Chuck Norris sneaks up behind Predators for fun, taps them on the back, then they die immediately in surprise and fear.
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- May 24, 2016
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris has a beard because there isn't anything durable and tough enough to shave it off with.
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- May 25, 2016
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Chuck Norris... actually there is no app for that.
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- May 25, 2016
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who the hell is Chuck Norris?!
I'll come to save you as much as you want,
I'll make you fall for me as much as you wish.
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- Jul 01, 2016
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear of course fears Chuck Norris.
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- Oct 17, 2016
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Black Holes are absorbed by Chuck Norris and emerge as a new Galaxy.
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- May 05, 2017
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris hit eleven out of ten targets with only nine rounds.
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Chuck Norris once went to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
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The "Big Bang" was just Chuck Norris' first roundhouse kick.
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- May 06, 2017
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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- May 06, 2017
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- May 07, 2017
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Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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- May 07, 2017
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Every one of Chuck Norris blood cells have black belts.
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- May 07, 2017
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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- May 08, 2017
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Fill in the blank: Chuck Norris is _______. (Be careful, Chuck Norris is monitoring this thread.)
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- May 09, 2017
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When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.
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- May 09, 2017
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The Earth will never stop spinning so long as Chuck Norris runs west five minutes each day.
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- May 09, 2017
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
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