"Murphy's Law" (whatever can go wrong, will). Unfortunately, Murphy's Law and Anime can sometimes collide.....
XO 1) The quality of the video card on your PC is inversely proportionate to
whatever you wish to view. A site or spam e-mail you never wanted to see in your life will show up fine, but the card
will freeze and crash should you try to view something on which you just blew a large portion of your money.
(Law of Woeful Video Cards.)
:\ 2) Your interest in a particular anime will often be the exact opposite of
what someone in very close proximity to you thinks of it.
(Law of Loud Complaint.)
:sweat: 3) If you buy the dub, the sub will be better, and vice versa.
(Law of Greener Pastures.)
^_^' 4) If there is a questionable scene, it will show the second the
person *most* likely to be offended by it enters the room.
(Law of Total Embarrassment.)
OX 5) Telemarketing calls, emergencies, explosions of dog barking or loud family
arguing, and urgent requests for your assistance bailing someone out of a complicated computer problem: all will happen
during the last or a major episode of televised anime which you are not recording, and will usually occur right at the
most important plot juncture.
(Law of Incredibly Bad Timing.)
XP 6) If you establish the case that most anime fans are indeed respectable
people on an internet forum, soon enough, a rude 15 year old will arrive and sorely test that statement.
(Law Of The Smart-Mouth.)
~_~ 7) If an anime is too widely popular, it will become a wide franchise, and
episodes after that time will no longer be good, but will be mere advertising spots for the products sold.
(Law Of Collector's Mania.)
>.< 8) Cosplay outfits always look worse on you than you think they do.
(Law of Appearance Differential.)
x_x 9) If you finally own all the anime you want to own, and a DVD player, and a
good TV or PC, you will be burglarized the next week.
(Lars Senny's Law.)
o_0 10) If you're eating while watching, the most disgusting/goriest scene
in the entire series or movie will come up just as you take the last bite of your food.
(Law of Ugh.)
Made long ago, original author unknown. Which have happened to you?
