well, i created this thread for you, *yes, you* to post your most favorite
quote, joke or your most favorite line from a movie/anime ^_^
i don't care if it's religious, emo, corny, sweet.... just feel free to post it
^_^
just like these:
The bible says God will never give you a burden you canâ?t bear. So
when you have a problem you think is impossible to fix, think of it as a
compliment â?coz God thinks you can.
in a classroom...
teacher: if i have 10 mangoes in my left hand and 15 mangoes in my right hand,
therefore, i have...
Juan: ma'am! ma'am! i know the answer!
Teacher: yes Juan
Juan: you have huge hands!
T: 0.0
Out of all the lies I?ve heard, I love you was my favorite
Love is a big sacrifice, isnât it? You forgive and try to forget. You
know youâll cry but you still give it a try. Youâre hurt but
youâre still waiting.
Being happy with the person you love is the greatest climax in life. Do you know
what climax means? It is the best feeling, and yet the shortest.
or maybe this:
Gai: "Lee!"
Lee: "Sensei!"
Gai: "Lee!"
Lee: "Sensei!" (hugs and sunset and beautiful waves)
âLet go of what kills you, and hold on to what keeps you
breathingâ
-Spongebob
Gai: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi"
Kakashi: "Did you say something"
Gai: "Oh my god! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is
somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."
Kankuro: "You're an interesting guy, I like you."
Naruto: "You're not interesting, I don't like you."
Kankuro: *thinking* This brat...I'm going to kill him
haha! just feel free, i'm looking forward to hear some from you *btw, post as
many as you want*
"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
" Steven Spielberg
"A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that
fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of
security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now
how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now
he's got your gun too! "Jay Leno
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day
once. Am I right? You had a bad day and everything changed"
Quote: Life is too short for
traffic. -Dan Bellack
i remember the xbox advertisement:
it's about a new born baby-he's out from his mother's stomach n then slide away
fastly into the sky until he become old. then the words like this: life is
short. play more.
Ness: I'm going to see you burn, you son of a bitch, because you killed my
friend!
Frank Nitti: He died like a pig.
Ness: What did you say?
Frank Nitti: I said your friend died screaming like a stuck Irish pig. Now you
think about that when I beat the rap.
[He runs a comb through his hair and walks toward the door. Ness, enraged, grabs
him from behind and pushes him past the door]
Ness: Hey... hey!
[Ness propels him toward the ledge]
Frank Nitti: HEY!
[Ness pushes him off the roof. He falls, screaming]
Ness: Did he sound anything like THAT?
Do you sleep still? Wait! Do not be hasty, boy... I can see this girl's
dreams... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans as far as the eye can
see. They are vast seas... None can swim across them... They yield no fish to
catch... What did the King of Hyrule say? ...That the gods sealed Hyrule away?
And they left behind people who would one day awaken Hyrule?! How ridiculous...
So many pathetic creatures, scattered across a handful of islands, drifting on
this sea like fallen leaves on a forgotten pool... What can they possibly hope
to achieve? Don't you see? All of you... Your
gods destroyed you!
Reading this fills me with the urge to shout out "THIS IS NOT WAR! THIS IS
PEST CON-TROL!"
*faced with the possibility of the end of the world*
Ianto: It's all over.
Owen: [pauses] Let's all have sex.
Ianto: [deadpan] And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any
worse.
Molon Labe! (Come and take them!)
- King Leonidas to Emperor Xerxes, after the persian demanded that they
surrender their arms.
That which does not kill you, makes you... stranger!
-The Joker (Dark Knight)
(After shooting a whole warehouse of gang members) What? It was
self-defense
merged: 03-22-2008 ~ 02:06am
"If."
- Spartan Ephor, as a reply after receiving a message from Philip II of Macedon,
which stated "If I win this war, you will be slaves forever."
((Bad-ass Spartans know how to scare a guy, both Philip and Alexander would
avoid Sparta entirely.))
*dusts off line*
here's one from the history books.
============================
In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
*small explosions around spaceship*
Captain: "What happen ?"
Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb."
Operator: "We get signal."
Captain: "What!"
Operator: "Main screen turn on."
*The hologram of a cloaked cyborg appears before the crew*
Captain: "It's you!"
CATS: "How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. You are on
the way to destruction."
Captain: "What you say!"
CATS: "You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha
ha...."
*The hologram fades as the captain sits with a expression of final
thought*
Operator: "Captain!"
Captain: "Take off every 'ZIG'!"
*screens in control room display the ZIG fighters as a pilot prepares for
takeoff*
Captain: *intercom* "You know what you doing. Move 'ZIG'." *back at
control room* "For great justice."
*A single fighter manages to take off just as the entire ship explodes*
ok here it goes..hehe..
two brothas are walking on a bridge when they both realize that they need to
piss so they whip it out and they're peeing and one of the black dudes goes damn
this water is cold and the other responds yeah and its deep too...
yoh! thanks for stopping by!
well, i created this thread for you, *yes, you* to post your most favorite quote, joke or your most favorite line from a movie/anime ^_^
i don't care if it's religious, emo, corny, sweet.... just feel free to post it ^_^
just like these:
The bible says God will never give you a burden you canâ?t bear. So when you have a problem you think is impossible to fix, think of it as a compliment â?coz God thinks you can.
in a classroom...
teacher: if i have 10 mangoes in my left hand and 15 mangoes in my right hand, therefore, i have...
Juan: ma'am! ma'am! i know the answer!
Teacher: yes Juan
Juan: you have huge hands!
