Men Never Listen

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Taurec

Taurec

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On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "you may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He went in and did what he needed to do, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist...he pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom is more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure! When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew, he was in a hospital and, as soon as he opened his eyes, saw a nurse staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."


*snickers*

- Too bad stupidity isn't painful

Airrrrrrr

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Urggg.... that's soooo gross but funny ROFL !! Great one (^_^)b

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EvoIIICE9A

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XD XD XD ahhhhhhhhh hillarious I love it

Drak

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Uh....
But actaully, if I'd be on his place, I would be kinda suspicous about that last one and wouldn't push it :)

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Anjhurin

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muahah never go where your knowledge doesn't apply..... do it men style :)
ahah very funny one (makes me think of all the movies : "do not press the red button" "ok" *press red button* :pacman: )

  • May 16, 2005

cardmage

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What should I say? Ouch...

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Its the transition that is troublesome...

  • May 16, 2005
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Maybe like this, ooouchhhhhh! :)

  • May 16, 2005

25chai

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The penis being move like a tampons...*faints*

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  • May 16, 2005

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Reminds me about car crashes and if your a guy in one of them alive going to the Emergency room then you would know that before operation they have to take the body fluids out of your system. They use a big syringe/ injection to take it out via....you know throught the... (You get the picture)

Thats why when your in a car crash its better to have lived life accepting death or endure live through its extremities. :)
Anyway nice story Taurec! gves shivers down my spine... XD

kenzuke

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rofl!!...at first I didn't know what I tampon is... >_>.....but now, that I know... rofl!!!
..but that's still... ouch....weird story... XD

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kenzu, yer young'un! XD <lol> Argh. This joke.. *shudders* <-hates tampons. XP Really, not fun. That poor guy... ^_^' But the funniest bit is that the nurse sounds like she sees cases like him happen all the time.

calisqo

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<.< >.>
Speechless...... XD
who made that story up XD

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Lolz, gross yet funny. A lil weird to have all this automatic stuff in an airplane bathroom though... haha.

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@_@ are there really buttons in the airplane restrooms for girls?! lol. my friend didn't know what a tampon was so a girl in class said it was a yummy chocolate in a wrapper. He almost ate it (lol).

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chibicow

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Pah! i remember reading that in an email! hehe...
Funny, but kinda unrealistic! oh well, thats humour for you!
Thanks - at least - you made me smile!
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. . . *Speechless* . . .
lol! . . . ouchhhhh! . . .
I don't know what to do . . . to laugh . . . or to cry . . . ^_^'
:x OX T_T x_x XP

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