alright, this basically is like the Part I
instructions for newbies--->> COPY AND PASTE!
ok, so basically, you just answer the question of the person before you but
your answer has to be outrageous. the more outrageous the funner *please try not
to insult others *
ps: thanks to void for topic
example: [person before you]
-answers previous question blah blah-
Q: Why don't elephants fly?
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new person:
because airfare is too expensive. Fly Orbitz today!
alright, this basically is like the Part I
instructions for newbies--->> COPY AND PASTE!
ok, so basically, you just answer the question of the person before you but your answer has to be outrageous. the more outrageous the funner *please try not to insult others
*
ps: thanks to void for topic
example: [person before you]
-answers previous question blah blah-
Q: Why don't elephants fly?
-------------------------------------------
new person:
because airfare is too expensive. Fly Orbitz today!
-and asks new question-
ohh ohhh me 1st! (^_^)
why do people love to dance?
dude.. the old thread filled up already?!?
lol sorta
Why do people love to dance? Because we're too cheap to go to the gym.
Why are there so many different types of the same product out there?
... Because companies aren't racist.
Why am I too sexy for my shirts?
because the shirts weren't made for a superhuman like you
why do girls in games wear clothes that barely hold their boobs in? (staring at game ad next to reply box)
bcoz it looks like a melon that male wanna eat it
why humans have to eat with plates but animals dont?
because animals have decided that plates are too good for them.
why do girls collect so many useless shoes for? (honestly...I've been wondering because I don't but everyone else does)
Their feet grow faster than they say they do.
Why do I love too much?
aaa "love" what is that a creature of some kind ? :P
why the butts are round?
Because the jeans looks great. (in girls...)
Why does the clock exist?
Because without it, time would stand still.
What does Bugs Bunny mean when he says, "Ain't I a stinker?"
because the carrots are secretly infused with beans so he farts all the time, but you don't know that.
What is Spring?
Speak not such heresy. You already know spring. You always have and spring will always know you. Pray and you shall be forgiven.
What is _Shimoyakedou__Cicada_Drizzle__Lucky_Star_?
D: Watch your language!
Why does Popeye always have a pipe in his mouth?
So he can get high.
Can somebody please rule 34 minitokyo?
Wah?
Explain what he just asked?
he wants us to eat the rule number 34 mt
why we've to eat?
Because then we'd have to be fed through a tube going through our veins.
Why am I so annoyed right now?
bcoz ur cat ate ur lunch
why i said eat many times?
because you are hungry as a cow :P hehehe go and eat already :P:P
why banging your head on wall feels so good ? hehehe
You sir and/or madam have a brain tumor because i assure you that banging your head on a wall is in no way pleasant.
Am i really alive?
LOL hahaha
NOooo. you are a funky crazy zombie jumping around like a bunny :P
why run around naked outside?(not that i do. never ever will do that)
because earth is experiencing global warming and it is getting hotter
Why does your mom nags at u?