This reminds me of an old EQ story of a guy the Ebayed his account. I was only able to find the first part of it
unfortunately, there was later another addition to this story from a guy that played a dwarf. If you don't know EQ
lingo or anything about it, I'll give you a brief clue to make things funnier for you. Dark Elves (DE) and Hich
Elves (HE) are Kill On Sight (kos) to each other and the city that the story teller directs the DE to is the HE starting
city...so all the NPCs are going to instantly attack and kill him on sight. Also note that the guards at the front gate
and the ones inside at the time were level 50 I believe...so a level 31 has no chance in hell for survival.
http://ancarett.com/eqhumour.html
Oh, if anyone knows this story and has a link the the entire thing or just to the second part of it, please post it
cause I'd love to see it again.
Also, I realize this is game related and probably doesn't belong in this thread, but the story pretty much fits
with this l33t h4x0r.