I remember a funny class moment that happend around two years ago, in French
class. We had to work on a poster project, bringing materials to work on them.
Eventually the teacher asked, holding up a picture: "Er, does this belong
to anyone?" Snickers and giggling were heard. The picture had a woman
wearing revealing clothes in a not-so-nice pose...
Nobody claimed the picture, by the way.
Another one: Two years ago in math class, some guy decided to joke around,
saying: "Teacher, can I jump out the window?" (We were on the 3rd
floor of the school). The teacher replied jokingly, "Make sure I'm out of the classroom, then jump out of the window."
Most of it's funnier when you're accually there... =D
About 6 years ago in Earth Science, we had a break between class and lab. We
were standing around my friends table and she said something (dont remember
what) and I was jokingly going to jerk her chair to scare her. I pulled it right
out from under her and she landed flat on her butt! LOL ahh I can still picture
her face. The teacher was on the phone and turned around. She was like
"What happened?!?!?!" I told her she slipped out of her chair and,
since we were the good kids in school she was like "oh, ok" :-D oops
HAha..Ralphie's story just reminded me of something that happened recently. This
happened a couple of weeks ago, it didn't take place in class, but it did happen
in school. Anyways, two of my friends and I were in the cafeteria, and one of my
friends (we'll call her B) was checking out my new cell phone, when all of a
sudden I got a text message. She tells me, but as she's in the process of
handing it over to me my other friend (we'll call her A) jumps at it and
snatches it from B saying she wants to see. She sits down quickly to try and
keep the phone away from me, and ends up by missing her chair, really hard. Not
only that but her chair went flying. It was like the biggest BOOM! ever. The
whole room went quiet and everyone was staring at us for like no joke ten
minutes. While this is happening B and I were laughing our heads off. A started
laughing too and even announced to all that she was alright. But it doesn't stop
there...oh no. A then turns around to pick up her chair only to find it lodged,
like hardcore stuck, in the chair of the person sitting behind her. She had to
use both hands and all her strength to pull it out. It was really hilarious. The
lesson of this story is "don't touch things that don't belong to you, it's
bad karma."
One of my class mate came rushing in thinking he is late and somehow tripped at
the at the door entrance... my teacher came in blindly, not knowing he was there
and trip over him.... Broke her spectacles and had a hard time conducting the
lesson coz she cant read whatever she wrote...
in Geometry class, our teacher left for a moment coz some teacher wanted to
speak to our teacher. so, it was my friend's birthday, so i quickly turn and say
"Happy Happy Birthday!" and i sing in a very low tone when everyone
joins in and sings sooooo loudddd and the
teacher turns and yells at us, and i couldn't stop laughing throughout the
lesson (then again being there is more hilarious)
I remember some really cool class moments back in the day:
#1. It was just like every other normal day in the study hall(Its like a
gigantic hall with a bunch of tables and chairs lol), everyone just studying
away and some where whispering as always. Then, all of a sudden, you hear these
"explosive" like sounds like "BWAHHHM BWAHHHM" coming from
the door and this one student STORMS into the study hall, running as fast as he
could possibly go, as he was being chased by another student who took a fire
extinguisher and chased him with it. xD They ran around the whole study hall
still making a ton of noise, and left and were not caught rofl. Everyone was
laughing their ass off too obviously :P
#2. Once, again in the study hall, there was a food fight going on between the
Junior Cert. Students and the 5th year students, as they always have food
fights. Also, in the study hall, there were chairs stacked on each other(around
9 or so) beside the 5th year group. So, as they exchange fruit and vegetables
and lunch here and there, this one guy from the 5th year class gets an apple,
and tosses it to the Junior Cert class, as it hit the wall and practically
exploded, covering all of them in one go. Then, one of the juniors tossed an
apple back, but hit the massive stack of chairs literally STRAIGHT in the
middle. Everyone went dead quietf or a moment as it began to wobble a bit and
come forward. Then, as it slowly began to tilt over, everyone starts going
"Oooooooohhhh--!", and as it fell down with the largest bang ever,
chairs everyone, everyone started to roar and laugh in the study hall. Was good,
was good. lol
#3. This one I'd like to call the "Ninja Student". Once, there was a
study class going on in a classroom. Everyone was talking, not a single person
studying. Then, the principal was walking the corridors to check for order as
such, as one of the students saw him coming, going "Oh sh!t Pat's
coming!", so everyone started bustling around with the tables and chairs to
look like they were doing stuff for study.
