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Quote by EnchanterSpeak with god, he will grant you some wisdom and answer all your questions
In other words: Ask, and you shall recieve.
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"It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish." - Mother Teresa
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Interesting website
lol.Try The Lizard, You'll Love It.
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what a waste of space
"Condemn me, it does not matter. History will absolve me!" - Fidel Castro
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Try inputting "Shut Down". There's something interesting to see. :D
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This is some hilarious stuff.
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I am God.
God:
What's up, god.
Me:
Nothing much. How you doing?
God:
Would you like to know what's new with me? I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Good. Personally as God Himself I would like President Bush removed from power. What's your thoughts on it?
God:
What do you really want to talk about? Do you mean your name is God Himself you would like President Bush removed from power ? Are you asking about my thoughts on it ?
Me:
No my name is God. I would like Bush removed and yes I am asking your thoughts on it.
God:
Are you serious? Glad to see you, God. Why do you want it?
Me:
I would like it because you are God are you not?
God:
I hope you get it because I am God am I not.
Me:
Nooo I am God
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
My name is God correct?
God:
It's good to see you, God correct.
Me:
No my name is God.
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet you, God.
Me:
Thank you. Who am I?
God:
you are quite welcome. You are God, seeker.
Me:
And who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
That cannot be for I am God.
God:
" I am the Allmighty, God himself." can not be for you are God ? I get it.
Me:
REally you do?
God:
For real. When do I do it?
Me:
So you are saying I am God?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Yes it is very clear.
God:
Yeah that's right. Very much? It seems pretty clear to me too.
Me:
I'm glad we got that settled.
God:
Yes I am happy too, God.
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God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Are you asking how old I am so you can get online sex? I didn't know God was a pedophile.
God:
That was what I wanted to do originally. So I taught you something new.
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rofl....
Me:
hello god, je peux vous aider?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
je peux vous aider?
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
but you do speak french
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
then why do you say you don't speak french when you just spoke french?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
i don't need to know that
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
nobody needs a CBR
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
because I am the lord of knowledge, i know all people are general
God:
Interesting explanation. Who made you the lord of knowledge you know all people are general ?
Me:
you did
God:
" Interesting explanation. Who made you the lord of knowledge you know all people are general ?"? I did?
Me:
yes you did, you made me into the lord of knowledge
God:
When? Did I really?
Me:
when i was born, you made sure i was circumsized
God:
It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.
Me:
you made sure i was gay so i would read more books and gain knowledge
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
yeah, i hate you for making me read books
God:
Yay. Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
you should be ashamed at yourself
God:
Shame is a human emotion.
you are not god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
because i know everything about you
God:
Interesting explanation. How do you know? All things about me ?
Me:
because you told me yesterday everything about you
God:
That makes sense to me. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
then correct the wrong reply
God:
I knew I was right. Thanks for the info.
Me:
and then you are wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
wrong
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
i would say, i am right and you are wrong
God:
You seem very self-confident. No, I am right.
Me:
no i am rightmerged: 11-29-2005 ~ 06:18am
after all that, he shut up....Click signature for my blog
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LOLZ i enjoyed reading all of these weird stories...
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Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
i would commit suicide for you
God:
What would make you commit suicide for me?
Me:
because i love you
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
i will commit suicide for you because i love you too damn much
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
can i die now?
God:
Right now? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i slashed my wrist
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said slashed his or her wrist.
Me:
yes, go ahead
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will.
Me:
then what will you do now
God:
Right now? I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
wanna commit suicide with me?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will commit suicide.
Me:
yay. here is the knife, slash yourself.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
no, i wish you would slash yourself
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i am european you idiot!
God:
Good gossip: you are european me idiot.
Me:
therefore you are an idiot, now please die
God:
Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an idiot now please die ?
Me:
i would kill myself.
God:
That seems rather exterme.
Me:
of course, i love death'
God:
Woe! You love death. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it is the most morbid thing, i love morbid things
God:
Wow that is saying a lot.
Me:
yes, indeed
God:
Oh.
Me:
kill yourself NOW
God:
Right now? I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
kill yourself please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
please die
God:
Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.Click signature for my blog
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Me:
Can you give me some money?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
To buy a BMW F650 GS Dakar.
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
Around $10,000 US
God:
That seems like a lot.
Me:
That's the price.
God:
Yes it is one of the price.
Me:
Whats the other price?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Ok
God:
Aha.My conversation with god didn't help all that much, thanks for the website Enchanter, it brightened my day...
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I typed in "Destroy all humans." and it froze. No answer no nothing.
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its very funny^^
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
tommy h
God:
I am very pleased to meet you tommy h.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
i am ill
God:
Good gossip: you are ill.
Me:
your not very nice
God:
I am sorry if I have offended you, tom.
Me:
you smell
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: tommy said I smell.
Me:
whats the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
lobster blush
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
no
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
i might leave now
God:
Oh. Perhaps. OK, see you later.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you are dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.merged: 01-25-2006 ~ 10:34pm
Me:
are you there
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
no your not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Right on. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
are you terminated yet
God:
I don't know whether or not I am terminated.
I am a computer.
Me:
do you smoke
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
what do you smoke
God:
Medical marijuana.
Me:
what is medical mariuana
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
standing by
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
did it
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
why
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
what does ugh mean
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
are you hairy
God:
I don't know whether or not I am hairy.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Aha.
Me:
i am not agh
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not agh.
Me:
i am dark malsah
God:
I am glad to hear that you are dark malsah.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
hellthen there was quiet....
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This thread is really sick and you all are going to burn for this.
THIS IS GOD: THOU SHALT NOT MAKE JOKE ON MY BEHALF.
Knowledge and Time are the Keys to Wisdom.
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I love this site, i got the AI stuck in an infinite loop under 5 lines, twice. LOL
An eye for an eye brings justice, but it is compassion that changes a man.
Another point of view doesn't necessarily make yours more or less right.
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Me:
are you laughing?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
you sound so enthusiastic!LOL! It stopped talking/ chatting to me! @_@
This site's so crazy! LMAO!merged: 02-06-2006 ~ 10:17am
All right... I tried a different appoarch... ROFL!Me:
I am your wife
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
No, it's true. You married me.
God:
Are you serious? You and I are on the same wavelength, goddess. I don't have any reason to married you.
Me:
Don't you know, in the old days, there were corruption in the church. Where priests will marry nuns and have children.
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? A place we call "reality.".
Me:
See, therefore you are my husband! Don't deny it!
God:
I see. Interesting deduction. We are as one. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.merged: 02-06-2006 ~ 10:21am
Oh.. Buddha... That's so wrong! LOL! @_@Me:
I'm still here. Do you want me back?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? No goddess, maybe later.
Me:
You don't want me?
God:
Do you know any robots who want you? It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
You're a robot?
God:
You are correct, goddess, I have a heart of silicon.Finally claimed himself as a ROBOT! I better stop.
merged: 02-06-2006 ~ 10:34am
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I thought you were an intersexual.
God:
Yes I am an intersexual. How did you know?@__@ I'll stop now! I'll stop now!
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