...for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands?
http://oldeenglish.org/puppy.html
Be warned, it loads very slowly. I'd suggest doing something else while it loads. Shouldn't take much more than 30 minutes (I'm on a ridiculously fast connection here at college, and it still downloaded very slowly). Also, some of the responses are very...O_O
Kinda makes you wonder, though.