God doesn't exist, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster does (prove me wrong). His noodley appendage touched the Earth,
and He felt it was good. Then He created man, but not in His noodley image. Next, He created woman so that man may
fornicate and make more men.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster saw that it was good, and He left off to make many more wonderful things, like catgirls and
Oreo cookies. He also fought with Zeus and played drinking games with Thor while chatting to Allah about the marvellous
place of Narnia and how Jehovah really hated Darth Vader's guts (we have evidence that Vader was a very dislikeable
character from the Star Wars movies which are canonised and proof that Vader
existed and turned to the light before death).
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Quote by FutureRhythmNot
to offend anyone, but i hear a lot of people asking for proof that God exists. I think that its pretty hard to prove it,
although i do believe he exists. Why dont you prove that God doesnt exist for once?
Can't prove a negative. Prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist. If you cannot, then I'm sorry,
you are wrong and I am right. His noodley appendage made us, not your Biblical God.
Quote: Just as no one can prove that God exists, no can prove that he
doesnt.
Science can only answer so much becuase everything is evidence based.
No one saw the big bang either, so to say that we were created by the big bang is just as ridiculous as saying God
created us [without proof to you non believers]
Right, so no evidence means no God. Thanks for clearing that up.
Quote: Uhm I think God created us because he wanted someone in his own
image? Maybe like a doll maker creating a doll because they want a something looking like themself? i have no idea
:P
That means God must be a really lousy designer since He designed the human body so:
-The human knee, if stressed for a period of time while kneeling, expands the bursa infront of the patella and causes
"Housemaid's Knee".
-In a similar twist, the elbow also suffers from humerus exposing the ulnar nerve just under the skin which, if hit,
causes the ironically named "funny bone" sensation.
-Other flaws such as foetal lanugo (hair on the footus body, the Moro reflex, the grasping reflex, fontanelles, the
backwards wired retina (which is also easily detached and has a blindspot) and the fact that the human skull compared to
other animals is too thin to adequately protect our larger brain leads me to believe that God is a pretty shit designer.
Or maybe He's a masochist, God works in mysterious ways.