Byakuya:" Yo! FO SHIZZLE WEST SIDE W'DUP MA NIGGA?"
Kenpachi:" Please stop your rather less than intellectual methods of
communication as i find it hard to understand your words, perhaps you may want
to refer to a dictionary before you speak?" *hands out dictionary*
Byakuya:" Lol, Me man, Yo not be speaking of da Oxford at a fella nigga,
that is so not Wicked!" *makes a hand signal*
Kenpachi: " I am sorry? what did you just say?"
Soi Fon: *rage* how can u do this to me u stupid cat?!
Yoruichi: but I just ask for your autograph on my butt *mews*
Soi Fon: you're degrading me to your pathetic standards! *walks away*
Yoruichi: erm..erm, autograph?
lol to the Byakuya one, well here's another Kenpachi one.
Zaraki: Here you go Yachiru dear. Make sure you eat all of that inside the bento
you hear? Oh, and remember don't talk to strangers on your way to the meeting
and come back straight home ok? Oh look at the time! You better get going!....
My little girl is growing up so fast *sniff*
yikes...Kenpachi is a loving father?
dude that is FTW!
Yamamoto:" Shunsui, come and have a drink with me..."
Shunsui:" Nah...i quit drinking now, I am going to live a happy
life...*walks into the office as Yamamoto follows*
Nanao:" Yo Capts! Me and my mates be drinking to some
blllrrggzzz...*faints*
Shunsui:" OMG...Nanao-chan! How could you...!"
Yamamoto:" well now, sissy boy, the girls are doing it, join in
already!"
Shunsui: *cries and decides to kill himself*
Hey.,...that will happen i tell you, speculations and revealing tips from the
creators specified he will learn Bankai!
Nanao: Capt.Shunsui...can i ...emm...(blush) go out with you...i have been
admiring you for a long time and i love you...
Shunsui: Yeah, well, thanks for nothing... I HATE YOU! LEAVE ME
ALONE!@!
here's one showing a polite, wise Zaraki and rapper Byayuka
Byayuka: yo..what's up, my man?!
Zaraki: I found out this essense to cure the shinigami disease that deprive us
from all humanity..blah..blah
Byayuka: *blank espression* come..again?man..u talking ma bull or wat?
Zaraki: no..there's no bull in the essense..just a bit of this and that..blah
blah
Byayuka: I ain't see no stuff in this grime *takes essense and accidentally
spills it*
Zaraki: you terrible man! *gasp* I shouldn't have said such vulgar
language..sorry!
Rukia: It's not working! use your bankai on the hollow, Ichigo!
Ichigo: don't worry..usually I find a way out in the end
*Hollow roars*
Ichigo: gaaa! ok..o-ok..I'll use it...err.. BONSAI! wait...that's not
it..BANZAI! hmm...something seems wrong..
Rukia: you moron! It's Bankai!
*hollow swallows Rukia*
Ichigo: what?! I can't hear ya! *he's back's facing Rukia*
*hollow devours Rukia*
Ichigo: hey..don't eat something when I'm thinking so hard here, Rukia!
Ichigo: " you know...i love the cookies you make for me Orihime!"
Orihime:" well then....fine, just shut up eat them and die...i poisoined
them earlier..."
Ichigo:" ......WHAT?"
*Zaraki and Ishida joins an archery contest*
Zaraki: strike 3! yeah! ten points in a row!
*Ishida shoots*
strike 1..2...3..OUT!
Ishida: actually..I don't know how to shoot the arrow..I haven't even started
yet..0.0
Rukia: here's the map to the shinigami world
Ichigo: wow..your map's so beautifully drawn and detailed..
Rukia: LOL..I didn't win the best artist contest for nothing^^
Ichigo: take me as your student, O great designer!
a little skit i thought up of:
Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, and Hinamori are in a room together after Aizen hurt
Hinamori.
Hitsugaya: I'm sorry about Aizen, is there something I can do?
Hinamori: *crying* Do you have something thant can heal a broken heart?
Hitsugaya: Actually, I do. *Pulls out a joint* here, smoke this.
Hinamori: What is that?
Matsumoto: *grabs joint* Don't give that to her!
