What is the greatest invention since the toilet paper?

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Mordin

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Ok I want to hear your opinion on what is the greatest invention since the toilet paper. I know what you are thinking, nothing can come close to the importance of the toilet paper, it is a god's gift that we all need. It is like a golden paper to some, and I can't believe no one has put up a statue for such wonderful invention. Now my question is what do you think is the second greatest invention of all time? I know it is hard, but I believe we have enough intelligent people here to answer that question.

I will say television, because without it we are just bunch of healthy individuals that live a full life outside of our houses without the influence of the commerical industry, and we will be more productive. So we can't have that can we. So we need television to make our life simple so we don't have to think too much. :)

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  • Mar 20, 2005

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wow, really making me think on this one...hmmm...i guess i think it would be electricity, without that you basically don't have much..no tv..no computer..no phone. Yes, electricitly is very important^^

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  • Mar 20, 2005

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The internet!!!
Although, toilet paper is a pretty important invention too!! *Puts up toilet paper statue* lol

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  • Mar 20, 2005
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a toilet that flushes

  • Mar 20, 2005

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Hehe, yes toilet paper is a great invention. :)

It's hard to pick just one though. There have been a lot of great inventions that have changed our lives. Such as electricity, and TV like you said, and the internet and computers, video games, cars, the telephone, cell phones . . . so many to choose from.

Without one there also couldn't be others. Like without electricity you couldn't have TV or computers or video games. They would have no power to run. But I guess now that I think about it, no one really "invented" electricity. It was more like discovered. But still, it's very important, and I think I'll have to go with that as the most important "invention" after toilet paper. :)

Hehe I think too much!

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Hold on...This is a good question. Ummm...How about the toilet sink ^_^' Without that you can't wash your hands after using the toilet. Ewwww.

  • Mar 20, 2005

Davo

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maybe W.C. without this invention the paper toliet willnever exist :nya: :nya:


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That's simple. Ladies and Gentlemen the best invention since the toilet paper is... the.... remote control. It is the epitome of all automation. Without the remote control we can't just lie down and enjoy our TV. The remote control is the center of all communication we have with our electronic equipments. Oh how I worship you my remote control!!!

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25chai

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nah, I dun think so. becoz if dun have toilet paper also I can use water. I think the greatest inventation is Sanitary Cotton.

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  • Mar 20, 2005

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The television is good, but the remote control is better. Think of the power in your hands ;)

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  • Mar 20, 2005
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slice bread of course XD
nah im jk..chopsticks would be...
the best utensil of all muahahaha XD

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  • Mar 20, 2005

diamarrr

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Quote by joycevThe internet!!! Although, toilet paper is a pretty important invention too!! *Puts up toilet paper statue* lol


im saying computer without it u cant have the internet =D lol of course we need electricity b4 that -_-

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yes i remember ohter nice invention of mankind and this the anime and manga if this two invents not exist our lives we'll be monotones and grey ;) ;) ;) i forgetten other great invention the video games and CD...wow what type of live we have it without those invents?


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hum... you're right, toilet paper is great... ^^ then again... i believe there are some places in the world where they found another way (more ecological btw) to wash themselves after doing their business loll other really good invention... i'd have to go for girls with tampons... do i actually need to explain why?? loll

ok, more serious now... i would usually say computer (can't live or work without it (in my case anyway...) and yet, it brings the exact same problem tv does T_T but then i remembered that all those beautiful inventions wouldn't exist with electricity (obvious) and... plastic!! without plastic, we wouldn't have all those bags that we keep dumping to polute our planet even more... without plastic, half the toys we played with as kids wouldn,t exist... computers, tv would probably not look the same... and would be much heavier <.< and yes, we wouldn't even have tampons!! anyways.. you get my point i guess ^^ (i don't even know if i'm being sarcastic or not :\ ... can someone tell me?? XD)

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Quote by Mordin...I will say television, because without it we are just bunch of healthy individuals that live a full life outside of our houses without the influence of the commerical industry...

I could make do without television. I don't really need it. I'll do things on my computer. That's all.

Otherwise, the greatest invention I would have to say is the car. Can't get to places without one. Think about it. I'm stuck on campus without a car. How the hell am I supposed to do anything. Oh...an audience...silly me. Hey, I'd better watch my mouth, but it's physically impossible to watch my mouth. Uh, gotta run. *runs away*

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  • Mar 20, 2005
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The greatest invention since toilet paper would have to be the monocle. It's both stylish and functional. Although, the eyepatch does run a close second.

  • Mar 20, 2005
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electricity was invented/discovered b4 toilet paper i think
i think one of the best inventions so far would be digital encoding.... would know what anime is without that

  • Mar 20, 2005
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Bittorrent!

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  • Mar 20, 2005

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Computers are useful sure. They help us do work but then again, they also make more work for us XD
i would actually say electricity was more discovered than invented. I mean, it still existed before, people just realised how to use it later.
I'd say the invention of electronic circuits were most important because they form the basis of all electronics :D

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Quote by MordinDisclaimer: if you don't get my sarcasm, i would suggest you ignore
this thread as a looney old geezer's rant, but if you get me, please
contribute to my madness. Thank you very much. :)

ROFL - Nice comment.

Apparently, I find the invention of computers pretty cool. Without computers these days, life wouldn't be easy as it would be as of recent, apparently. People take things for granted, but its technology like this one that I find very useful, nonetheless - over the years.

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teh toilet should be the greatest invention without the toilet the worlds air would be polluted by smog, carbon monoxide, and smell of ppls crap.

  • Mar 20, 2005

ShiNN

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Pizza. no wait. Maybe... pizza. or maybe pie. I might invent the pizza-pie *goes straight to kitchen and grabs utensils and all the baking stuff* Allright. Time to write a new chapter in cuisine's history.

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The best thing since toilet paper is - wet wipes.

No seriously. No matter where you go, this next generation toilet paper is amazing for not only wiping rears, both baby and adult, but for cleaning sticky ice cream covered mouths, cleaning off make up, making you feel refreshed at festivals, cleaning messes from kitchen surfaces, sweet smelling, and of course, to get KFC oil off your fingers.

I salute you, wet wipe!
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Surely the greatest invention since toilet paper is handkerchief. It isn't good to clean the noose on it's sleeve!

  • Mar 20, 2005

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