Hmm...sounds fun! Can a silly re-written version of a song work? I doubt you've heard it before...Stuck by Stacie Orrico. I don't know why I re-wrote it...I just did (a couple years
go). I'll put both lyrics so you can see the differences; originals will be first, and mine'll follow in italics.
I can't get out of bed today or get you off my mind
I just can't seem to find a way to leave this love behind
I've gotten out of bed today and you're not on my mind
I've already found a way to leave you're "love" behind
I ain't trippin
I'm just missing
You know what I'm saying
You know what I need
I ain't trippin
I ain't missin
You know what I'm saying
You know what I mean
You can't be hanging on a string while you make me cry
I try to give you everything but you just gave me lies
You tried to keep me on a string, loved to make me cry
Now you don't have anything 'cause of all your lies.
Every now and then when I'm all alone
I'll be wishing you will call me on the telephone
Say you want me back, but you never do
I feel like such a fool, There's nothing I can do..
I'm such a fool for you
Every now and then when you feel alone
You try to call me on the telephone
Ask me to take you back, but I never do
You act like such a fool, what else can you do?
You are such a total fool
I can't take it, what am I waiting for?
I'm still breaking, I miss you even more
And I can't fake it, the way I could be for
I hate you but I love you, I can't stop thinking of you
It's true, I'm stuck on you
I can't take it, what are you waiting for
My heart's done breakin, don' miss you anymore
And I don't gotta fake it, not like I did before
Don't hate, don't love you, no longer thinking of you
It's true, I'm over you
Now love's a broken record that's
Been skipping in my head
I keep singing yesterday
Why we've got to play these games we play?
Now love's the broken record that's
Hanging over your head
You can't get over yesterday
Quit trying to play this game with me