And then, this one guy, does not find a seat for himself. So be begins to
panic.
In the room, was a piano.
Yep, you guessed it.
He hid IN the piano as the principal came in. And you
could hear some notes going off as well once every so now and then when the
principal was in the classroom, rofl.
Recently, during our school's performance of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, while I (part of the stage
crew) and one of my friends, "K", were backstage, the girl playing
Lucy said the line "I'm a super-crab!" which prompted my friend, who
was playing the part of Charlie Brown, to imitate a crab, bending his knees and
making his hands resemble pinching claws. He then shuffled sideways for a little
bit, a very serious expression on his face, until it was his cue to go on.
Additionally, early on in the school year, in my Theatre class, we had a
classmate who was very open about his crush on the (male) drama teacher at our
school. One day, we played a game where a student is chosen to be a specific
person (in this case, the student was to be the drama teacher), only this person
does not know who they are to be portraying; they are supposed to guess by way
of the questions posed to them who they are. Near the end of the game, the boy
who was infatuated with the teacher asked "Why haven't you proposed to me,
yet?" Earning good-natured laughter from the class. The student playing our
teacher later said that question finally gave it away .
Its always good to remember the good old school days.I remember a scene from our
camp.
It was night ,our teacher was out in the passage talking to our computer teach
(who refers to us as shameless kids !) we all changed into our night dresses.I
&my friend "J"were trying hard not to laugh and togoto sleep
before the teach. arrives ;suddenly there were roars of laughter and we opened
our eyes to find my friend"A"jumping near the board as to write
something It was only then we started laughing when we saw that she had tied up
a pillow below her waist on the backside .She was tryin to pretend our bio
teacher .We too had a loud laugh since everyone of us knew how her butt seems to
move immeasureably while scribbling on board!HA it was such fun!
I don't really think this is really quite funny, since I'm the victim this time,
but in Form 4, 2006, one of my classmates were trying to pass a bottle of liquid
paper (correction fluid) around the class to a friend. Although they were only
sitting rows between in each other, the first person came up with a wonderful
idea: chuck the thing from her place to her friends. And unfortunately, the
container was pen-shaped (read: AERODYNAMIC), so it flew thru the air and hit me
on the head. And because I was in pain and didn't realise it was just a
passing-the-liquid-paper thing, I made quite a bit of noise, asking people what
happened and who chucked the flying object until the teacher heard me. So the
two girls ended up getting a bit of nagging from the teacher, on how they
shouldn't fling stuff around the classroom. Oh yes, and this is the best story
so far. A group of my classmates who have quite a reputation for skipping school
(some for valid reasons, such as being susceptible to falling sick, another
requiring frequent visits to the hospital). The 8 of them all didn't come on the
very same day, making the form teacher think that they were all conspiring to
play hooky. The following day, all of them were told to see the vice-principal
to explain their absence. So, majority of the 8 spent quite awhile in front of
the class questioning each other on why they didn't come respectively. And one
of the girls had come to school wearing the wrong school shoes (we're required
to wear pure white school shoes, she came wearing a pair of coloured Converse
shoes) as well as yellow socks (again, have to wear pure white socks). Running
late to see the vice-principal, she ran to the person nearest to her, which was
a tall, lanky girl who was at least a head or so taller than her (and larger
feet size as well). She insisted that the tall girl take off her shoes and socks
and lend them to her. She quickly put them on and scooted off to see the
vice-principal, and left my tall classmate to try and fudge her feet into the
other girl's shoes. Took her awhile, but she managed to get them in, and she was
forced to hobble to the Biology lab and back. The moral of the story is, at
least get someone with similiar sized feet, it really reduces problems.
