I'm liking stuff right now that makes fun of girls.... it just cracks me up....
Anyway, thought I would share the lyrics to my current favourite song... it may
be something you guys can relate to. This is Mood Ring by Relient K:
We all know the girls that I am talking about.
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only questions when...they'll blow up!
And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt.
Cause they're those girls, yeah, you know those girls
That let their emotions get the best of them.
And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man...
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
Just what they're thinking...
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday
She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
If it's drama you want, then look no further
They're like the Real World meets Boy Meets World
meets Days of Our Lives.
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man...
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
Just what they're thinking...
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday
She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
Cause when it's black means "watch your back" because you're
probably
The last person in the world right now she wants to see
And when it's blue it means you should call her up immediatly
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless
And that's alright I must confess
We all know the girls that I am talking about
She likes you Wednesday, but now it's Friday
And she has to wash her hair
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
Well, first she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde...
at least she makes a lovely pair.
Mood Ring, oh Mood Ring,
oh tell me will you bring the key
To unlock this mystery?
Of girls and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand
The complex infrastucture known as the female mind
If you're collecting humorous songs, how about "Boys Want Sex In The
Morning" by Uncle Bonsai. The lyrics are PG, so if you're interested you
can find the lyrics here:
Ah so true I wonder myself how girls think and how I wonder and wonder...
Anyway I like the lyrics a lot, men it seems i am two different person from
time to time too...
Oh well I think I will calm down a bit now for a while that is hehehehe....
I'm liking stuff right now that makes fun of girls.... it just cracks me up.... Anyway, thought I would share the lyrics to my current favourite song... it may be something you guys can relate to. This is Mood Ring by Relient K:
We all know the girls that I am talking about.
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only questions when...they'll blow up!
And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt.
Cause they're those girls, yeah, you know those girls
That let their emotions get the best of them.
And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man...
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
Just what they're thinking...
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday
She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
If it's drama you want, then look no further
They're like the Real World meets Boy Meets World
meets Days of Our Lives.
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
And I've contrived some sort of a plan
To help my fellow man...
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
Just what they're thinking...
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday
She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
Cause when it's black means "watch your back" because you're probably
The last person in the world right now she wants to see
And when it's blue it means you should call her up immediatly
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless
And that's alright I must confess
We all know the girls that I am talking about
She likes you Wednesday, but now it's Friday
And she has to wash her hair
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
Well, first she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde...
at least she makes a lovely pair.
Mood Ring, oh Mood Ring,
oh tell me will you bring the key
To unlock this mystery?
Of girls and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand
The complex infrastucture known as the female mind
O.O Thats really good....I really like that ^^.
Relient K? Isn't that a punk band? I'm quite sure I've heard there song before and didn't enjoy it. I'm not much into punk.
Testify, sister!
If you're collecting humorous songs, how about "Boys Want Sex In The Morning" by Uncle Bonsai. The lyrics are PG, so if you're interested you can find the lyrics here:
http://www.yellowtailrecords.com/lyrics/lyr_ub1.html#sex
yeah... it is punk rock... their my current favorite band.... but then I also like hard rock.
O.o I've never heard of them but I'm VERY interested now, I'll have to definately check them out ^^.
ahahaha nice lyrics
it's so
true tho 
in some cases at least :P
Hahaha! that's great.
Those Mood Rings would be really usefull.
mm... does mood ring usually "fit" with the condition and mood the girls have ? :0 well... hopefully so : )
My god, I love Reliant K... And that is one of there best songs... Rhapsody, you have now become my new favorite person because of this.
I've considered starting a non-for-profit orginization to distribute mood rings around the world, but it's hard to get backing for such things...
lol not bad but woman are emotional creatures
lol
we men just needa remeber that and respect that ! thats all
hehe so good!
i liek punk/rock so ima go check them out!
That's really good .... it's so true that this would sometime be very useful .... I didn't know the band till yet, but punk is sometimes really cool
Hey, punk is cool.
i havent heard it yet, but its nice. yap, punk is cool!!!!
i don't know this band but i like the lyrics
Ah so true I wonder myself how girls think and how I wonder and wonder...
Anyway I like the lyrics a lot, men it seems i am two different person from time to time too...
Oh well I think I will calm down a bit now for a while that is hehehehe....