After reading Celessa's thread here, it gives me an idea. I just don't have a clue about women, and how they think, and all that after 3 girlfriends. I have gave up on the cause after my last gf, but seeing how the princess call out the guys, I will called out the girls to respond.
Women are just flat out unpredictable. They are a total mystery to me, and I think most of the guys here will agree with me that in one time in your life that a girl will drive you nuts.
Here is my list:
1. Why do girls always ask your opinion when they already made the decision themselves. Like buying clothes, they would try out tons of them while you are waiting for the world to end. :D Then they asked you whether you like it, and they will scold you if you gave them a simple answer. Are they playing a tirck on us?
2. Why do girls like to go to the restroom together in public, you don't see another guy ask his friend to go to the restroom together? *Yo Bob, come with me to the restroom* That just don't happen ever, if it does I wonder what kind of bar are you in. ;) Is there bogyman in those public restroom for girls to need compainon?
3. Why do girls ask guys to take care any creatures that frighten them then turn around to say that you don't want to watch when we put it away. That makes no sense, don't you girls want to know what happen when you decide to invoke the aid of a guy, that bug or mouse will be in harm's way. It is gross, but it will give you girls pause next time not to jump the gun on seeing anything that moves.
4. This is for the gf, why do gf always ask what are you thinking. I don't think too much, and when I tell them that they think I am shutting them out. I just could never understand that.
Why do girls always think guys are pevert, and that we think nothing but sex. That is not true, I think girls know more about sex than they would admit themselves. :)
5. This one last thing drives me crazy, I think you guys always heard from girls that they like a man with a sense of humor or really funny. That is just a lie, they like fine looking guys such as someone like a skii instructor, and they don't have to be funny at all. Girls will gave cute guys that flirting laugh, I think you guys know what I am talking about. Girls will laugh at some of the worst humor just because that guy was good looking.
Hope some of you girls can explain those behavoirs, and please don't hurt the messenger such as myself. :D