at least a few months..."
*yawn*
Jasmine: "Man this is getting boring..."
*starts steering the hydra towards the shore*
Jasmine: "I let this slide...this time...next time you won't be so
lucky..."
*I start to smell like hydra food* Argh. The smell reeks!
*My crew laughs as they are phantoms and are not affected by the smell*
Me: Silence!
*Wind skillz blow the stench away from me and my ship*
Me: The lass says a few months. I say a few seconds! Hahahaha! Mateys, prepare
the special cannon....
First mate: You mean the cheese cannon?
Me: Aye matey.
*The regular cannons are brought in to make room for the cheese cannon.
Cheesecake is then loaded. Two of my best cannonade marksman fire the cannon*
Me: Feel the wrath of the cheezy-ness!
*Cheesecake round one whacks the hydra in da face, crashing down on the port.
The other round smacks jasmine in the face like at 100% accuracy. The sheer
impact sends her flying to boojitsu's position*
Me: Good work mateys! Set the sails!
*I go and look at the water*
First mate: We are above a pack of hydras....
Me: Don't worry. We'll ignore them. Cut thier hides and they'll multiply. Thats
too much of a problem.
Name: Captain Wing.
Ship: Don't have none.
Pirate or Ninja: Pirate.
Appearance: Captains uniform with silver belt and face is hidden in a silver
colored scarf.
Currently wanted by the navy and the ninjas.
*Walks to the port of ivory town to buy some supplies. Finds a coin bag ful lof
coins. Takes it and leaves to the inner town. Once there decides to buy stuff*
Awww.... the metal is burning my nose......
I need a medic... i think i got hit with some shrapnel.
:(
*sigh*
Jasmine: "Do I have to do everything myself?"
*Uses twin dragon slash on the canon balls and they explode harmlessly in the sky*
Jasmine: "And I'm supposed to be on vacation..."
*pouts*
<pats Jasmin on the back...>
Boojitsu: good job soldier....
<starts to think of a plan>
I KNOW !..... <returns emerald to ship in hopes of making a peace>
I'm going with you...
knowing you...you'd probably end up making things even worse...
*The ninjas attempt to make a peace offering. My phantom crew and me meet the two ninjas on the port bridge*
Me: Very wise of you to return whats rightfully ours.
*One of my phantoms take the treasure and heads back to my ship*
Me: I accept allegiance to ye. Okay, hard to starboard....
*The ship sails are raised and we leave*
First mate: Can we trust them?
Me: No. I ordered a sailor to mark their castle with the "red X". Now dangerous animals will eat them....
<boojitsu walks happily home to the castle unaware of the pirates deeds...
but fully aware of his own. Keeping some of the treasure to himself, unbeknownst to the pirates>
*notices red-X*
*sigh*
Jasmine: "That same old trick..."
*yells at departing ship*
Jasmine: "Hey stinking idiots you left your stupid X here...if you don't come back and take it away...I will!"
*Hears Jasmine shouting* Shoot. The lass figured it out. No, matter....
*A large sea hydra shoots out of the water and stares at jasmine. A wild bear runs up to boojitsu*
Oh please...you've got to be kidding me...
*uses scent to charm the hydra into liking her*
*rides on hydra to the fleeing ship*
I'm a trained assasin...you think some wild animal is going to defeat me?
boojitsu pets the wild bear.... so cute ^_^
<bear smiles happily>
Boojitsu likes bears.. and bears like Boojitsu
*laughs at boojitsu trying to get out of the bear's hug*
Jasmine: "At least for once he does something right..."
<boojitsu gives jasmine thumbs up >
*smiles back at boojitsu*
*hands are holding the hydra's ears*
*gives command and hydra hurls out its lunch onto the pirates ship*
*Sees the hurled lunch*
Me: Blow that gut out of the sky!
*My crew braces the foreyard and loads the cannons*
Me: Wait for it.... FIRE!
*Loud cannon explosions ring out destroying the vomit*
Me: Now to rid the waters of those pursuers.
*I raise my arm up and swings it forward making a enormous gust of wind. The wind creates a tidal wave in the front of the hydra*
____________
Definition of brace the foreyard: means to heighten the defense of the top of the ship in case of a chase.
Jasmine: "Is that the best you can do?Sheesh...3...2...1..."
*scattered bits of vomit starts raining down from the sky and hits the pirates*
*steers hydra out of the way*
Jasmine: "Haha...that's what you get when you fire canon balls at hydra vomit...You'll stink of vomit for at least a few months..."
*yawn*
Jasmine: "Man this is getting boring..."
*starts steering the hydra towards the shore*
Jasmine: "I let this slide...this time...next time you won't be so lucky..."
*I start to smell like hydra food* Argh. The smell reeks!
*My crew laughs as they are phantoms and are not affected by the smell*
Me: Silence!
*Wind skillz blow the stench away from me and my ship*
Me: The lass says a few months. I say a few seconds! Hahahaha! Mateys, prepare the special cannon....
First mate: You mean the cheese cannon?
Me: Aye matey.
*The regular cannons are brought in to make room for the cheese cannon. Cheesecake is then loaded. Two of my best cannonade marksman fire the cannon*
Me: Feel the wrath of the cheezy-ness!
*Cheesecake round one whacks the hydra in da face, crashing down on the port. The other round smacks jasmine in the face like at 100% accuracy. The sheer impact sends her flying to boojitsu's position*
Me: Good work mateys! Set the sails!
*I go and look at the water*
First mate: We are above a pack of hydras....
Me: Don't worry. We'll ignore them. Cut thier hides and they'll multiply. Thats too much of a problem.
*gets smacked in the face with cheesecake*
Yay!cheescake!
*Everyone on the dork starts celebrating!*
*even the hydra is licking its face*
*shouts back at fleeing pirate ship*
Jasmine: "Hey thanks a lot! Didn't know you had this..."
*sends the captain a flying kiss*
merged: 03-07-2007 ~ 02:33pm
((Hey!We stopped posting!))
Support pirates than nijas....
But i prefer Mages than Pirates
lol sis same
i like fairies
lol. mages... they are silly
Name: Captain Wing.
Ship: Don't have none.
Pirate or Ninja: Pirate.
Appearance: Captains uniform with silver belt and face is hidden in a silver colored scarf.
Currently wanted by the navy and the ninjas.
*Walks to the port of ivory town to buy some supplies. Finds a coin bag ful lof coins. Takes it and leaves to the inner town. Once there decides to buy stuff*
((I think this RP died...so no point posting here...but its nice to see there are still people interested...))
((I even remember joining this RP with my old account.... then I just deleted my profile and stopped posting here))
((yeah, this died a while ago, oh well.... looks like it's a tie ^_^))