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I would like to read some sick jokes etc.
I'm a bit curious what you lot know.
A colleague of mine once made this really sick joke during the sunny days at College.
"I'm sweating like a paedophile in a nursery."
I honestly didn't know whether I should be permitted to laugh at such a sick joke.
That same colleague also altered my sentence.
I wanted to say, "I've got a very long timetable today." He finishes my sentence with this, 'I've got a very long PENIS!'
what did the AIDS infected, invalid, armless, blind, deaf, mute, deformed, orphan kid get for christamas?
cancer
to sharigan: thats so cruel and mean..my mother died for cancer..and so did my close friend..T.T..
say sorry or i'll get my tigers to eat u :p
Mmm..i dont have any sick jokes..but i remember a conversation i had with my gay friend lol
Him: oh god..my nipples..they are itching..god..what can a feminie dude do around here to get some nipple treatment!
Me: ooo puppy-kun..lemme touch..*touches em* O.O oh my..they are soo big..i just want to go all lesbian on you
XD
Lol my friends still talk about that today..:p
Ooo btw..sonic put an age warning on the title please.
Quote by toxictea23to sharigan: thats so cruel and mean..my mother died for cancer..and so did my close friend..T.T..
say sorry or i'll get my tigers to eat u :p
you have my condolences but Im not saying sorry...tiger are cute! *cuddles with tigers and some extra cuddles for the tigresses*
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Quote by toxictea23to sharigan: thats so cruel and mean..my mother died for cancer..and so did my close friend..T.T..
say sorry or i'll get my tigers to eat u :p
you have my condolences but Im not saying sorry...tiger are cute! *cuddles with tigers and some extra cuddles for the tigresses*
i will get my monkey hookers to get to u then :p
do I have to pay them? or do I get by free of charge...? <3 monkeys
Life is like a bonner, its long and hard.
Quote by SharinganKnightdo I have to pay them? or do I get by free of charge...? <3 monkeys
:hmpf: You're still my man whore Ish. lol :D
Why do you kill the joy of death?
What's stiff and keeps mothers up all night crying?
I read this one somewhere a long time ago, don't know if it's same: Crib death...
I'm sure you guys can twist this one further.
-repeat-
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Quote by SharinganKnightdo I have to pay them? or do I get by free of charge...? &lt;3 monkeys
:hmpf: You're still my man whore Ish. lol :D
sooo...they gotta pay me then? I am after all the more valuable whore of them all <_<
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Quote by sjolley
Quote by SharinganKnightdo I have to pay them? or do I get by free of charge...? &amp;lt;3 monkeys
:hmpf: You're still my man whore Ish. lol :D
sooo...they gotta pay me then? I am after all the more valuable whore of them all <_<
Yes, but all your money goes to me. :) And lately you haven't been meeting your quota. Ha Ha
Why do you kill the joy of death?
The monkey hores love sharigan..they said they'll give him a discount if he brings a friend:p
Quote by toxictea23The monkey hores love sharigan..they said they'll give him a discount if he brings a friend:p
what is up with you and monkeys? tue du hast Fantasien Affen ?
Marcos
That chick w3ants to be f*cked
THe POWER Of THe TRIFORCE
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c('')('') Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
Three vampire females walk into a vampire bar downtown at midnight and head straight up to the bartender.
The bartender kindly welcomes them and askes the first vampire female what she would like to drink.
"A pint of blood please" Responds the first female.
The bartender then askes the second vampire female what she would like to drink.
"A pint of blood for me also pleace" replies the second female.
Then the bartender askes the last female vampire what she would like to drink.
"A Glass of hot water" was the third female vampire's response.
The bartender then asks "Why a glass of hot water?".
The third female then pulls out a used tampon and chimes out "Tea Time :)"
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity..."
"One of life's greatest gifts, the gift of making a mistake."
Hmmm...what do you call four black men hanging from a gallows?
Alabama Windchime.
*knows quite a few sick, wrong, un-PC jokes*
"Brute force is not my way. My technology can devise infinitely more
successful, subtle, and unpleasant methods..."
A friend of mine saw this guy wearing a sick T-shirt.
It says:
'Dead people don't say "no".'
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I made this really inappropiate joke last night while I was chatting to a friend I personally know.
I said I needed something better than latex because I penetrated it.
My friend thought I was wearing a condom at the time.
I was really referring to the latex gloves I was wearing for drawing.
Necrophilia: Lay back and crack open a cold one.
Dead baby joke time!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you make a dead baby float?
A glass of root beer and two scoops of dead baby.
Whats blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A dead baby with popped floaties.
What is worse than a trash can full of ten dead babies?
Ten trash cans with filled with one dead baby.
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