"Murphy's Law" (whatever can go wrong, will).
Unfortunately, Murphy's Law and Anime can sometimes collide.....
:nya: 11) Usually, the higher the hype, the worse the anime.
(Law of Overly Hyped Anime.)
:sweat: 11a) If you actually avoid an anime because of the hype surrounding it,
it will turn out to be really good.
(Corollary of I Missed The Boat)
>.< 12) If you lend your best DVD to someone, it will come back with a
large scratch.
(Law Of Loan Scars.)
o_0 13) If you decide to record a televised anime in its second run, not all of
the episodes will be shown, they will not be shown in order, or they will be edited for advertising time as well as
content.
(Law of Look, You're Buying The Box Set.)
XD13a) If you publically complain about the incidence of the above law, someone
will offer to run you off pirated copies of their DVDs of said series.
(Law of Thanks A Heap.)
x_x 13b) If you accept, this person will probably be an FBI agent in disguise.
(Corollary of "Federal What?")
T_T 14) If you openly proclaim yourself an anime fan, prepare to be
misunderstood.
(Law of That's Not How It Is.)
:) 15) If you have a big-screen TV and DVD player, and anyone within 20 miles is
an anime fan also, you will never watch alone.
(Law of Hey, Neighbor.)
:o 16) Into every anime, some totally unnecessary fanservice must fall.
(Law of How Did They Get THAT Camera Angle.)
OX 17) If an anime is too popular, ADV will make it into a live-action film that
looks like cosplay gone horribly wrong.
(Law of No! NOOOOO!)
>_< 18) If you have a limited budget and two anime series to choose from,
the anime you choose to buy will invariably be the worse of the two.
(Law of Why Didn't I Read The Review.)
Made long ago, author unknown Which has happened to you?