Yeah xD... Everybody needs a good laugh.
I remember a funny class moment that happend around two years ago, in French class. We had to work on a poster project, bringing materials to work on them. Eventually the teacher asked, holding up a picture: "Er, does this belong to anyone?" Snickers and giggling were heard. The picture had a woman wearing revealing clothes in a not-so-nice pose...
Nobody claimed the picture, by the way.
Another one: Two years ago in math class, some guy decided to joke around, saying: "Teacher, can I jump out the window?" (We were on the 3rd floor of the school). The teacher replied jokingly, "Make sure I'm out of the classroom, then jump out of the window."
Most of it's funnier when you're accually there... =D
lol
About 6 years ago in Earth Science, we had a break between class and lab. We were standing around my friends table and she said something (dont remember what) and I was jokingly going to jerk her chair to scare her. I pulled it right out from under her and she landed flat on her butt! LOL ahh I can still picture her face. The teacher was on the phone and turned around. She was like "What happened?!?!?!" I told her she slipped out of her chair and, since we were the good kids in school she was like "oh, ok" :-D oops
HAha..Ralphie's story just reminded me of something that happened recently. This happened a couple of weeks ago, it didn't take place in class, but it did happen in school. Anyways, two of my friends and I were in the cafeteria, and one of my friends (we'll call her B) was checking out my new cell phone, when all of a sudden I got a text message. She tells me, but as she's in the process of handing it over to me my other friend (we'll call her A) jumps at it and snatches it from B saying she wants to see. She sits down quickly to try and keep the phone away from me, and ends up by missing her chair, really hard. Not only that but her chair went flying. It was like the biggest BOOM! ever. The whole room went quiet and everyone was staring at us for like no joke ten minutes. While this is happening B and I were laughing our heads off. A started laughing too and even announced to all that she was alright. But it doesn't stop there...oh no. A then turns around to pick up her chair only to find it lodged, like hardcore stuck, in the chair of the person sitting behind her. She had to use both hands and all her strength to pull it out. It was really hilarious. The lesson of this story is "don't touch things that don't belong to you, it's bad karma."
I got an A telling my PE teacher that Pro-Wrestling is an art of self-defense.
One of my class mate came rushing in thinking he is late and somehow tripped at the at the door entrance... my teacher came in blindly, not knowing he was there and trip over him.... Broke her spectacles and had a hard time conducting the lesson coz she cant read whatever she wrote...
in Geometry class, our teacher left for a moment coz some teacher wanted to speak to our teacher. so, it was my friend's birthday, so i quickly turn and say "Happy Happy Birthday!" and i sing in a very low tone when everyone joins in and sings sooooo loudddd
and the
teacher turns and yells at us, and i couldn't stop laughing throughout the
lesson 
(then again being there is more hilarious)
I remember some really cool class moments back in the day:
#1. It was just like every other normal day in the study hall(Its like a gigantic hall with a bunch of tables and chairs lol), everyone just studying away and some where whispering as always. Then, all of a sudden, you hear these "explosive" like sounds like "BWAHHHM BWAHHHM" coming from the door and this one student STORMS into the study hall, running as fast as he could possibly go, as he was being chased by another student who took a fire extinguisher and chased him with it. xD They ran around the whole study hall still making a ton of noise, and left and were not caught rofl. Everyone was laughing their ass off too obviously :P
#2. Once, again in the study hall, there was a food fight going on between the Junior Cert. Students and the 5th year students, as they always have food fights. Also, in the study hall, there were chairs stacked on each other(around 9 or so) beside the 5th year group. So, as they exchange fruit and vegetables and lunch here and there, this one guy from the 5th year class gets an apple, and tosses it to the Junior Cert class, as it hit the wall and practically exploded, covering all of them in one go. Then, one of the juniors tossed an apple back, but hit the massive stack of chairs literally STRAIGHT in the middle. Everyone went dead quietf or a moment as it began to wobble a bit and come forward. Then, as it slowly began to tilt over, everyone starts going "Oooooooohhhh--!", and as it fell down with the largest bang ever, chairs everyone, everyone started to roar and laugh in the study hall. Was good, was good. lol
#3. This one I'd like to call the "Ninja Student". Once, there was a study class going on in a classroom. Everyone was talking, not a single person studying. Then, the principal was walking the corridors to check for order as such, as one of the students saw him coming, going "Oh sh!t Pat's coming!", so everyone started bustling around with the tables and chairs to look like they were doing stuff for study.