T: 0.0
Out of all the lies I?ve heard, I love you was my favorite
Love is a big sacrifice, isnât it? You forgive and try to forget. You know youâll cry but you still give it a try. Youâre hurt but youâre still waiting.
Being happy with the person you love is the greatest climax in life. Do you know what climax means? It is the best feeling, and yet the shortest.
or maybe this:
Gai: "Lee!"
Lee: "Sensei!"
Gai: "Lee!"
Lee: "Sensei!" (hugs and sunset and beautiful waves)
âLet go of what kills you, and hold on to what keeps you breathingâ
-Spongebob
Gai: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi"
Kakashi: "Did you say something"
Gai: "Oh my god! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."
Kankuro: "You're an interesting guy, I like you."
Naruto: "You're not interesting, I don't like you."
Kankuro: *thinking* This brat...I'm going to kill him
haha! just feel free, i'm looking forward to hear some from you *btw, post as many as you want*
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand..."
-Homer Simpson
"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? " Steven Spielberg
"A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too! "Jay Leno
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? You had a bad day and everything changed"
-The Joker
more quotes^^
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-- Dale Carnegie
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
-- Mae West
My fave quote: This. Is. SPAARRTAA! - Leonidas.
Another fave: It's OVER NINE THOUSAAANND!
I've got a few that I think are good. I don't have a favourite though.
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." -Harvey Fierstein
"The best antiques are old friends" -Unknown
I thought this one was funny ^^
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. -Darrin Weinberg
And I think this is why people speed
Life is too short for traffic. -Dan Bellack
My Fave Quote: (Also from 300) "Then we will fight in the shade"
Also
"Whats a little wieght gunna do" Garra
i remember the xbox advertisement: it's about a new born baby-he's out from his mother's stomach n then slide away fastly into the sky until he become old. then the words like this: life is short. play more.
'I did not have sexual relations with that woman!'
I think everyone except two or three people can laugh about that one LOL.
Ness: I'm going to see you burn, you son of a bitch, because you killed my friend!
Frank Nitti: He died like a pig.
Ness: What did you say?
Frank Nitti: I said your friend died screaming like a stuck Irish pig. Now you think about that when I beat the rap.
[He runs a comb through his hair and walks toward the door. Ness, enraged, grabs him from behind and pushes him past the door]
Ness: Hey... hey!
[Ness propels him toward the ledge]
Frank Nitti: HEY!
[Ness pushes him off the roof. He falls, screaming]
Ness: Did he sound anything like THAT?
-The Untouchables
that's hot! -paris hilton
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
I forgot who said it but this is one of the quotes I believe in...
"If you are going through Hell, keep going..."
Do you sleep still? Wait! Do not be hasty, boy... I can see this girl's dreams... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans as far as the eye can see. They are vast seas... None can swim across them... They yield no fish to catch... What did the King of Hyrule say? ...That the gods sealed Hyrule away? And they left behind people who would one day awaken Hyrule?! How ridiculous... So many pathetic creatures, scattered across a handful of islands, drifting on this sea like fallen leaves on a forgotten pool... What can they possibly hope to achieve? Don't you see? All of you... Your gods destroyed you!
-Ganondorf
Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
(Munching) "Its hard to lie when the evidence is in your mouth."
- My friend Charlotte eating the last hostess cake...
"You're superior in one respect... you're better at dying." Dalek
(If you want you can see this quote here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYARnv2FFso&feature=related )
Reading this fills me with the urge to shout out "THIS IS NOT WAR! THIS IS PEST CON-TROL!"
*faced with the possibility of the end of the world*
Ianto: It's all over.
Owen: [pauses] Let's all have sex.
Ianto: [deadpan] And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.
-Torchwood
Molon Labe! (Come and take them!)
- King Leonidas to Emperor Xerxes, after the persian demanded that they surrender their arms.
That which does not kill you, makes you... stranger!
-The Joker (Dark Knight)
(After shooting a whole warehouse of gang members) What? It was self-defense
merged: 03-22-2008 ~ 02:06am
"If."
- Spartan Ephor, as a reply after receiving a message from Philip II of Macedon, which stated "If I win this war, you will be slaves forever."
((Bad-ass Spartans know how to scare a guy, both Philip and Alexander would avoid Sparta entirely.))
*dusts off line*
here's one from the history books.
============================
In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
*small explosions around spaceship*
Captain: "What happen ?"
Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb."
Operator: "We get signal."
Captain: "What!"
Operator: "Main screen turn on."
*The hologram of a cloaked cyborg appears before the crew*
Captain: "It's you!"
CATS: "How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction."
Captain: "What you say!"
CATS: "You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...."
*The hologram fades as the captain sits with a expression of final thought*
Operator: "Captain!"
Captain: "Take off every 'ZIG'!"
*screens in control room display the ZIG fighters as a pilot prepares for takeoff*
Captain: *intercom* "You know what you doing. Move 'ZIG'." *back at control room* "For great justice."
*A single fighter manages to take off just as the entire ship explodes*
-Opening prologue from Zero Wing (seriously)
ALOYSIUS, WHAT'S YOUR PROFESSION?!
-st. aloysius batch 2007-2008
awooh! awooh!
LoLz!
Ma'am! We don't need the face! We need the body!
-St. Aloysius, Broñola
hey there, u fool!
by: me
X)
ok here it goes..hehe..
two brothas are walking on a bridge when they both realize that they need to piss so they whip it out and they're peeing and one of the black dudes goes damn this water is cold and the other responds yeah and its deep too...