Barney the Purple Dino: Misunderstood or A Ravenous Beast?

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katz291

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What do you think? XD My brother thinks he's misunderstood. I think he's a child eating man in a dinosaur costume! ^-^

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He's a schizophrenic, pedophilic human inside a purple costume, chasing little children around. That maybe misunderstood to you, but that's a bit weird if you ask me. >_>

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Limality

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erm i was barney fan XD but now i hate it like D4 P357

"> Horrific discovery! Having transcribed the lyrics to the Purple Freak's, "i
> Love You" song, I've made some bizarre and freakish observations. Let me
> illustrate:
>
> (donning protective goggles and earphones)
>
> I love you,
> you love me
> We're a happy family
> With a great big kiss and hug
> from me to you
> Won't you say you love me to?
>
> (removing protective goggles and earphones, but still vomits)
>
> Bad enough, you say? That's just the tip of the dung-heap, loyal campers.
> Let's transcribe the lyrics backwards, and their phonetic translations...
>
> uoy evol I *Ooh, evil eye
> em evol ouy I'm evil, ooh
> ylimaf yppah a erew Eely mafia power
> guh dna ssik gib taerg a htiw Goodness is sick, give target, ew!
> uoy ot em morf Ooh, atom-morph
> oot em evol uoy yas uoy tnow Ooh, them evil, ooh, yes, ooh, now....
>
> Ghastly. Here Barney reveals his evilness, and his slimy underworld
> connections. He goes on to reveal his contempt for goodness, and wants to
> target all goodness for destruction. I'm still trying to figure out the
> "atom-morph" phrase, but I suspect it hints at nuclear devastation and the
> rebirth of a nuclear race (purple and green mutants?) The very last phrase ha
> the purple lizard-scum going into an almost orgasmic revelry, as he lapses
> into his love of all things evil.
>
> No wonder this song is sung at the end of every show! No wonder the fat purpl
> slug wields so much power! Those that oppose him openly are subject to
> mysterious disappearances or execution-style shootings! All the while paving
> the way to a new, unholy nuclear age where all that will exist are nuclear
> demon-spawn singing that horrid song, propagating the evil that is barney.
>
> Don't listen to the song, whatever you do! Free the Bedrock Seven!
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hehe and another version of his song..:

"I hate you
You hate me
Let's chase Barney up a tree
Grab a .45 magnum
Shoot him in the head
Look everybody, Barney's dead!
"

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WTF? this is...disturbing.
*runs ad hides from the purple one*

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  • Jun 22, 2004

raging_otter

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Quote by JinzhouHe's a schizophrenic, pedophilic human inside a purple costume, chasing
little children around.

yup Barney is definitely a pedophile

Quote by Limalityerm i was barney fan XD


and you!! how can you be a fan of Barney? gahhhh this world has gone mad!! yaarr kill that purple monsta!!

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Quote: What do you think? XD My brother thinks he's misunderstood. I think he's a child eating man in a dinosaur costume! ^-^

Hahahahahahahaha...oh god! Yeah...he probably eats babies for breakfast and has what I like to calll "Michael Jackson syndrome" lol XD

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Quote: He's a schizophrenic, pedophilic human inside a purple costume, chasing little children around. [


XD Very very true! Kill the purple thing!!! Mwahahaha!!!! Hmm...wonder if it has purple blood... ^_^

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use to watch Barney all the time back then...

  • Jul 30, 2004

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i think if they are still airing this show, it needs to stop corrupting childen xD

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I really hate Barney. Even back then. -__-;

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  • Jul 30, 2004

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I hate that purple dinosaur. He gives me the creeps, every time i see him i want to pick up a shotgun and blow away the tv. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make him stop...oh the humanity..lol XD XD XD

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It's obvious that Barney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

  • Jul 30, 2004

Kizuna

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Noo! stop being so mean to Barney! I don't really like him that much either, but think about it, he's an old man forced to dance around in a thick purple dinosaur suit singing kid songs all day, not to mention having every teenager in america hating him for it XO

He's quite misunderstood, I assure you!

  • Jul 31, 2004

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I liked barney when I was little but then someone just told me, "imagine Barney with a knife in his hand and chasing around those little kids" me: o.O;;;; er.... Ever since then, can't think the same of Barney....

  • Aug 01, 2004

groovybluesgirl

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Kill the dino!

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he is a powerful dino that corrupts children's minds...off with his head!

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He ( or possibly she ) would be useful if he ( or she ) ate up the Teletubbies .

  • Aug 02, 2004

VampireMelinda

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The true story is Barney is he is one of the last living dinos on the planet. The American Government found him living happily on a small island somewhere in the Pacifc. The Government brought him back to the states, pump him full of happy pills and force him to make a children's show, so the can make tons of money off this program and brain-wash mass amount of children. How its going to end is Barney is going to overdoss on happy pills and die a horribly, lonely death or he is finally goign to snap and eat all the children on his show and go on a rampage, eating every child he can get his claws on before the government snips him.

Oh how the mighty dinos have fallen.

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he's brainwashing the younger generations to take over the world!!!!

we should shoot him in the head asap

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zephiris26

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...Has anyone ever wondered where the kids from the Barney show are now~?! My theory is they're either in a mental institution or in Barney's stomach XD

snarzz

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a ravenous beast!!! XD

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  • Aug 05, 2004

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