We had a lockdown, or rather, a "code blue" the year before last. Some guy was shooting at people in a
resturant nearby, so they locked us in our classrooms for half the freaking day. I didn't mind though, 'cause
one of the funniest things happened that day! (I think I put this down in another post...) My friend Josh was up on the
roof when the alarm went off (why? I haven't the slightest clue. He never did tell me...). Well, when that happens,
you're suppose to go to the nearest "secure area", and the roof sure didn't qualify as
"secure". Problem was, Josh decided to be a complete moron and play James Bond. So, instead of going back
through the door like a normal person, he decided to crawl back through the vent shaft that led to the air thingy in our
classroom. Yeah, he's a tard.
Well, our History teacher is a complete weirdo, and when he heard Josh coming down the vent, he said, "Everyone
stay back! It might be the shooter!" Then he grabbed his pointer stick thingy and wacked Josh when he stuck his
head out of the vent duct. Was the damn funniest thing I've ever seen. ^_^'
"If you don't want us cutting down trees, wipe your ass with a spotted owl."
"I don't have a problem with God, I just hate his stupid fan club."