1. A woman doen't give birth after 5 months
2. The power of a wrench
3. How to birth a baby using a birthday boy, his brother, and a five year old girl
4. The 7 deadly sins
5. It's good to be an Armstong
6. How to hang up the phone
7 How to deal with being short (if I was)
8. The one reason to become Furehr .....MINISKIRTS
9. short, blonde alchemists can be really really really HOT!
10. DO NOT TRY TO TRANSMUTE HUMANS!!!
11. Automail hurts!
12. Never disobey a blonde lieutenant with a gun.
13. Don't go creeping around in abandoned military warehouses.
14 a. Don't put your fist through the TV where the "Sewing Life Alchemist"'s face is...it hurts.
14 b. Don't put your fist through the TV at all.
15. Don't trust secretaries who have your mother's face.
16. Be very, very careful when someone nearby is holding a wrench, a gun, two special gloves, etc.
17. The chemical make-up of the average adult human body, down to the last specks of protien in your eyelashes
18. Stay away from rabid family men with photos of their children.
19. Don't put suits of armor in the luggage room in a train.
20. Transmutation circles are fun to draw, why else would they be all over the room of every crazy alchemist you
meet?
What have you learned?