I found this poem quite amusing so i thought i'll share it with u guys ^_^
Illegal Immigrants Poem
> I cross ocean,
> poor and broke,
> Take bus,
> see employment folk.
>
> Nice man treat me
> good in there,
> Says I need to
> see welfare.
>
> Welfare say,
> You come no more,
> We send cash
> right to your door.
>
> Welfare cheques,
> they make you wealthy,
> Medicare it keep
> you healthy!
>
> By and by,
> I got plenty money,
> Thanks to you,
> Canadian dummy.
>
> Write to friends
> in motherland,
> Tell them 'come
> fast as you can.'
>
> They come in turbans
> and stolen trucks,
> I buy big house
> with welfare bucks
>
> They come here,
> we live together,
> More welfare cheques,
> it gets better!
>
> Fourteen families,
> All moving in,
> But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
> Finally, white guy
> moves away,
>
> Now I buy his house,
> and then I say,
> Find more people
> for house to rent.
>
> And in the yard
> I put a tent.
> Send for family
> they just trash,
>
> But they too,
> draw welfare cash!
> Everything is good,
> Soon we own the neighborhood.
>
> We have hobby --
> it's called breeding,
> Welfare pay
> for baby feeding.
>
> Kids need dentist?
> Wife need pills?
> We get it free!
> We got no bills!
>
> Canadian crazy!
> He pay all year,
> To keep welfare
> running here.
>
> We think Canada
> darn good place!
> Too darn good for
> the white man race.
>
> If they no like us,
> they can scram,
> Got lots of room in
> Pakistan.
