Well, you have to complete the question with a funny thing ^^. Then, the person under you have to answer and make a new question ^^.
Ahh! dont post nasty thing, just funny ones, please
I'll start:

Have you ever kiss you monitor beacuse there was a image you love/like?

Enjoy! jejejeje

nope...

Have you ever walked up to a car that you thought was you're mom, but ended up being some other person, making you feel stupid?

... don't want to admit... YES! *eye roll*

Have you ever wonder why your pets like their pet food so much that you sample it yourself?

lol...uuumm...that never happened...*hides hamster food*...uhhh

Have you ever just fallen asleep during class, and no one woke you up when the bell rang?

Yes...

Have you ever fallen asleep in the water and suddenly start drowning/ thrashing?

nope...can't swim anyways, gonna drown either way...lol

Have you ever been clueless as to that one person always liked you but you never noticed them?...(cough) roo (cough)...

I am clueless at what ur saying.......

Hav u ever said a bad word infront of your parents/teacher?

LOL! Yes... Hey, I can't help it! THE SINGLE LIFE IS FOR ME! ^__^

Have you ever been in a sticky love triangle that you just couldn't get yourself out of?

I thought this was a place where you post funny question... oh well... ^__^

No. I don't even hav a girlfriend yet

hav u ever had a dead lizard stuck to ur legs? (I have)

ummm...*looks around and murmurs ro self*...yes...

Have you ever been in a situation of when you like two people and they're your friends, but those two people can't stand each other...putting you in a stalemate?

LOL! Yes... I had to be in the middle... It sucks... Next time I'll be on the outside... It's better there... More air to breathe, anyways... ^__^

Have you ever met someone online that just feels like y'all are related? You just want to irritate them to death?

*laughs hysterically*... of course...of course...

Why is it that sometimes people younger than you, can be way taller than you?...LOL

I am not a scientist

Hav u ever thrown up infront of everybody?

nope! Thankfully ^-^

Have you ever laughed and had whatever you were drinking at the time come out of your nose?

=^..^=

*Check my surrounding*
umm.... unfortunately yes

hav u ever sucked your own blood?

erm... well... I mean... it does taste good after all.. so... yeah... but... *shifty eyes*

Have you ever tripped and spilled a whole plate/tray of food in public?

=^..^=

well.....only half a plate.

Did you ever drool on someone?

Yes! X.x hehe, oh silly me.

Have you ever burst out laughing when you shouldn't have?

=^..^=

Yes...at a funeral of my grandma, because i was amused by the monks chanting and it was a wrong verse. (I am fluent in chanting)

Have you ever eaten something u left on the floor for hours?

hmm.. rice

Have you accidentally steped on your pet(s) and it lets out this loud shriek like it was being nurtured or something?

nope

have you ever steped on poo?

*eye roll* Yes... my dog's... ARGH!

Have you ever been pooped on by birds in the sky?

YES!
god is was at the school... in my head... so embarrasing
XD

have you ever sung so loudy thinking there is nobody and.. suddendly appears a persons? (god.. it is horrible :P)