Art teacher : "Can you describe
'Pointilism, Cubism, and some other art styles, in your own words?" Art student :
-Pointilism : "Click 'Filter' then go to 'Pixelate'
-Cubism : Click 'Filter', 'Stylize', then 'Extrude'
-Abstract : You should read Greg Martin's book : 'Capturing Heaven'...
[Art teacher : "Can you describe
'Pointilism, Cubism, and some other art styles, in your own words?" Art student :
-Pointilism : "Click 'Filter' then go to 'Pixelate'
-Cubism : Click 'Filter', 'Stylize', then 'Extrude'
-Abstract : You should read Greg Martin's book : 'Capturing Heaven'...
This thread is funny... but I get all the jokes .. I
guess I'm a PS nerd........ Oh, well, reading yours I know I am not alone. Here
are some I just thought of
You go the the beauty shop and ask for a 10% dodge tool set to highlights over
color layer for you hairstyle.
In winter you tell the weather by turning your head sideways and comparing how
many times the wind filter had to be applied to make the icicles
outside.
When you go to the optomitrist you say your sight is gaussian blur 2.7
When your girlfriend asks if her dress makes her lok fat you reply, "Not
after tranformation, autolevels, and an overlay layer" .
Your frustrated that you can't perfect a gradient on your wall.
When you sign your name you write out "Text Tool" .
When you start to put on weight, you look for the preserve transparency option
on your scale.
Hmm these are great....I have some though...You know you are a photoshop addict
when:
You get confused when you sit down to write a paper because you can't locate you
pen tool.
you get annoyed because the gradient of the floor isn't even.
You write PSP SUCKS in the stall of every bathroom you go to.
RIGHT
just addict it without technically think what if.... in everyday life
we use
JUST addict IT
Art teacher : "Can you describe 'Pointilism, Cubism, and some other art styles, in your own words?"
Art student :
-Pointilism : "Click 'Filter' then go to 'Pixelate'
-Cubism : Click 'Filter', 'Stylize', then 'Extrude'
-Abstract : You should read Greg Martin's book : 'Capturing Heaven'...
[Art teacher : "Can you describe 'Pointilism, Cubism, and some other art styles, in your own words?"
Art student :
-Pointilism : "Click 'Filter' then go to 'Pixelate'
-Cubism : Click 'Filter', 'Stylize', then 'Extrude'
-Abstract : You should read Greg Martin's book : 'Capturing Heaven'...
You know you're a Photoshop addict...
- when you're late for class because you were looking for the magic wand.
- when you bring your laptop to art class.
You know you're a Photoshop addict...
-when you'll be staring at loading screen......
-when someone mentions Photoshop you'll eavesdrop, or butt in
look this world like a big canvas to edit on
and
make everyone perfect
-Download Brushes like no Other.
You can walk into any given restaurant and recognize the font on their menu, the dpi setting, and the CYAN color codes (sigh...this happens often)
In said restaraunt, you make an attempt at a freelance job by offering to redesign the said menus
You buy another gig of memory instead of your girlfriend's christmas present. Or for that matter, next week's food.
gamers do that, too
You Know You're a Photoshop Addict if...
being asked out by a girl , you ask her if she comes in .psd format for easier editing.
you have a photoshop family instead of a dysfunctional family
you feel thirsty while sitting at you computer, then instinctively open Photoshop to solve the problem.
This thread is funny... but I get all the jokes
.. I
guess I'm a PS nerd........ Oh, well, reading yours I know I am not alone. Here
are some I just thought of 
You go the the beauty shop and ask for a 10% dodge tool set to highlights over color layer for you hairstyle.
In winter you tell the weather by turning your head sideways and comparing how many times the wind filter had to be applied to make the icicles outside.
When you go to the optomitrist you say your sight is gaussian blur 2.7
When your girlfriend asks if her dress makes her lok fat you reply, "Not after tranformation, autolevels, and an overlay layer" .
Your frustrated that you can't perfect a gradient on your wall.
When you sign your name you write out "Text Tool" .
When you start to put on weight, you look for the preserve transparency option on your scale.
Hmm these are great....I have some though...You know you are a photoshop addict when:
You get confused when you sit down to write a paper because you can't locate you pen tool.
you get annoyed because the gradient of the floor isn't even.
You write PSP SUCKS in the stall of every bathroom you go to.
Those are pretty good ..
You Know You're a Photoshop Addict if :
your hearts start beating faster, and you start to smile when you see the Photoshop shortcut on you desktop
you associate the phrase : "cheating on my girlfriend" /with : "using multiple layers"
you name your first born child Adobe .
you refrain from using other programs for the sole reason that they were not made by Adobe
you carry a screenshot of Photoshop in your wallet !