granted, but you and everybody else lose all their senses (smell, touch,
hearing, seeing, taste) to avoid seeing, hearing, .... any horros that would
disrupt this long and happy life with sadness
I wish I could create 24 kt. flawless diamonds out of carbon on a small scale
without any major costs
Granted but now everyone is the same and life is no longer worth living cause
rich people cant laugh at poor people and poor people can't laugh at the rich
for being stupid.
Granted... but... errr... ahh.... umm happiness is a lie, and 2 secs is long enough.
I wish I can find the name of this bloody song so I can download it!
Granted but you are now an emo and you commit suicide to see if you can feel anything.
I wish that the next posters wish is corrupted.
granted, but you and everybody else lose all their senses (smell, touch, hearing, seeing, taste) to avoid seeing, hearing, .... any horros that would disrupt this long and happy life with sadness
I wish I could create 24 kt. flawless diamonds out of carbon on a small scale without any major costs
Granted, but everyone else can as well, therefore rendering diamonds worthless.
I wish the music I like was played upon the radio.
Granted but now your ears will start heavily
bleeding blood everytime you hear music.
I wish to wish something.
Granted, you wish for yourself to suffer the pain of listening to Britney Spears until the end of time, with no refuge even in death.
I wish I lived closer to my friends.
Granted you now share the same body.
I wish hilary clinton to die.
Granted, she dies by falling out of a window and onto your head.
I wish that those who want ID/creationism taught in science classes would all apply cheese graters to their faces.
Granted but the world's supply of grated cheese runs out.
I wish it would literally rain cats and dogs.
Granted, they are all on fire and cause your home to burn down.
I wish I could speak Russian
Granted but you are shot by the KGB
I wish to not be shot by the KGB.
Granted, you are shot by the CIA, FBI, and NSA instead.
I wish to control the man who owns the world.
Granted but he has a sex change operation.
I wish for France to be bombed until its nothing but glass.
Granted, the French take over the USA first shipping all its inhabitants to France before bombing it.
I wish for the BNP to cease existing.
(I take it you mean British National Party?)
Granted, but its reverse... and only other races from different countries may be in it... they're just as racist as the original.
I wish for people take others into consideration before themselves.
[Your assumption would be correct.]
Granted, people always take into account what it will take to do others the most harm before acting.
I wish to not have an addictive personality.
Granted. You have an obsessive compulsive personality... completely different.
I wish for whirled peas.
Granted, they are whirled in a liquidiser.
I wish for more manga to be translated into English properly.
*Amen!... I mean, uh...*
Granted. Its hick-English... proper hick/redneck English. *cringes*
I wish for the Hellsing OVAs to come out faster, yet keep their current quality. ^^
Granted but you are shot and killed by a drunk while reading manga.
I wish for kittens.
Granted. They're laser kittens... they vaporize you with their cute little laser eyes. Congratulations, you're a pile of ash.
I still wish for the Hellsing OVAs to come out faster, yet keep their current quality. ^^
Granted, but the sheer level of awesome involved in that feat makes all who even hear of it die of a heart attack and/or stroke.
I wish for mankind to naturally default to communism [Mark and Engels, not dictatorship with a different name].
Granted but now everyone is the same and life is no longer worth living cause rich people cant laugh at poor people and poor people can't laugh at the rich for being stupid.
I wish for God cease existence forever.