I am going to teach you guys how to talk to a girl!!!

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crazypanda

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Lesson1. Talking Skills (Super RomanticVersion)

#1. Man: Can you show me the road?
Girl: Where to?
Man: To your heart.

#2 Man: Your legs must be tired.
Girl: Why?
Man: Because you are running all day in my head.

#3 Man: (Watch the label on her T-Shirt)
Girl: What are you doing?
Man: Just wanna know if you are made by heaven.
Girl: (Face down and smile)

#4 Man: I am having a bad day today. Watch a beautiful girl smiles could
make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

#5 Man: I am sorry, I am an artist, stare at a beauty is a part of my job.

#6 Man: Excuse me, lady. Can you borrow me 25 cents?
Girl: Why do you need that?
Man: I need to phone my mon, and tell her that Goddess really exists.

#7 Man: The rain sure is big today.
Girl: It sure is.
Man: That's because God is drooling at you.
Girl: (Face down and smile)

#8 Man: Believe me...I will make you the second most happiest person in the world.
Girl: Why I am not the first? (A little angry)
Man: Silly. I have you, so I am the most happiest person in the world. (A slight smile on his face)

Lesson2. Talking Skills (Get ready for Real Life Version?)

#1 Man: Can you show me the road?
Girl: Get lost! I am busy.
Man: !@#$%*&

#2 Man: Your legs must be tired.
Girl: Are these legs fucking block your way?
Man: !@#$%&

#3 Man: (Watch the label on her T-Shirt)
Girl: What the fuck are you looking at?
Man: !@#$%&

#4 Man: I am having a bad day today. Watch a beautiful girl smiles could
make me feel better. Can you smile for me?
Girl: Only a handsome man would make me feel better. Get the fuck out of my way. You disgusting pig.
Man: !@#$%&

#5 Man: I am sorry, I am an artist, stare at a beauty is a part of my job.
Girl: I am sorry, I am a veterinarian. To help a stupid dog castrate is also a part of my job.

#6 Man: Excuse me, lady. Can you borrow me 25 cents?
Girl: Do you have a bill I can borrow?
Man: !@#$%&

#7 Man: The rain sure is big today.
Girl: It sure is.
Man: That's because God is drooling at you.
Girl: I thought God is puking at you.

#8 Man: Believe me...I will make you the second most happiest person in the world.
Girl: Believe me...I will make you the most painful person in the world.
Man: !@#$%&

................hehehe(Reality is cruel)

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  • Apr 08, 2004
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Reading the first part, I kept thinking how campy it was.

Then I read the second part, and it's more like that. I've gotten slapped more times than I care to mention (not for using bad pick up lines though).

Funny post, thanks for the laugh.

  • Apr 08, 2004
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One question.........Wut world do u live in? lol

Asking these question or doing these things will give u 3 results:
A. pepper spray in the eyes
B. Kick to the balls
C. Her boyfriend will pound you into the ground

lol most likey you'll get a combination of all 3

  • Apr 08, 2004

Osiris

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>_> and here i thought you would give some good advice >_o

[edit] what the hell am i saying...you're male..how would you know >_> XD XD

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XD I must be on something, cuz the forum seems real funny tonight :).

"If I went around saying I was an Emporer, just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me,they'd put me away." (Dennis - Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

  • Apr 08, 2004
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hey! how bout' this one...

guy: walk up to girl and ask:

" Is that a keg in your back pocket?
cuz i wanna tapp that @ss! "

BTW : getting slapped in the face factor-VERY HIGH to Most Definetly.

  • Apr 08, 2004

Taurec

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Sigh, you babies have much to learn,
They say eyes are the doorway to the soul.

The trick is to make eyecontact and just keep looking until she looks the other way. no matter how long it takes. (go to the toilet before trying a attempt drinking beer can be disaster in this case)
this works for women, children, dogs, cats, geese, guinea pigs etc etc.

<grin>

you almost believed it right ?? Bwahahaa.

- Too bad stupidity isn't painful

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roly-poly

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haha corny pick up lines, dont ya just love em.

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Limality

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Haha...(I was already hoping this would be true XD) :D

hehe but funny it is!

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Lol, I don't think there's a pick up line invented that would work on a girl in real life. Honestly. XD You'll have to try another way!

DJ-of-E

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Pick up lines would only work if you don't sound like a piemp attempt. You have to change to words to sound somewhat sincere. Even an asian hentai guy like me can get a girl. I was a type to have a lot of female friends during high school.

College is different, I feel too lazy to go out with anyone hehehe.

Unless you show her dat you got the BLING BLING, those lines won't work.

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Quote by DigitalDesmadrehey! how bout&#39; this one...

guy: walk up to girl and ask:

&quot; Is that a keg in your back pocket?
cuz i wanna tapp that @ss! &quot;

BTW : getting slapped in the face factor-VERY HIGH to Most Definetly.

Hahahaha good one.


Quote by boxdinnerOne question.........Wut world do u live in? lol

Asking these question or doing these things will give u 3 results:
A. pepper spray in the eyes
B. Kick to the balls
C. Her boyfriend will pound you into the ground

lol most likey you&#39;ll get a combination of all 3

true true, if she's hot and not the shy type.

  • Apr 09, 2004

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guy: are you a laser gun? cuz u are set on STUNNING!!

lol

cheshire

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hey there foxy mama, wanna' go kill all humans -bender

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#9. Man- Hey whats that on your shirt
Girl- Omfqlolbbq
Man- It's a chat bot !!!

  • Apr 09, 2004

DJ-of-E

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#10. Man- Hi my name is Jack.
Girl- Hi there, my name is Bob. Please to meet you, you sly devil you.
Man- Oh god no!

crazypanda

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Quote by DJ-of-E#10. Man- Hi my name is Jack.
Girl- Hi there, my name is Bob. Please to meet you, you sly devil you.
Man- Oh god no!

Hahaha..........This one is funnier.

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  • Apr 09, 2004

Tapion01

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Jezz using this stuff could get you killed

Repay resentment with justice. Repay virtue with virtue.
-Confucius

  • Apr 20, 2004

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lolol, crazypanda, u sure got crazy stuffs here, haha

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lol these are too funny, ill have to use them sometime on some of my friends to see what theyd do haha.

  • Apr 26, 2004

xxxholic2

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lol i like that lol!

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  • Jul 12, 2004

Minna511

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All of this smells like a recipe for disaster. The perfect pick up line for me would probably have to relate to either Minute Maid, Conquering the Globe, or Rapid-Fire Guns. I should run this by my other friends some time. They'd get a kick out of it.

I'm not sure what I find creepier, Tropicana, or Sunny D.

- Minna

  • Jul 12, 2004

PrinceVern

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I believe this whole topic is pointless, the only way you're going to be able to talk to a girl is be yourself...if you're nervous, don't be so nervous. If you're shy, open up a little. ^_^; That's all there really is to it, because that's your personality and you shouldn't put on some fake mask (stare into someone's eyes, make a casual smile, act cool), otherwise you're not going to be the person they were interested in talking to. ^^

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MT appears to have many pointless topics.... I guess that's the fun of this place.

  • Jul 12, 2004

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