here are all i could find (srry if they're repeats):
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own
butt
Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!
Anita Bath here?
Maya Buttreeks!
Ollie Tabooger!
Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme?