What's the worse/cheesiet pickup line(s)? this was a question on a school yearbook survey, some of the answers were quite hilarious
My pick: "You must be tired..you've been running through my head all day" -gag-
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I think almost anyone said by Tatewake Kuno from Ranma 1/2 - gee that guy sure has trouble...
:: New gods can always be created :: Take back the web! :: Hispanime - la tilde de la N :: Cogito, ergo sum :: Pantsu! Panstu!!! ::
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"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!" xD hHAHa...
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Anything that involves your astrological sign, such as: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Ew, yuk, wretching now just thinking about it!
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Hey baby, wanna see my chest hair, it's blonde and curly. -Johnny Bravo
Is your father a thief? because he must have stolen the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by again.
I see your drinking 2% milk, is that because you think your fat? Because your not, you could be drinking whole milk. -Napoleon Dynimite
-Luo out to woo the ladies
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u must be a ticket cuse u got.................fine written all over you!
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Do you wash your clothes in windex, because I can see myself in your pants... ug
Did in hurt? (pause for "did what hurt") When you fell from heaven.. Bad!This signature violates the signature guidelines, thus it has been removed.
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I'm looking for my library card, because I'm checkin you out...
You make my floppy into a hard drive... <-- classic nerd's pickup line :D- Dec 28, 2004
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Quote by xandman"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!" xD hHAHa...
lol xand quoting the bloodhound gang. :) lala "your pretty when im drunk" etc
how about [guy says to girl] "the only thing missing on you is me".
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If you were a car door, I would slam you all night. hahahahaha... Jeezz
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hahahaha... yeah Dream, that's BH alrite xD
besides, i think that the babes got a few countermeasures ya know..... for example, i saw something like this on the net:
Dude: "Hey Babe! Haven't we met before?"
Babe: "Yes we have, that's why I left."- Dec 28, 2004
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hmm...clasic one..."is it gettin hot in here or is just u"
another one i heard recently on xmas..."ive been naughty this year, wanna spank me"
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well i will tell you the one my friend heard last time we went out ^^ she is a single mother just to give you some background on her.....she likes to use that to get out of a lot of pick up lines..
get a f*ckin babysitter cause we are goin out tomorrow night.
i just thought it was horrible when i heard itand my favorite cheeeeesy one is... lets call your legs christmas and thanksgiving and i'll come visit between the holidays.
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"id love to intergrate your curves" think calculus..
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"I see you are wearing pants. I too am wearing pants."
"Did you know urine is sterile? You can drink it!" :-d
I credit these to my wonderful, beloved friend Joe, Master of the Warped. ~_^
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You're hot let's have sex.
It's straight-forward and not likely to work. But you never know....- Dec 28, 2004
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Quote by SatyriconYou're hot let's have sex.
It's straight-forward and not likely to work. But you never know....Or if you WANT to be more subtle, there's the classic
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
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Hey baby are you a knight? Because you've just slain me.
Its kinda odd...
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Heh, I know a few.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
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I got a few... that I think are pretty lame.I lost my number can I have yours...?
I'll take everything on the Menu including your number on the side.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Am I dead because Im seeing an Angel.
*looks at girl shirt coller* Exactly what I thought "Made in Heaven".
I know a lot more but... Im too lame to post them ;)
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Some crappy ones ive heard from the years ive heard from lame friends...
"Hey chick, wanna do it?" (Your just asking for it)
"Im looking for some fine sexy ladies...anyone i know?" (poor excuse not to be heard)
"If i could change the alphabet, i would put "u" and "i" together!" (Its been said before)
"You remind me of my mother... "(HELL NO! poor sailor boys lineup) xd
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wanna go for a ride... on my cock?
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....alright people... please try to keep it CLEAN! .....or at least cleaner :sweat:
Got some others:
"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
"Do you have any raisins? ....no? How about a date then?"
"I wish you were sin-squared and I was cos-squared, then you and I could be one" (oh trig >_> )- Dec 28, 2004
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Yeah I see why girls never go for they're lines. Dirty.
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