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What's the worse pickup line?

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Absentmindederic

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"Do you have a band-aid? Cuz' I scrapped my knee when I fell for you."

Li-Mei

Li-Mei

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i think that ANY pick up line is lame. =_____=;; here's a classic;

Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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"Are you from Tennesee, 'cause you're the only ten I see."
XD This line cracks me up everytime.
My cousin tried to use it to pick up a couple of girls once... they just laughed and walked away. Poor guy...

Sythe

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Quote by Absentmindederic"Do you have a band-aid? Cuz' I scrapped my knee when I fell for you."

I would have said this one... but I forget all about it. It's a pretty good one. but you need to aske them for a band-aid, and when they ake why, then you say because I scrapped my knees falling for you.

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The Chronicles of Life and Death

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what's better, acutally do scrape your knees.

This one actually worked once (granted not to a complete stranger but still can be considered a pickup line)

"Let's F**k!"

Sythe

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You still don't get it. It's not a freakin Line. WTF get a life.

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rslgto

rslgto

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My pick: "You must be tired..you've been running through my head all day" -gag-

that's what I was thinking. who the heck uses that? that's probably the worst of them all

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AngelKate

AngelKate

~*Lady Sweetness*~

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"I lost my teddy bear . . . can I sleep with you?"

Or similar,

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

Can we say lllaaammmee!!!

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I couldn't find it on any pages that I looked but if it is there and I missed it just let me know, but here goes! My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. XD

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kuroimisa

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Quote by OranginaI couldn't find it on any pages that I looked but if it is there and I missed it just let me know, but here goes! My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. XD

ROFLMAO omg that's so gross and yet funny!

Here's mine:

*he holds your hand, palm facing up*
*draws on your hand*
If there was a girl here... *points at one side*
and a boy here *points on other end of palm*
and there was a rive running through here *draws a line through the middle of 2 points*
how can their loved one get to the other side?

You answer: Um... dunno... what's the answer?

He says:

Baby, there is no answer. I just wanted to hold your hand.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!

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miraku-spike

miraku-spike

~Rurouni Kenshin~

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"Your mom". Man, I soo hate it when people say that!! I just want to smack them across their heads when they say that!! :angry:

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Quote by uroborosI'm looking for my library card, because I'm checkin you out...
You make my floppy into a hard drive... <-- classic nerd's pickup line :D

omg! that was the funniest one i've ever heard! (the floppy one)

personally i love cheesy pickup lines!

"if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"
"do you believe in love at first site or should i walk by you again?"
"i lost my phone number, can i have yours?"
"the word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word"
"do you like pancakes?...cause i wanna know what to make you in the morning"
"did it hurt?...when you fell down from heaven"
"somebody call the cops cause this girl just stole my heart"
"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put 'u' and 'i' together"
"my friend wants to know if you think im hot?"
"lick your finger then go wipe it on someone and say 'lets you and me get out of these wet clothes'"
"put a srew in your pocket, go up to someone and take the srew out and ask 'wanna screw?'"

yes..as you can see i know a helluva lot of these things and i think their the funniest things ever!

BaKaShInIgAmI

BaKaShInIgAmI

~Bakkie~

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Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Is you father a lumberjack?
Answers: NO, why?
Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

these are some funny ones.

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this depends on what class you have but if you have an anatomy class you could use this one: " hey babe wanna come oover to my house we can study each others anatomy up close and in depth?"

DaemonPhyreWyrm

Behold the power of cheese

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Anything that starts with "hey baby..." or anything that is a random piece of useless piece of information that you never would have found out otherwise.

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