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AnimeMangaChick

AnimeMangaChick

Ri 'Otaku' Katsuhime

Hahaha I thought this was funny. This was fowarded to me.
Enjoy!

Silly string is illegal in the city limits.
Location: United States, Massachusetts, Marlboro

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down
any
street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits
results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico

Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of
foreplay.
Location: Singapore

Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico

If two trains meet on the same track, neither
shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas

It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida

It is considered an offense to push a live moose
out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Location: United States, Massachusetts

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on
thursdays.
Location: United States, Florida

It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals
to give their victims 24 hours notice, either
orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of
the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas

When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a
gun out the window to warn horse carriages that
you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County

You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on
a
Sunday.
Location: Canada, Ontario, Toronto

It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal
as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Location: United States, West Virginia

It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public
except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Location: United Kingdom, Liverpool

The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
Location: Canada, Ontario, Guelph

Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot
a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Location: United Kingdom, York

A bed may not be hung out of a window.
Location: United Kingdom

It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida

It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grov


OtakuChaosAngel
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TimothytheDarkMagician

TimothytheDarkMagician

The True Dark Magician

those sure are funky laws.... just what were they thinking???

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AnimeMangaChick

AnimeMangaChick

Ri 'Otaku' Katsuhime

I know really!


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thegunblademaster

thegunblademaster

Nine Is God

thats....very disturbing, i'll never understand the government of some states XD

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some of these are very unreasonable, almost even with the one - when you chew gum, you'll be penalized for a fine or get jailed.

somebodyelse

Retired Moderator

somebodyelse

Pacman's mouthpiece

"And I paid good money for that porcupine! Now what the heck do I do with it???"

These are hilarious...some of them sound like somebody once upon a time did something really stupid, and the city gov't did surgery with a hatchet and passed a moronic law to deal with it...heh.

This reminds me of the original 'rule of thumb': I forget where, but someplace used to have a law where if somebody wanted to beat their wife with a rod, it had to be thumb width or less (it's true!) I guess if someone got _really_ mad at their wife, go find the guy with the biggest largest hands in the town to make a rod...hmm...time to be quiet on that one.

Makes me wonder what people 100 years from now will say about today's laws.

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SekiRyuu

airsoft addict

wow.. . some of those are really stupid, if not impossible, lol

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"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine."
Remember to always use your nuke outside the city limits.

endsoftheworld99

endsoftheworld99

Free and Unfettered

Hahahahaha, thats awsome! Its soo funny! Thanks for sharing!!

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LMAO!!!!!
nice laws, funny altought XD

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moonelf313

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moonelf313

Just Pinky...

Those are some crazy laws...sad thing is though someone probably had to have done some of them to end up as laws...Scary huh?

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I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit

Wow...That's just plain weird...It was quiet funny though and thnx for sharin' it with us. :D

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hellbomb

KaBoom!

these may just be jokes, since most of them are unreasonable, and stupid. plus they serve no purpose in keeping any sort of order.

....(_)_TNT_)----#
..(_)(_)_TNT_)----#
(_)(_)(_)_TNT_)----#
"somebody set up us the bomb"

Quote by hellbombthese may just be jokes, since most of them are unreasonable, and stupid. plus they serve no purpose in keeping any sort of order.

exactly

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Personally, I can't believe they would fine you for detonating a nuclear weapon within City Limits. I mean, get real... a warning... maybe!!! But you can't be such a hardliner.

Mizuna

Mizuna

Lazy

Exactly what is the prerequisite number of years do you have to spend in a mental institution before being administered into the goverment to pass laws?

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity..."

"One of life's greatest gifts, the gift of making a mistake."

Here are some more.

"There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry."

"In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death."

"In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror."

"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."

"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."

"In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act."

"In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time."


"Turtles can breathe through their butts." Not a law but funny.

Acidsmudge xp

jackie-lyn

jackie-lyn

Non-Chinese-speaking Chinese

Interesting...REALLY Interesting :) *deep in thought*

Movin'...

AnimeMangaChick

AnimeMangaChick

Ri 'Otaku' Katsuhime

Quote by acidsmudgeHere are some more.
"There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry."
"In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death."
"In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror."
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."
"In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."
"In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act."
"In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time."
"Turtles can breathe through their butts." Not a law but funny.Acidsmudge xp


Haha that funny thanks for sharing.


OtakuChaosAngel
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Mrchak

Mrchak

Welcome to Oblivion

Yeah thats the result of democracy and lawsewing... Everytime there is a lawsewt the side that wins gets the law (if its about sex). Porcupine... LOL

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VKei

VKei

Yuki & Ai

Do you wanna hear some more??
Here it go:

-In Israel it is prohibited to put the finger in the nose on Saturdays, and in the locality of Haifa it is prohibited to take bears to the beach.
-In all the territory of Canada, he is illegal to take off a bandage in public.
-In the locality of Alberta, if You were imprisoned and they release it, you must right to request a weapon with bullets and a horse to flee from the city.
-In Ottawa the law prohibe to eat ice creams on Sunday in the path of the Bank.
-In Denmark, the law establishes that before taking the car the lights, the brakes, the steering wheel and the horn are due to review. Finally the driver must corroborate that there are not children underneath the vehicle.

For more visist: dumblaws dot com.

wolfco

wolfco

Prelate

If you need more either of these sites have quite a few:

Dribbleglass

StrangeFacts

If you would challenge me, then you must first stand before the Darkness. You must look into it and become it. You must fall before it and then reach out to encompass it. When it is joined to your heart, you must overcome its insidious temptation. You are ready to face me when you can betray even your own heart in service to your cause.
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AnimeMangaChick

AnimeMangaChick

Ri 'Otaku' Katsuhime

Thanks to everyone who puts on some other ones that I havent listed!


OtakuChaosAngel
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dezidez

dezidez

fanatic

WOW...i never knew that...well most of them....but WOW...lol.... XD ...omg..... :nya: ;) ;)

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