Because something has to offset the bitter reality and the taste of coffee.

Do the republicans even stand a chance in the next presidential elections?

No, for before the next US elections take place Zog the mighty is going to come down from the mountains and force a mind worm into the brains of every citizen of that country through his immense psychic powers. This worm will self destruct and in the process melt the brain of anyone who even contemplates voting in an election, thus leading to no results occurring and leaving the way open for a dictatorship of turkeys to arise in place of the previously poorly designed electoral system.

Why do citizens of the USA fail to understand that there has never been a truely communist country?

Umm...Because they're hypnotized by the magicians from Communist countries?

Who are you?

I am God. DUHHHH!

:pacman: alright, i'm tired of Part I lol, you guys can still fill this up but i started another one (party of 2) just in case i'm not here when you people need part 2. So go APE-CRAP over this.

why must everything cost money?

Because money is a much lighter currency to use than gold nuggets, uncut precious stones, and other items that were used for bartering in earlier times. Imagine a prehistoric person trading a chunk of animal meat for a stone wheel (I doubt anyone would want to lug that around).

Is paranormal activity (ghosts, spirits, etc.) a real science and why/why not?

real....because Haruhi says so!

What is a stone?

a piece of poop that got hardened over time and stuffed with "minerals" which is probably smaller particles of poo and then its compressed and then WA-LAH you have rocks. ...stone...

how did the Earth start?

From an apple seed that was tranformed by a God.You know,God eats the apple and accidently bite the seed,then the God are angry and transform the seed.

A Bacteria?

is a guy who asks money from you... IN A DAILY BASIS!

a burrow is a...?

hole which I wish i have right now

would you consider seeing a bear in the middle of the street licking its paws weird and why?

depends if its a girl-bear or a guy-bear

why do we have 2 legs, 2 hands, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 ............?

Because if we have only one of each,the God will be ashamed of their creation.

Why do Ice cream aren't really made of Ice?

Because babboons have red butts.

Why do librarians have glasses?

because if they didn't start the trend who will?

why do we need memoirs?

because we need a reason to slap someone real hard..

what is Zhu Yuan Da doing right now?

He's sunbathing.. who's zhu yuan da anyway

why angels have rings on the top of their head?

Because its human imagination to add it...Who says they have halo above their head anyway...

Why can mortals feels pain?...

because I said so... mortals bow down before me... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

what kind of sword are you planning to make tomorrow?

because they are human
how can you find minitokyo?

what kind of question is that?

well, i turn on my pc and connect to the internet then go to google and type anime and the 1RST page that you're gonna find is MT!

how do you amuse urself?

go to the amusement park

why monkeys cant take a bath by themselves?

because it is so much more fun to be dirty! other than that...it's hilarious to splash people with the water intended for you!

Why can't the world get along?

Because the residents consist of many different humanoid species,alien,ghost,etc that wage war against each other

Why do you live?

cos i am not dead. but mainly cos breathing is fun and i simply wuv the smell of air...

wad is Bankai?