Ah, I love random noobs on Yahoo Instant Messenger. Here's a delightful conversation I just had. Note: If you don't get what I'm talking about, go here: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=287
(16:57:09) lovergirl_pak2000: hi
(16:57:34) biriwilg_chan: who is this?
(16:58:00) lovergirl_pak2000: hye tell could you hack the yahoo id
(16:58:08) lovergirl_pak2000: please
(16:58:20) lovergirl_pak2000: tell me can hack the yahoo id
(16:58:39) biriwilg_chan: uh
(16:58:51) biriwilg_chan: do you have stairs in your house?
(16:58:56) lovergirl_pak2000: yes
(16:59:07) biriwilg_chan: you better watch out :o
(16:59:13) lovergirl_pak2000: why
(16:59:19) biriwilg_chan: a shover robot might push you
(16:59:34) lovergirl_pak2000: how u know about this
(16:59:37) biriwilg_chan: PAK CHOOIE UNF
(16:59:45) lovergirl_pak2000: what
(16:59:49) lovergirl_pak2000: what u said
(16:59:57) biriwilg_chan: don't you know?
(17:00:00) lovergirl_pak2000: no
(17:00:02) lovergirl_pak2000: tell me
(17:00:05) biriwilg_chan: the terrible secret of space
(17:00:10) lovergirl_pak2000: wow
(17:00:12) lovergirl_pak2000: tell me
(17:00:15) lovergirl_pak2000: i wana know
(17:00:36) lovergirl_pak2000: what happen
(17:01:33) biriwilg_chan: what do you know about robots?
(17:01:43) lovergirl_pak2000: much more
(17:02:02) biriwilg_chan: i'm building a space robot, that's why i asked
(17:02:05) lovergirl_pak2000: an artifical intelligence
(17:02:14) lovergirl_pak2000: hye
(17:02:17) lovergirl_pak2000: are you using
(17:02:19) lovergirl_pak2000: fuzzy logic
(17:02:29) lovergirl_pak2000: for ur robot
(17:02:31) lovergirl_pak2000: tell me
(17:02:40) lovergirl_pak2000: U DONT KNOW ME lolz
(17:02:46) lovergirl_pak2000: ;)
(17:02:58) biriwilg_chan: I will tell you, but it is a secret so you can't tell anybody
(17:03:06) lovergirl_pak2000: ok
(17:03:14) biriwilg_chan: I am using the CLOCK in it to have the robot tell time!!!
(17:03:28) lovergirl_pak2000: hmm
(17:03:37) lovergirl_pak2000: hye u didnt ans my question
(17:03:40) lovergirl_pak2000: i asked
(17:03:43) lovergirl_pak2000: are you using
(17:03:45) lovergirl_pak2000: fuzzy logic
(17:03:47) lovergirl_pak2000: in ur
(17:03:51) lovergirl_pak2000: your robotics
(17:03:52) lovergirl_pak2000: tell me
(17:03:59) biriwilg_chan: NO! I am non-violent, and I do not enjoy guns and violence!!!
(17:04:14) lovergirl_pak2000: not its not like violent thing
(17:04:18) lovergirl_pak2000: hye u dont know
(17:04:23) lovergirl_pak2000: about fuzzy logic
(17:04:28) lovergirl_pak2000: its strange
(17:04:34) lovergirl_pak2000: i cant believe
(17:04:48) biriwilg_chan: It will have a broom and fishtank and vaccuum. The Ultimate Space Robot!
(17:04:59) lovergirl_pak2000: hmm
(17:05:03) lovergirl_pak2000: hye ur asl
(17:05:07) lovergirl_pak2000: ?
(17:05:09) biriwilg_chan: I can turn everything into Space Robots!
(17:05:16) lovergirl_pak2000: hmm
(17:05:17) lovergirl_pak2000: ur asl
(17:05:19) lovergirl_pak2000: ?
(17:05:44) biriwilg_chan: 57/male/albeqeurque
(17:05:53) lovergirl_pak2000: loz
(17:05:57) lovergirl_pak2000: and my asl is
(17:06:02) lovergirl_pak2000: 256 m heaven
(17:06:03) lovergirl_pak2000: lolz
(17:06:15) biriwilg_chan: are you trying to say i'm lying?
(17:06:16) biriwilg_chan: huh?
(17:06:24) lovergirl_pak2000: no no no
(17:06:25) biriwilg_chan: gosh, the internet these days
(17:06:33) biriwilg_chan: geez
(17:06:38) biriwilg_chan: i can't get no respect
(17:06:43) lovergirl_pak2000: no no
(17:06:45) lovergirl_pak2000: listen
(17:06:57) lovergirl_pak2000: which country you belong
(17:07:01) lovergirl_pak2000: mr chan
(17:07:11) biriwilg_chan: china
(17:07:15) lovergirl_pak2000: hmm
(17:07:25) lovergirl_pak2000: my neighbour country
(17:07:32) biriwilg_chan: do you want my picture?
(17:07:37) lovergirl_pak2000: no
(17:07:39) lovergirl_pak2000: thax
(17:07:43) biriwilg_chan: :(
(17:07:47) lovergirl_pak2000: lolz
(17:08:00) biriwilg_chan: hey, i found a cool website
(17:08:01) lovergirl_pak2000: is it your pic
(17:08:05) lovergirl_pak2000: ok
(17:08:13) lovergirl_pak2000: give me the url of that
(17:08:15) lovergirl_pak2000: website
(17:08:19) biriwilg_chan: k
(17:09:00) biriwilg_chan: *Link removed for your safety*
(17:09:50) lovergirl_pak2000: is it your pic
(17:09:54) lovergirl_pak2000: wow great
(17:10:01) lovergirl_pak2000: who did this to you
(17:10:05) biriwilg_chan: did you see?
(17:10:07) lovergirl_pak2000: lol
(17:10:36) biriwilg_chan: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in
him should not perish, but have everlasting life.