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Celessa

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Celessa

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Quote by xandmanAlrite!!!! I would've joined with Kor and Pao if i weren't a maverick
XD hahaha.... Celery yeah? ....anyway...
papy dude, why are you apologizing? I did use that equation and didn't
apologize once.... how did the saying go now.... "whatever that cannot
be joked with, doesn't deserver to be taken seriously." ^_^
and yeah, the girls are the root of all evil, addition trouble,
addition money XD

Unfortunately you can't compare to those two. They are obviously much better than you, of course. You are much lower in my standards.

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And no problem papy - it's alright. Sometimes I take jokes alright, but seriously - when someone like that want to make fun of peeps in general as a whole - just like Dream stated earlier, its probably gonna be very insulting to many. Not that I take it personally - but when people make fun of the girls like that - I wonder who really is at the lower end of the bargain - or more like the lower pit of society. I'd rather disregard it, drop the section, and move on.

"No matter where you go, no matter how tough life may be, just remember that always in your heart, you will still be loved."

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xandman

xandman

The King of Hearts

so, what makes you think that i give a sh*t about your standards lady? ~_~

well, sure it can be insulting to others... like everyone says to the blonde people that they're not smarter than the average, who the hell came up with that anyway yeah? And if someone says that girls are the roots of all evil, who came up with that too? If people feel insulted by those easy jokes, then i feel sorry for 'em... ~_~

Let's look at a prime example, here you're all making jokes of me yeah? How do i react? Not much, i'm not insulted nor am i mad, i think it's entertaining because i already know who i am, and how i perceive myself is beyond contestation. So i joke around alot both here and in real life. Because that way... people feel easy when they're around me, but they also know that i can be very serious if necessary.

also, there's alot of "insulting" jokes on guys... to sum it up, there's jokes on everyone, black people... asian people, blonde people... girls, guys, you name it. Just look it up on the net and have a laugh, don't get insulted by it. There ya go, i wanted to say something more, but i forgot... besides, i dont want to spam the threads as i use to do when Cel's around :) :pacman: *woka, woka, woka*

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DREAM

DREAM

Lord of Dreams

well like they say "if you can't take it don't dish it out" right xand.

lol
maybe we should have another face-off. :)

[Cel]seriously though im not a feminist, i really thing papy was just kiddin and meant no offense. now xand on the other hand.

[xand] i love blonde jokes. :) what do you call it when a blonde blows air into the ear of another blonde?

xandman

xandman

The King of Hearts

hahahaha...... yeah, i'm sure you do XD hahaha...

and well, i'm gonna go and have my precious sleep soon enough... so let's say i'll kick yo ass tomorrow aye gramps? XD hahaha... *runs away and trips on a cordless phone* X_x gah....

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Purplefire

Purplefire

Evil Guinea Pig Scientist

Easy, run a talkshow like Opera. Talk about how bad other people's lives are, complain about things and bingo your rich! okay so maybe its not that easy and you need to work on a few more things then that. But all you gotta do is convince one person that the thing will sell, and before you know it everyone will :) that simple. I plan on dominating the whole world and turning everyone into my guinea pigs (coughs) but um..yes thats another story i'd like not to get into bwhaha..o.o;

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DREAM

DREAM

Lord of Dreams

Quote by xandmanhahahaha...... yeah, i'm sure you do XD hahaha...
and well, i'm gonna go and have my precious sleep soon enough... so
let's say i'll kick yo ass tomorrow aye gramps? XD hahaha... *runs away
and trips on a cordless phone* X_x gah....

haha little man. :smiles, cracks knuckles and sharpens switchblade butterfly knife in anticpation:

btw try out my blonde joke:

xandman

xandman

The King of Hearts

*smiles, cracks your knuckles and arms my dual des. eagles .50 ae in boredom* :)

what's your blonde joke?

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DREAM

DREAM

Lord of Dreams

Quote by xandman*smiles, cracks your knuckles and arms my dual des. eagles .50 ae in boredom* :)
what's your blonde joke?

you couldn't kill me in a dream, mate.

ill repeat: what do you call it when a blonde blows air into the ear of another blonde?

xandman

xandman

The King of Hearts

nah, that's true... when i'm asleep, i don't wanna kill anyone.... i just want to sleep. But in reality, i would make you beg before me, mate ;) :) :pacman: *woka, woka, woka*

let me see...... i don't know, what's it called? XD

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DREAM

DREAM

Lord of Dreams

Quote by xandman
let me see...... i don't know, what's it called? XD

a data transfer. :)

xandman

xandman

The King of Hearts

Hhaahahah! What kind of lame blonde joke was that? Hahaha........

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DREAM

DREAM

Lord of Dreams

lol. i know but here's 2 more.

1) How does a blond hemophiliac treat himself? [note i said him] ^_^'

and

2) How does a psychic refer to a blonde?

good ahead, peps see if you have the mental capacity to solve these msyterious ?s

adieu.
2)

...i would hate to be blond rite now....

o_O-0
weeeeeeeee

DREAM

DREAM

Lord of Dreams

Quote by Chopstickz...i would hate to be blond rite now....

yeah, that would sux i guess. :pacman: :(
jk

xandman

xandman

The King of Hearts

Hhaahahaha...... dito Chopz XD :pacman: *woka, woka, woka*

ok ok, back to the jokes... and i'm too lazy to find out xd

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rslgto

rslgto

Der Wille zur Macht

money and connections, and maybe a laser on the moon

"Condemn me, it does not matter. History will absolve me!" - Fidel Castro

~Run Kasumi Run!~

DREAM

DREAM

Lord of Dreams

Quote by DREAMlol. i know but here's 2 more.
1) How does a blond hemophiliac treat himself? [note i said him] ^_^'
and
2) How does a psychic refer to a blonde?

haha xand here are the answers.

1) accupunture
2) light reading
:D :D :D :D XD

[yikes the site hasn't been online during the day again] :(
jeez i gotta pass the work day somehow. :(

ShueiTenshi

ShueiTenshi

[ ChHillOut.SpEciAlisT ]

I got a better one:

Q: Why a blond keeps her finger on the nail while hiting it with the hammer?!

Since I know not when will the site ne on-line again I will give you guys the answer:

A: Because otherwise the noise gives her a headache XD XD XD (btw my parent's are both blond XD)

xandman

xandman

The King of Hearts

HAHAHahahahaahah!!!! Man.... those three last jokes were actually good XD .... 8D *dies of laughter*

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crap...double post....

o_O-0
weeeeeeeee

hhaha...would really stink to be a blonde rite now...anyway i didnt kno u could take over the world
with blonde jokes...who would though....lol anyway isnt shequl's avy a blonde dude...oo better watch out o_0

o_O-0
weeeeeeeee

DREAM

DREAM

Lord of Dreams

check these out:

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.

:pacman: :( :pacman: :(

try this on:

What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?

and

How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?

minimouzo

minimouzo

Papaya

Quote by DREAM
Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.


:D i had never heard that ; it's very good.

and about cel ... i just wanted to apologize cause i didn't thougth this joke would be taken so seriously. i didn't wanted to hurt somebody. I hadn't any idea it could. Just kidding as dream says. He understands me :D

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DREAM

DREAM

Lord of Dreams

Quote by papyworld:D i had never heard that ; it's very good.
and about cel ... i just wanted to apologize cause i didn't thougth this joke would be taken so seriously. i didn't wanted to hurt somebody. I hadn't any idea it could. Just kidding as dream says. He understands me :D

ah im sure she's cool papyworld, i guess she hasn't been on in a while due to the servers being down. :(

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