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The Captain Obvious Thread 2

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If one incurs the wrath of the Minitokyo staff there shall be consequences, indeed.

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

duh, you're living proof of that.

but quite right, if one bucks against the system, there will be choas.

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If you drive on a bumpy road with scalding coffee between your legs, you are flirting with a hurting.

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

when texting and talking on cell use paws free or turn the device off, be less tickets, accidents and deaths that way.

BuBbLeS!


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McDonald's has sold a lot of burgers.

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

why? mcdonalds food taste like crap, it never decays and it makes a person feel sick near immediately after eating it.

BuBbLeS!


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My above statement had nothing to do with the promotion or endorsement of, or the suitability for use as a suitable food substitute, for what is served for the purpose of public consumption from within its walls or out of the drive-thru windows at Ronald McDonald's teeming establishment.

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

of all the burger joints, if I am forced to eat at any, I prefer Burger King, at least their food decays and have a better taste and they aren't afraid to add that extra bacon on!

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Colonel H. Sanders is now deceased.

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

the chicken isn't all that great, the biscuits, mash potatoes and coleslaw is actually more appealing to me. besides, unless they don't offer a reusable bowl then it really isn't worth staying there. I reuse those bowls for my snack bowls, they are plastic with red lids, not styrofoam and land fill material.

BuBbLeS!


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If Santa came more than once a year, he'd likely have more children of his own and Mrs. Claus would be happier as well.

DontTellDad

DontTellDad

just looking at the pictures

cats dont like baths

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

comedy don't translate well from Japan to American

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DontTellDad

DontTellDad

just looking at the pictures

japanese cant pronounce letters r an l in engrish

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

there is more Christmas music than Halloween, so cruel.

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DontTellDad

DontTellDad

just looking at the pictures

if you run into a thick brick wall... that's gonna hurt...

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

never streak in a thicket patch there will be dire consequences.

BuBbLeS!


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It is unwise to jump into the deep end of a swimming pool alone after eating a huge meal if you don't know how to swim unless you have a self contained breathing apparatus.

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

suppose to go swimming 30 minutes after a meal.

if using scuba gear for too long, can start to hallucinate on tank air.

BuBbLeS!


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It's unsafe to bathe in molten lava.

DontTellDad

DontTellDad

just looking at the pictures

links are for clicking on

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

links can scare people if they aren't prepared for what's on them.

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DontTellDad

DontTellDad

just looking at the pictures

huey is a bit scary at first

angelxxuan

angelxxuan

ぬいぐるみ !

more and more people are cutting the cable, some are settling for satellite, others are settling for antenna.

BuBbLeS!


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