Hitsugaya: Come on Matsumoto, don't be so uptight. *pulls out two more joints
and gives one to Hinamori.* come on Matsumoto, just a bit. *lights
joints*
Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, and Hinamori get high and start talking about stupid
stuff, then Minamori starts making out with Matsumoto, then Yoruichi comes in
with a bong.
Yoruichi: Hey, mind if I join?
Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, Hinamori, and Yoruichi are all high, half naked making out
with each other.
Then, Byakyua, Zaraki, and soi fon come in and get high.....and have a huge
orgy.
Round 1...fight!
Hinamori: say goodbye sucker
Zaraki:...*shivers* no..why did u drag me into this *stares at onichan*
judge: Hinamori slams..Hinamori scores!
Hinamori: huh..that was just too easy
Zaraki: *fainted*
Zaraki: hurry..my sweet daughter onichan is coming!
Hitsu: oh..oh! *staggers* *puts on the bells*
Onichan: daddy! eh..what are the cute bells for? can I have one?
Zaraki: they're my hair accesories what do
u like? I have pink..yellow..purple @.@
Let's try this...
Shinigami: Sir! 1st Captain Yamamoto is requesting your presence at the meeting!
Ukitate: I'll be... *cough cough* right... *cough* there.
Shinigami: Perhaps it is wise not to go. I will inform him of your condition.
Ukitate: Thank *cough cough* you...
*Shinigami leaves*
Ukitate: Hehe... works everytime like a charm.
That is powerful ! LOL
Byakuya:" Yo! FO SHIZZLE WEST SIDE W'DUP MA NIGGA?"
Kenpachi:" Please stop your rather less than intellectual methods of communication as i find it hard to understand your words, perhaps you may want to refer to a dictionary before you speak?" *hands out dictionary*
Byakuya:" Lol, Me man, Yo not be speaking of da Oxford at a fella nigga, that is so not Wicked!" *makes a hand signal*
Kenpachi: " I am sorry? what did you just say?"
LOL, try this..=.=" kinda lame I know..
Soi Fon: *rage* how can u do this to me u stupid cat?!
Yoruichi: but I just ask for your autograph on my butt *mews*
Soi Fon: you're degrading me to your pathetic standards! *walks away*
Yoruichi: erm..erm, autograph?
oh my god...! how does Youruichi go such shallowness! break up laugher!
Kenpachi: "OMG! I'M LATE FOR MY PHILOSOPHY CLASS!"
Byakuya: *enters captain's meeting* "HEY EVERYBODY! How are you guys? good, I hope. Hey, hey, poker at my place tonight, who's in?"
lol to the Byakuya one, well here's another Kenpachi one.
Zaraki: Here you go Yachiru dear. Make sure you eat all of that inside the bento you hear? Oh, and remember don't talk to strangers on your way to the meeting and come back straight home ok? Oh look at the time! You better get going!.... My little girl is growing up so fast *sniff*
Yachiru: Come on stop playing around and get serious!
Byakyua: It's a beautiful day. Soi fon, let's go pick flowers.
yikes...Kenpachi is a loving father?
dude that is FTW!
Yamamoto:" Shunsui, come and have a drink with me..."
Shunsui:" Nah...i quit drinking now, I am going to live a happy life...*walks into the office as Yamamoto follows*
Nanao:" Yo Capts! Me and my mates be drinking to some blllrrggzzz...*faints*
Shunsui:" OMG...Nanao-chan! How could you...!"
Yamamoto:" well now, sissy boy, the girls are doing it, join in already!"
Shunsui: *cries and decides to kill himself*
one thing that will NEVER be said is.
Zaraki: The name of my sword is...
Hey.,...that will happen i tell you, speculations and revealing tips from the creators specified he will learn Bankai!
Nanao: Capt.Shunsui...can i ...emm...(blush) go out with you...i have been admiring you for a long time and i love you...
Shunsui: Yeah, well, thanks for nothing... I HATE YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE!@!
Nanao: "=o=""
jinta: ururu-san actually i've always loved u... would you go out on a date with me?
ururu: i don't go out with kids! unless you let me be karakura red!
here's one showing a polite, wise Zaraki and rapper Byayuka
Byayuka: yo..what's up, my man?!
Zaraki: I found out this essense to cure the shinigami disease that deprive us from all humanity..blah..blah
Byayuka: *blank espression* come..again?man..u talking ma bull or wat?