And you
could hear some notes going off as well once every so now and then when the
principal was in the classroom, rofl.
And then, this one guy, does not find a seat for himself. So be begins to panic.
In the room, was a piano.
Yep, you guessed it.
He hid IN the piano as the principal came in.
Recently, during our school's performance of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, while I (part of the stage crew) and one of my friends, "K", were backstage, the girl playing Lucy said the line "I'm a super-crab!" which prompted my friend, who was playing the part of Charlie Brown, to imitate a crab, bending his knees and making his hands resemble pinching claws. He then shuffled sideways for a little bit, a very serious expression on his face, until it was his cue to go on.
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Additionally, early on in the school year, in my Theatre class, we had a classmate who was very open about his crush on the (male) drama teacher at our school. One day, we played a game where a student is chosen to be a specific person (in this case, the student was to be the drama teacher), only this person does not know who they are to be portraying; they are supposed to guess by way of the questions posed to them who they are. Near the end of the game, the boy who was infatuated with the teacher asked "Why haven't you proposed to me, yet?" Earning good-natured laughter from the class. The student playing our teacher later said that question finally gave it away
Its always good to remember the good old school days.I remember a scene from our camp.
It was night ,our teacher was out in the passage talking to our computer teach (who refers to us as shameless kids !) we all changed into our night dresses.I &my friend "J"were trying hard not to laugh and togoto sleep before the teach. arrives ;suddenly there were roars of laughter and we opened our eyes to find my friend"A"jumping near the board as to write something It was only then we started laughing when we saw that she had tied up a pillow below her waist on the backside .She was tryin to pretend our bio teacher .We too had a loud laugh since everyone of us knew how her butt seems to move immeasureably while scribbling on board!HA it was such fun!
I don't really think this is really quite funny, since I'm the victim this time, but in Form 4, 2006, one of my classmates were trying to pass a bottle of liquid paper (correction fluid) around the class to a friend. Although they were only sitting rows between in each other, the first person came up with a wonderful idea: chuck the thing from her place to her friends. And unfortunately, the container was pen-shaped (read: AERODYNAMIC), so it flew thru the air and hit me on the head. And because I was in pain and didn't realise it was just a passing-the-liquid-paper thing, I made quite a bit of noise, asking people what happened and who chucked the flying object until the teacher heard me. So the two girls ended up getting a bit of nagging from the teacher, on how they shouldn't fling stuff around the classroom. Oh yes, and this is the best story so far. A group of my classmates who have quite a reputation for skipping school (some for valid reasons, such as being susceptible to falling sick, another requiring frequent visits to the hospital). The 8 of them all didn't come on the very same day, making the form teacher think that they were all conspiring to play hooky. The following day, all of them were told to see the vice-principal to explain their absence. So, majority of the 8 spent quite awhile in front of the class questioning each other on why they didn't come respectively. And one of the girls had come to school wearing the wrong school shoes (we're required to wear pure white school shoes, she came wearing a pair of coloured Converse shoes) as well as yellow socks (again, have to wear pure white socks). Running late to see the vice-principal, she ran to the person nearest to her, which was a tall, lanky girl who was at least a head or so taller than her (and larger feet size as well). She insisted that the tall girl take off her shoes and socks and lend them to her. She quickly put them on and scooted off to see the vice-principal, and left my tall classmate to try and fudge her feet into the other girl's shoes. Took her awhile, but she managed to get them in, and she was forced to hobble to the Biology lab and back. The moral of the story is, at least get someone with similiar sized feet, it really reduces problems.