Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy-efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the
contractor complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I had
yet to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go around and around! Just
because I'm a blonde does not mean I'm automatically stupid. So, I
proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me
last year - namely, that in one year, the windows would pay for
themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just
hung up. I have not heard anything since. Guess I won that stupid
argument!