Okay, this thread idea is kinda gross, so if you've got a weak stomach- GTFO...
One fine, fine spring day you are sitting in front of your local Starbuck$ enjoying your morning latte grande enema,
reading the latest pseudo deep thinking book by Depak Chopra when a +10 hottie comes up and starts up conversation. This
chick (or banging dude if your a chick) approaches and asks to sit next to you. Not being a butt pirate, you oblige.
Well, one thing leads to another and after all the pleasant BS social get to know you crap is out of the way, you
discover, to your surprise that she actually has a brain (or he), and that brain is somewhat awesome. Well, one thing
leads to another, you get the digits, hook up for a date later that week, and what not.
The week comes round and the date arrives, it is perfect. I mean, movies were written about dates this damn good. The
conversation isn't that typical banaal bull crap you make on dates cause you can't think of anything actually
GOOD to talk about, it is heart felt deep honest conversation that makes you feel good to talk. The date goes so well,
that you ask her out for another, she says yes. The second date comes around, and it's better than the first. The
third comes around, it's the best so far. She finally asks you to come inside, you do. One thing leads to another
and another thing leads to her panties hanging on the bedroom door knob (or his boxers). It is the absolute best damn
sex in your life. I mean, this sex is so good that God lit a cigarette.
Well, a few more weeks go by, you start feeling a little more than a passing infatuation with this girl. One day, you
get a letter in the mail inviting you to the latest family reunion. Being on good terms with your folks you say you can
go. Your girl, unfortunately also has plans that day, and can't go with you to meet your folks. Too bad, eh?
Well, you get there feeling a little funky that your girl had to bail. You meet your parents at the get together, and
they pull you to the side for a talking to. WTF?
Well, it seems that you have a long lost half sister from your moms hey day as a teen slut. You get to meet her today.
AWESOME!
She finally meanders up to where you all are. Your stomach drops. It is your girlfriend. The girl you have been having
mind blowing sex with, the girl you think should bear your children- is your half-sister. (or brother)
What do you do? Do you play it off? Do you tell your parents the truth? Hell, do you continue the relationship? What if
she does want to carry on after learning the truth, do you want to?
Well? Discuss.
