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katz291 Lil Insane Kitty

I would hide in my closet with a broom. When he comes close enough I would jump out and yell my battle cry while beating him with the broom. Then I would tie him to a chair and play toxic by britney spears over and over again in max volum while dancing to it freaksihly. After that I would move him to a rolling chair and make him deweed my garden. Then i'd make him put the weeds back. Finally I woulld sacrafice him to my best friend! XD What would you do?

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Jun 22, 2004
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b4byfac3

call the police... DUH

Jun 22, 2004
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katz291 Lil Insane Kitty

Thats no fun XD

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Jun 22, 2004
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sammo Retired Moderator Retired Moderator

id bust out my fighitng moves that ive taught to jet li, jackie chan, and bruce lee...all my former students xD

unless he has a gun, i'd also probably go crazy, mostly in an attempt to scare him off :)

Jun 22, 2004
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Jinzhou Retired Moderator Forsaken God

Whip out a desert eagle and unload all seven bullets into their face. =D

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Jun 22, 2004
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Kane

I'd hit him in the head and tie him to a chair. Then I'd play very loud and evil music while I poke him a lot with something sharp and when he has little blood left I'd feed him to Osi *hides from Osi*

Jun 22, 2004
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dumbo63

Happened to me once when I was five. Babysitter just run out the door with me and we called the police. 30 mins later problem solved. Turns out the robber was acutally drunk and depressed cause his wife left him.

Jun 22, 2004
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Sephiroth Chopper City

pull out my knives and my gun and get ready to kill said invader, no questions asked

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Jun 22, 2004
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KazumaTheShellBullet I own you

I would either whip out my kung fu or my shotgun and unload on them!!!!!!!!!!1

Jun 22, 2004
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raging_otter Not In

get a metal bat, an insecticide spray, and a lighter, then get ready for action :)

Jun 22, 2004
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Yoh Yoh The Great!

I'll hide, then punch him, while he's unconscious tie him and then lot of punchs and kicks, call my friends for more punchs and kicks, then call the police.

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Jun 22, 2004
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Ritalin Rawrz.

I would bust out my ninja skills, of course. A little ninja~ing solves everything.

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Jun 22, 2004
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Zhalfirin

probaly take my airsoft gun and pretend its a real smg cuz its got no orange flash hider :P

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Jun 22, 2004
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RoSaMaBa

Quote: I would either whip out my kung fu or my shotgun and unload on them!!!!!!!!!!1

i'd whip out my kung fu shot gun and kick him square in the nuts! >_<

Jun 22, 2004
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Family-Guy

really for me, it would between them and the end of the rifle. they decide

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Jun 22, 2004
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candy-chan Retired Moderator

i would scare the hell outta him

Jun 22, 2004
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Limality Sleeping Beast

hmm

1. I go into Devil Trigger Mode and beat the holy crap outta him
2. I use my Moves which were used for all Tekken, Street Fighter and Soul Calibur games, yes they motion captured me while doing the moves and the poses
3. I act like i'm sleep walking and walk right to him he'll think "oh what the hell" and pokes me...and that's where i scream mah battle cry and beat more than just the holy crap out of him
4. I get into my Orbital Frame Anubis and destroy the whole world just to get rid of that idiot...

four options....not bad ey XD

Jun 22, 2004
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bluecheese

it depends. If he has a gun, I'd hide and try to call the cops when the chance arrives. If he's unarmed, I'll pick something up and beat him to a pulp.

Jun 22, 2004
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bucket-shot leaky

Quote: get a metal bat, an insecticide spray, and a lighter, then get ready for action :)

Sounds like a plan. XD 'specially the spray. :) I'll have to remember that one...
I'd probably grab a couple of paring knives and hide around a corner or something. :);; Though I can throw naught worth jack. :P Oh well. Maybe I'll manage an ear or something.

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Jun 22, 2004
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Kwijibo

if he got a gun, well, hide and stab him, killign him or making him fall unconsious, i dont care, its about your life for now, but if he got anythign else, knife, golf cub or baseball bat, lol, i made iron claw that look like scissor suwwayah of diablo 2, i was supposed to use them for roleplay, they are in a closet and very very solid, they can handle my weight, so hes better get ready ill show him a real double claw asn!