okay, I have read all - ALL - the questions and answers of this threads, and I'll provide mine.
1. eye-contact: It takes away the impression of being watched at the breast height.
2. how to get girls in bed: It's easier than you think. Just be sensitive, make her feel like you are addicted to
her, enjoy all her stupid love songs, send her a kitsh, sick, nausea love song and say: I thought of us hearing it, and
ask her something like: *Where are we in our relationship, I'd like to know if we are ready to go a step further,
hurting yu is what I fear the most, you know*, and voilà.
3. time of dressing: it takes so long, either because these girls lack of hobbies, or things to think at, don't
have any better to do. A girl dressing the way she really is wouldn't take long to dress (except if it is time
passed searching for clothes in her room's mess, like me), it would come naturally without the: *will it match,
will it be pretty, will it fit my personnality, etc*.
4. bathroom groups: talking, grooming etc. I find it stupid.
5. bathroom time: do you really think it is easy to do what we have to, put a tampon, wash hands, and just wait in line
for a toilet within 3 minutes?
6. bathroom frequence: It wasn't asked, but girls seem to go more often to bathroom, it is true, again for talking
and grooming, stupid things but also because they have periods. And I am sure you guy don't want to know about the
discomfort a *full* pad might cause.
7. how to approach her: I think here it really depends on the girl. Some would like a casual way but I think original
ways are funnier and more attractive. (casual= *shy look* hi..eh..I was wondering if you...eh...would like to talk to
me...*blush* original=you gotta find)
8. first topic to talk of: for most of the girls, her. I prefer deep conversations in first, to see if the guy worth it,
but it's a personnal opinion.
9. first place to meet: either a classic restaurant-movie (don't make the big thing, it'll intimidate her) or
just a long walk, don't be afraid of silences. I like video games, personnal opinion.
10. why do girls pick up the wrong guy, everyone knowing it is the wrong guy except them: girls are stupid. Girls have
big social pressure to be dumb, it's a bit harsh, but this is it. Big social pressure to be good-looking too. They
end up with rappers: yes, it is soooo cool. But why do you keep looking at those girls? There's this kind of social
teen groups: popular with popular, geeks with geeks, etc. It is well known, teens don't read alot of Marx.
11. shopping: I hate it. Girls love it because it is their *social duty* to be well-groomed and it is a very profitable
cliché to feed (lustre, clothing companies make much, much money). Do they think you like it: not really, they just
hope to make you look better so that everyone will know they have a *perfect boyfriend*. Kind of shallowness here
too.
12. critizising your clothes: see sentence above.
13. why do girls don't eat: again with the *social duty* of being thin. And also, sometimes you guy just end up
offended seing a girl eating freely. For you it is okay to have a big food trip but for girls it is an
*ewww...ugh..-gasp-* reaction. Social pressure.
14. why is it worst a guy hurting a girl than a girl hurting a guy in girls mind: girls are egocentric. Again this sort
of cliché that the girl is the fragile poor thing to protect. Egocentrism is human, though, not only girl are affected.
And also this stereotype present in most of the girls mind that *boys ain't sensitive, they don't care of what
I say*.
15. why are you supposed to lie to her (physically): point above. But boys can be pretty proud on that point too.
16. why is it worst your friend reading your convos than her friend reading your convos: more or less same as point 14.
*It is our intimate thoughts, no one should read, except my best friend, but it doesn't count, I (I, again) have to
share with someone, but you don't you are just a non-sensitive boy*.
17. why does the guy always have to apologize first: see above.
18. how should guys know what she's thinking: girls spend so much time babbling about themselves that it is no more
about shrewdness. If she smiles, she's happy; if she looks sad, just ask:*do you want to talk of it with me* and
take her in your arms.
19. why the obsession of swelling our breast: most part your fault, and the social pressure again. You might don't
mind about your girlfriend being flat but if you pass by a poster of a boob girl looking at her slobbering, it could be
pretty offending and hurting.
20. why does self-confidence is so important to girls: to fill their own lack. And self-confidence is the first thing
that you see, with the look. You'll most probably notice the guy talking loud than the one hidden in the corner.
Not everyone, though. But it is important as no one would like of someone considering itself as crap. As well as you guy
get annoyed by a girl always asking *do you love me, why, am I pretty, am I fat, do you thing I'm intelligent* and
so on.
21. why are girls so complicated: to sell books about making up a good and sane relationship ($$$).
22. why do girls love teddy bears: I don't know. This cute wave, everyone loves what is cute (crappy). Securizing,
comforting. All that I could find. It's softer than tree roots to cry on when their *boyfriend hasn't called
for 3 hours!!!!!!!* mmm.
23. why do girls need to be escorted everywhere: to feel they are the only one in your life. Damn egocentrism again.
24. why do girls keep comparing you to other guys: to make you angry, tickle your pride so that you'll be so
*cutely angry and frustrated and you'd will to rpove your value*.
voilà, call me Doctor Love*