[GAME] Things That Sound Wrong But Aren't

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Ayasal

Ayasal

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Well this isn't my game, I saw it at another forum and wanted to share it with you guys, since I find this game really funny :P

VERY easy. Just post something that SOUNDS wrong or disgusting or perverted, but actually is not. For example,
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"It'll only hurt for a moment and it'll be alright after that..."

"NO WAY! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE WITH THAT JAB! I HATE INJECTIONS!"
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"It's your first time, isn't it? Is that why you're so nervous?"
"Um... yeah"
"Aww, why didn't you tell me?"
"I was embarassed >_>"
"Poor baby, don't worry. I'll lead."
"But I... I... I don't want to! I hate dancing!"
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arghh.... so tight... so damn tight!
here, ur turn.. i can't open the lid...
.....

Have fun! :D

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B4U

B4U

I.N.V.U

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cool game...!
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ohh! you know you want it baby!

come on! the food is really good.

.:::I Long For you::.

Inuyasha-FAN

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Hey can you pass the balls?

  • Jun 23, 2006

Ayasal

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Are you sure it'll fit
...We already got the couch in the truck.

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Inuyasha-FAN

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let it in slow

  • Jun 23, 2006

Moonlightprincess

Moonlightprincess

~*Kiss me Princess*~

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*insert moan* Don't touch me there
....that's where my stomach hurts.

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Inuyasha-FAN

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^(sick)

Faster! Do it Faster!

  • Jun 23, 2006

TrigunPreacherGirl

TrigunPreacherGirl

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Jeez, Ayasal... XD

(Inspired by what I wanted to say to my English teacher, and bad timing during the play my school put on):
"You want me on my knees?"
"Yeah, you'll fit into the picture better."

Explanation-since you all deserve one: Prior to the play opening, we had a photo opportunity, and it was a cast and stage crew pic. My English teacher (who's also the Theatre teacher) told me to "get on my knees" or something like that. Heh heh.

*Insert random inspirational message here, please!*
Disregarding reality, one fact at a time! I have every reason to be grateful, yet none to be happy.
http://articles.techrepublic.com.com/5100-10881-6075621.html#

  • Jun 23, 2006

B4U

B4U

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ahhhh! ahhhh! ah!
-----ahhh choooo!
>pretty lame... I know :D LOL

.:::I Long For you::.

Ayasal

Ayasal

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You can come inside...
...just let me turn on the light first.

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kingray100

kingray100

Ryu,the half demon

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I made my famous chocolate salty balls!try them.i have the best balls ever!

merged: 06-23-2006 ~ 08:47pm
stop going in and out!we need air in this house!

  • Jun 23, 2006

joemighty16

joemighty16

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You want to put that where?
- weak I know.

Oh yeah baby, who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? (only works written down though)

How 'bout...
I have something in my hands with a stiff shaft and a pink head which can put you on fire.....(a matchstick ok? heard that one in primary school!)

"I can swallow it whole."
"Better not, it will upset your stomach" (as if THAT sound any better...)
"But I like frankfurters" (eeeeww)
"With or without my special cream?" (Ok, thats enough!)
"Carefull! You've spilled some in my eye!" (Thats it - now I'm leaving!)

Life is a game played by gods who are bored and who fight over the rules.

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Inuyasha-FAN

Inuyasha-FAN

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wanna play with me tonight

  • Jun 23, 2006

Mnemeth

Mnemeth

Rider of the Currents

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You want to go to Your Place or Mine
Yes we can go to Blacksmiths for dinner and then walk over to the bar

Your Place or Mine is a bar in Lompoc, California.

Do not interfere in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

  • Jun 23, 2006

Ayasal

Ayasal

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Mm... Harder, harder, your doing so good!
The foot rub feels so nice!

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TrigunPreacherGirl

TrigunPreacherGirl

Alchemic Heartbeat

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"Open wide!" :nya:

Great. Thank you so much for putting my mind even MORE in the gutter than it already is. *Rolls eyes while laughing*.

*Insert random inspirational message here, please!*
Disregarding reality, one fact at a time! I have every reason to be grateful, yet none to be happy.
http://articles.techrepublic.com.com/5100-10881-6075621.html#

  • Jun 24, 2006

eveningsky

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Blue Blooded Warrior

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ooh ooh, a little to the left....
thats it, its perfect just there...
*moving furniture....hehehehe*

I feel the tears pour down my face. I feel so alone, so out of place.
Is it always going to end this way?
When you can feel pain, you know that your alive. But what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

  • Jun 24, 2006
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look at that little pussy. (it's a cat u perv's!)

  • Jun 24, 2006

Ayasal

Ayasal

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Quote by TrigunPreacherGirl"Open wide!"

Great. Thank you so much for putting my mind even MORE in the gutter than it already is. *Rolls eyes while laughing*.


haha, I hope that a good thing X-P let put it even more in the gutter! nya!

"Let's do it in the kitchen. There is big table..."

"But I don't have my textbook with homework..."

...gosh I feel perverted *eye roll*

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rituel

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kLepToMAniaX Designs

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Lick the tip so it's nice and stiff,
point it at the hole,
and without hesitation, thrust it through.
and now you're ready to sew.
(explanation: needle and thread XD)

  • Jun 24, 2006

TrigunPreacherGirl

TrigunPreacherGirl

Alchemic Heartbeat

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"That looks delicious!"
"Yes, please; I'll have a LOT more!"
"May I... seduce you with a book?"*

*I accidentally said this to my English teacher! I just wanted to lend him a book! Honestly! XD ^_^'
I am being serious, you know.

*Insert random inspirational message here, please!*
Disregarding reality, one fact at a time! I have every reason to be grateful, yet none to be happy.
http://articles.techrepublic.com.com/5100-10881-6075621.html#

  • Jul 16, 2006

Azirk

Azirk

Parlez-vous Francais?

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HARDER!
*Pant*
HARDER!
*Pant*
Oh come on! You call that a pull up? TRY HARDER!

(....Yes, I know, I'm a horrible person! ^_^)

"Ambition is the last refuge of failure." -Oscar Wilde
The downfall of tyrants can be attributed to their cruelty to their subjects.
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  • Jul 16, 2006

Inuyasha-FAN

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faster and harder! is that it! Faster! harder!

you call yourself a repair guy, god.

  • Jul 16, 2006

eveningsky

eveningsky

Blue Blooded Warrior

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WOW! thats a big cock.....

(referring to a male chicken)

I feel the tears pour down my face. I feel so alone, so out of place.
Is it always going to end this way?
When you can feel pain, you know that your alive. But what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

  • Jul 16, 2006

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