15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

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Deneiko

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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '

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They cracked ME up. ^^;; And I am SO trying at least 5 out of these. oo;;

Would you? 8D

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  • Sep 16, 2005

fireflywishes

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lol! i got this one in an email! i don't think i'd ever try any of them though... i'm not that bold

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RainOfStars

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... interesting.
the wal-marts here don't have a hunting and auto department though.

Beside I will never go in a walmart for as long as I live.

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ya i dont think i would have the guts to do most of those...

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  • Sep 16, 2005

TimothytheDarkMagician

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hahahah thats funny

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I did number #15 once, well not in wal-mart.

Anyway I never went to wal-mart nor do I even know where the heck where it's located.

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  • Sep 16, 2005

undeadsymphony

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lol that's hilarious

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  • Sep 16, 2005

AngelKate

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haha, I've seen that before. I found a list of 100 things to do in Wal-Mart somewhere once. XD

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Quote by RainOfStars... interesting.
the wal-marts here don't have a hunting and auto department though.

Beside I will never go in a walmart for as long as I live.


Here they don't have hunting departments either, though I thing some have auto departments.

Some also have discount anime, though it's mostly stuff that hasn't sold well..

  • Sep 16, 2005

Deneiko

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Quote by AngelKatehaha, I've seen that before. I found a list of 100 things to do in Wal-Mart somewhere once. XD


Liek, wow. o_o;
No really, I'd probably do a lot! 8D

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  • Sep 16, 2005

Philyra

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i've tried number 1 and 2 once. it's hilarious! actually, my friend tried number while i go and do number 2. you'll have to see the reaction of the clerk once those alarm goes off. it took me a lot of will power to act surprise or shock while i just wanted to laugh my guts out!
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Damn That's pretty F$$kin good!

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  • Sep 16, 2005
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Ive read this before I use to work at wal-mart it sucked although its better than some jobs Ive had but I quit after two years of bullshit oh and here we have auto and hunting/sports departments

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hahaha thats hilarious
hmm i would try it but i have an aunt that works there, so things probably wont turn out good if i try any of them...*grins*...

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Emeralis

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lol they're all so funny but I'd be too embarassed to do them. Maybe number 6 and 8 :D :D

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yuki456

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heh, those are some funny ideas!!! but i don't think i have the guts to do it at a wal-mart unless i don't go back in like 5 years so they don't remember me! ^ ^

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  • Sep 16, 2005
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those are great, i think id probably try some of them

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thecatmistress

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yes yes i would. and i`ve read this before on gonebuddy.com it was hilarious.
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  • Sep 16, 2005
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lol i never get tired of reading those and thinking of what other people would do/think ^_^ also see the look on their faces

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  • Sep 16, 2005

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Heh...nice. Here's a couple more:

16. In the hunting dept: Buy a gun, buy some ammunition, then ask them if they have any ski masks.

17. At Customer Service: Find the longest line, wait for a good half hour or so, then when you finally get to the front, ask for change for a nickel.

Those are paraphrased from George Carlin's stuff; he's absolutely brilliant!

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Deneiko

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Quote by somebodyelseHeh...nice. Here's a couple more:
16. In the hunting dept: Buy a gun, buy some ammunition, then ask them if they have any ski masks.
17. At Customer Service: Find the longest line, wait for a good half hour or so, then when you finally get to the front, ask for change for a nickel.
Those are paraphrased from George Carlin's stuff; he's absolutely brilliant!


XDXDXD
Absolutely awsome! Must try those too.

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  • Sep 18, 2005
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ahahahhahahahahahahahahaha lololololololol where di this come from,????

  • Sep 18, 2005

jaszi5

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That's great man...you rock! lol very funny...


Jaszi5

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  • Sep 21, 2005
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hehehe you forgot one
playing marco polo will drive them nuts!


im definetaly trying a couple.

  • Sep 21, 2005

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