What's the worse pickup line?

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Iyasis

Iyasis

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What's the worse/cheesiet pickup line(s)? this was a question on a school yearbook survey, some of the answers were quite hilarious

My pick: "You must be tired..you've been running through my head all day" -gag-

  • Dec 28, 2004

DeusIth

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I think almost anyone said by Tatewake Kuno from Ranma 1/2 - gee that guy sure has trouble...

  • Dec 28, 2004

xandman

xandman

The King of Hearts

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"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!" xD hHAHa...

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Anything that involves your astrological sign, such as: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Ew, yuk, wretching now just thinking about it!

  • Dec 28, 2004
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Hey baby, wanna see my chest hair, it's blonde and curly. -Johnny Bravo

Is your father a thief? because he must have stolen the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by again.

I see your drinking 2% milk, is that because you think your fat? Because your not, you could be drinking whole milk. -Napoleon Dynimite

-Luo out to woo the ladies

  • Dec 28, 2004

arkive

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drifto touge all day...

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u must be a ticket cuse u got.................fine written all over you!

  • Dec 28, 2004

fooblued

fooblued

British Fetishist

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Do you wash your clothes in windex, because I can see myself in your pants... ug
Did in hurt? (pause for "did what hurt") When you fell from heaven.. Bad!

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I'm looking for my library card, because I'm checkin you out...
You make my floppy into a hard drive... <-- classic nerd's pickup line :D

  • Dec 28, 2004

DREAM

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Quote by xandman"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!" xD hHAHa...

lol xand quoting the bloodhound gang. :) lala "your pretty when im drunk" etc

how about [guy says to girl] "the only thing missing on you is me".

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ShindouShuichi

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If you were a car door, I would slam you all night. hahahahaha... Jeezz

xandman

xandman

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hahahaha... yeah Dream, that's BH alrite xD

besides, i think that the babes got a few countermeasures ya know..... for example, i saw something like this on the net:

Dude: "Hey Babe! Haven't we met before?"
Babe: "Yes we have, that's why I left."

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hmm...clasic one..."is it gettin hot in here or is just u"
another one i heard recently on xmas..."ive been naughty this year, wanna spank me"

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  • Dec 28, 2004

rhitnee

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well i will tell you the one my friend heard last time we went out ^^ she is a single mother just to give you some background on her.....she likes to use that to get out of a lot of pick up lines..

get a f*ckin babysitter cause we are goin out tomorrow night.
i just thought it was horrible when i heard it

and my favorite cheeeeesy one is... lets call your legs christmas and thanksgiving and i'll come visit between the holidays.

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"id love to intergrate your curves" think calculus..

Shkira

Shkira

Cake!!

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"I see you are wearing pants. I too am wearing pants."

"Did you know urine is sterile? You can drink it!" :-d

I credit these to my wonderful, beloved friend Joe, Master of the Warped. ~_^

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You're hot let's have sex.
It's straight-forward and not likely to work. But you never know....

  • Dec 28, 2004

Shkira

Shkira

Cake!!

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Quote by SatyriconYou're hot let's have sex.
It's straight-forward and not likely to work. But you never know....

Or if you WANT to be more subtle, there's the classic

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

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Hey baby are you a knight? Because you've just slain me.

Its kinda odd...

  • Dec 28, 2004

Guts

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Branded

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Heh, I know a few.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

  • Dec 28, 2004

Sythe

Sythe

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I got a few... that I think are pretty lame.

I lost my number can I have yours...?

I'll take everything on the Menu including your number on the side.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Am I dead because Im seeing an Angel.

*looks at girl shirt coller* Exactly what I thought "Made in Heaven".

I know a lot more but... Im too lame to post them ;)

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OracleAngel

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Some crappy ones ive heard from the years ive heard from lame friends...

"Hey chick, wanna do it?" (Your just asking for it)

"Im looking for some fine sexy ladies...anyone i know?" (poor excuse not to be heard)

"If i could change the alphabet, i would put "u" and "i" together!" (Its been said before)

"You remind me of my mother... "(HELL NO! poor sailor boys lineup) xd

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wanna go for a ride... on my cock?

  • Dec 28, 2004

Iyasis

Iyasis

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....alright people... please try to keep it CLEAN! .....or at least cleaner :sweat:

Got some others:

"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
"Do you have any raisins? ....no? How about a date then?"
"I wish you were sin-squared and I was cos-squared, then you and I could be one" (oh trig >_> )

  • Dec 28, 2004

Sythe

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Yeah I see why girls never go for they're lines. Dirty.

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