Some thanksgiving jokes i found on the net:

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!

Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

Q: Did you hear about the X-rated turkey?
A: It's served with very little dressing.

^_______^ have a happy thanksgiving

omg corny... XP

hmmm...never heard them b4, but they seem............^_^' weird!

Wow... whats terrible is I know most of those Happy Thanksgiving to you, too Melon-san!

funny thanksgiving jokes ..
Happy thanksgiving to you too

funny thanksgiving jokes ..
thx alot

funny jokes....
lol
have a very happy thanksgiving tooo..

Those are riddles. Jokes begin with "knock, knock" or an Irish racial slur.

LOL i know its lame, not good with telling jokes ..

errr sumhow i ddnt laugh....it was a bit lame..
*pls dunt kill me for saying that*

ahaha dont worry i wont .. i guess they are lame jokes
but hey at least i didnt make them

HAHAHAHAH...

hehehehe...hahaha...

I leave MT for a bit and now you're the one telling jokes?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hei..i can be funny too ^^.. altho this one is kinda lame.. ^______^

At least you admit they're lame, i didn't want to go on the pitty route and spare your feelings. So BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...) Thx for trying though

Hehe^_^...you're sweet^_^!They aren't so lame...they were sweet...anyway honey the gest is the one that counts!Merry Christmas,hohoho^_^!Kisses!