You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up
again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But
consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
haha...laugh out loud^^
Your explanation reminds me of the French that I took in High School...
All those le , la , les...haha...tomato is female and pencil is male...^^
Very funny!!!
ziploc bags are female - they try
(sometimes fail) to hold everything in, and yet you can see right through them
depending on the contents.
Cell phones are female - the cry randomly (often in public) for attention unless
you know what buttons to push to keep them happy, and they're useless to you
unless you keep them empowered.
remote controls can't be female, otherwise women would understand how to use
them.
Quote by animefreak3ziploc bags are
female - they try (sometimes fail) to
hold everything in, and yet you can see right through them depending on the
contents.
Cell phones are female - the cry randomly (often in public) for attention unless
you know what buttons to push to keep them happy, and they're useless to you
unless you keep them empowered.
remote controls can't be female, otherwise women would understand how to use
them.
Well I would have to say that is a unique take on things. Kinda food for
thaought really. Although I really don't think inatimate objects really have a
gender, but that's jsut my own personal views
Although not quite gender specific, a more interesting approach to both
sexes.
Important Definitions
thingy (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
"look bigger."
male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or
goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male
bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
i like this better than your poems
because i understand this.
i like # 7-
wed pages are like female because the get hit on.
only ture if u are a hot female.
this don't work 4 me.
-mxc
Geesh, and I thought the colon thread was funny and crazy. This is just as bad
!!
lmao~I think 4,7, and 8 are very true. Seriously, some guys are winbags and some
girls she have a weightshift to their butts as they get older or eat certain
things, haha XP .
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
lol enjoy
Oh I would so apply postmodern theory to that @_@
Everything is a social construct... there is no absolute truth... signifiers have no inherent meaning... argg!!
ie. nothing has a gender... well... even so... it doens't matter!! XP
Interesting
Hey! these make perfect sense! really funny! thanks! I really needed a good laugh...
lol, i dont got much to say about this, i undertood some of them and some not lol
Ahahahahaha!!!
Are there any more?
Oh shi...
No wait, I did laugh!
these are so true. lol thanks for sharing this lmao
haha...laugh out loud^^
Your explanation reminds me of the French that I took in High School...
All those le , la , les...haha...tomato is female and pencil is male...^^
Very funny!!!
ziploc bags are female - they try (sometimes fail) to hold everything in, and yet you can see right through them depending on the contents.
Cell phones are female - the cry randomly (often in public) for attention unless you know what buttons to push to keep them happy, and they're useless to you unless you keep them empowered.
remote controls can't be female, otherwise women would understand how to use them.
LOL
nice thread 
its funny, and I agree to that ^_^ although.. I always say
everything as "he" 
.. all
things.. (in dutch)
lol your macho ego just makes me laugh
lol
I like these sort of games. That was a challenge, we're not gonna have a match of innuendo now? <pout>
I now look at the world in a different nature...
lol some of it i got and some i didnt.
Well I would have to say that is a unique take on things. Kinda food for thaought really. Although I really don't think inatimate objects really have a gender, but that's jsut my own personal views
Although not quite gender specific, a more interesting approach to both sexes.
Important Definitions
thingy (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
"look bigger."
male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or
goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male
bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
What about a rock? What gender is it? A pencil? Cactus? Wrench? Paper Towel?
You tell us, use your imagination? Be clever.
i like this better than your poems
because i understand this.
i like # 7-
wed pages are like female because the get hit on.
only ture if u are a hot female.
this don't work 4 me.
-mxc
a cactus is a living thing, so it already has a gender assigned to it (what i dont know)
rock- male, because its lazy and just sits there
LOL...that's awesome! I was having trouble staying on my chair. Thanks for sharing those.
but really, thanx for sharing such a happy thread
Leo
I agree... you are so funny Xange....
Geesh, and I thought the colon thread was funny and crazy. This is just as bad
!!
lmao~I think 4,7, and 8 are very true. Seriously, some guys are winbags and some
girls she have a weightshift to their butts as they get older or eat certain
things, haha XP .