Zaraki: no..there's no bull in the essense..just a bit of this and that..blah blah
Byayuka: I ain't see no stuff in this grime *takes essense and accidentally spills it*
Zaraki: you terrible man! *gasp* I shouldn't have said such vulgar language..sorry!
hyuk hyuk hyuk....that is major funny !
a simple one:
Yamamoto: "ARRARAGGGHHH....It is so cold i could freeza too death!"
Hitsugaya: "AAARRRRGGGHHH....it is so hot i could burn in hell!"
What happens after they both released their bankai on each other...
Yamamoto:" Arrrrggghhh....I am so cold it is burning! "
Hitsugaya:" Arrrrggggddd...I am so hot its freezing! "
Rukia: It's not working! use your bankai on the hollow, Ichigo!
Ichigo: don't worry..usually I find a way out in the end
*Hollow roars*
Ichigo: gaaa! ok..o-ok..I'll use it...err.. BONSAI! wait...that's not it..BANZAI! hmm...something seems wrong..
Rukia: you moron! It's Bankai!
*hollow swallows Rukia*
Ichigo: what?! I can't hear ya! *he's back's facing Rukia*
*hollow devours Rukia*
Ichigo: hey..don't eat something when I'm thinking so hard here, Rukia!
Lol....he is retarded!
Ichigo: " you know...i love the cookies you make for me Orihime!"
Orihime:" well then....fine, just shut up eat them and die...i poisoined them earlier..."
Ichigo:" ......WHAT?"
*Zaraki and Ishida joins an archery contest*
Zaraki: strike 3! yeah! ten points in a row!
*Ishida shoots*
strike 1..2...3..OUT!
Ishida: actually..I don't know how to shoot the arrow..I haven't even started yet..0.0
ok....explain how the hell is he a quincy!
lol
Unohana:" I hate healing people cause they puke on me...."
Rukia: here's the map to the shinigami world
Ichigo: wow..your map's so beautifully drawn and detailed..
Rukia: LOL..I didn't win the best artist contest for nothing^^
Ichigo: take me as your student, O great designer!
Byakuya : " i .... love... PIE!"
nuu~~ why everyone picking on my beloved byakuya?
The 13 Captains (singing while doing the can can): sugite kita hibi zenbu~ ima wo, atashi nan dayo~ kantan ni ikanai kara ikite yukeru!
a little skit i thought up of:
Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, and Hinamori are in a room together after Aizen hurt Hinamori.
Hitsugaya: I'm sorry about Aizen, is there something I can do?
Hinamori: *crying* Do you have something thant can heal a broken heart?
Hitsugaya: Actually, I do. *Pulls out a joint* here, smoke this.
Hinamori: What is that?
Matsumoto: *grabs joint* Don't give that to her!
Hitsugaya: Come on Matsumoto, don't be so uptight. *pulls out two more joints and gives one to Hinamori.* come on Matsumoto, just a bit. *lights joints*
Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, and Hinamori get high and start talking about stupid stuff, then Minamori starts making out with Matsumoto, then Yoruichi comes in with a bong.
Yoruichi: Hey, mind if I join?
Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, Hinamori, and Yoruichi are all high, half naked making out with each other.
Then, Byakyua, Zaraki, and soi fon come in and get high.....and have a huge orgy.
still think drugs are cool?.....cause i do!
Round 1...fight!
Hinamori: say goodbye sucker
Zaraki:...*shivers* no..why did u drag me into this *stares at onichan*
judge: Hinamori slams..Hinamori scores!
Hinamori: huh..that was just too easy
Zaraki: *fainted*
Ikkaku:I think iam gonna grow hair.
Yumichika: I think I may look worse than you, Ikkaku.
Ikkaku: No, Yumichika, u are the most beautiful shinigami I have ever seen *nuzzle him
Zaraki: hurry..my sweet daughter onichan is coming!
what do
u like? I have pink..yellow..purple @.@
Hitsu: oh..oh! *staggers* *puts on the bells*
Onichan: daddy! eh..what are the cute bells for? can I have one?
Zaraki: they're my hair accesories
Ichigo- Um, Yuzu..What are you reading..And where did you get it?
Yuzu- *adjusts cigarette* Ever heard 'o yaoi? I gots it fro' mah man Ishida, 'o course! Nihahaha. *Turns page*
My god...Zaraki is scaring me....