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Toya999, captain says don't be so rash.... it's a opportunity to loot and plunder ^__^
thank you btw for waking my lazy crew up... lolz... at least their anger is directed toward my number one...
*ahoy mateys, we be off to lootin' and gettin drunk, causin ruckus' and gettin massages*
ohh wait, im the massage whore...
lets set off to our destination..... amast them sails, check the charts, navigator, pull the anchor aboard mateys... we gots some work to do!
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let's go to Bora Bora island in Hawaii....it's got pretty places there!
drops all the wine bottles on the ground they all break....i'm afraid of drunk men...please especially when
i'm on the boat, then no drunk men....throws the rest in the sea...i wouldn't want some people losing their
minds...MUAHAHHAHAHHAA....stands there giving orders and telling people how to do everything...ok....good...
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oh ya and it's raucous...haha...trust me i got first in a spelling bee...lol
anyways...looks around....love the sky...hmmm....who feels like having a waterfight?
Toya... this is a pirate ship, you can't be breaking bottles of wine, that's against our religion... lolz... ^__^
it's amazing though, you only destroyed 1% of the total alcohol stored on the ship... ;p
nobody really noticed, so you weren't thrown off ship...
it's k, you can kick anyone's ass that messes w/ you when drunk... so let em be dumb and try to mess w/ the number one star on board... XD XD XD
Do you see that?!?!? Another pirate ships approaching! Sober up the men, we gotta protect our treasure... =3
waterfight's on hold, lets have a real FIGHT! XD XD XD XDDD
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ahhhh...don't even remind me of drunk people....god...they crteep me out...huh...but i do know how to act, i wrote
a story for u in your guestbook, and here's another one....
once we were riding bikes 3 years ago during the summer vacation, some drunk guys were almost gonna drive right into me,
so i told the guy, god u need to wear some glasses...then oh god they started saying stuff, my cousin told me the guys r
drunk, god there eyes were blood red....huh....but i didn't shutup...lols
oh.....the ship might sink, starts throwing as many wine boxes as possible...^_____^
drinking+driving=ima kick your ass... u did the right thing.... ^__^
hey... as your captain, take it ez, your going to start a mutiny... for some reason, only our men funxion better drunk... lolz, not like your previous experiences... XD
*thooooooooooooot*
we just launched a heavy burning ball of 200 proof alcohol... ^__^ their ships on fire... bwahahahaha................. omoshiroii desu neee..........
I love a good dark night when the sun, i mean their ship, goes down... ^________^
NYAHHHHHHHH!
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hahahaa....lol...i don't take orders....MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA.....
*wrestles Toya999 to the ground*
ha, wait....... wtf...
*captain flies into the sea*
holy crap, you are a tough gurl... ^____________^
*all of captain's men laugh*
wtf, assholes, I'll kick all ur drunk asses...
*woot, bam, zoooooot, kaboom*
Ha, jerks................. *all men knocked out*
*captain goes to room for some massages from other gurls for a well lit victory over the other pirates*
gnite Toya.......
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huh...massage, if i were the girls, i'll break your back...hmph...sorryass....MUAHHAHAHAHHAA.......r u going to sleep in real life?
my back's made of indestructible styrofoam... bwahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHaahahah...
lolz.. i gotta get to sleep soon, yahhhhhhhhhhh........................ my first officer won't follow orders, it might be time to hit the sack............ i don't want it to be a bad day, so ill let it slide this time..................... and wut about my ass?!?!? ohh, you're sorry... ok ok... ill take your apology... XD XD XD
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u baka, no i don't apologize, see a sorryass, means, a person who needs someone to protect him/her...i can tell u
go help your sorryass!
bye, anyways i'm going to go sleep, i haven't slept well...and now i do have a headache...bye.
lolz, Toya needs more water from the high seas in her system, it makes everything all better........... XD XD XD
*contemplation* capn's first matey has scurvy of the brain... someone get some lemons... ^____^
So we found some lemons for our new journey, loaded up the ship with supplies and took off on a new course on the open seas! ^_______^
Everyone suddenly looked funny at me as I woke in the morning, why does everyone look beaten?
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ew.........no thats so gross.............
hmm crew? i love the sea?! in excitement grabs captain and forces him to abandon ship for a swim...haha...sees that the
rest of the girls got jealous, oh well, jumps after captain! (i miss the sea...sigh...)
if a shark would appear would you sacrifice your life for me? hahaha...distract him till i manage to get to the ship?
FaMiLy MeAn$ NoBoDy GeTs LefT BeHinD 0r ... FoRgoTTen ... ^^
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...your matey?!?....since when?!?...don't go believe yourself now....matey?!? aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh....don't et me faint again!
if i like the color and the shape...lol
she'll **** you just for the taste
Lionhearted911 - I'd sock that shark in the nose, it would swim away in a hurry cause it would realize it's messing with a kickass pirate! NYAHH! XD XD XD
*capn and lionhearted float in the water looking at the sky, contemplating life*
When suddenly, we notice something or one attached to the side of our ship hidden from the top view. What is it!?!?!?
Toya - *came back to reality* Realizing how much she loves her captain is willing to do anything for him again, so I call her to check on the strange thing on the side of our ship, WTF IS IT?!?!
xange - *loves the color and shape* XD XD XD XD XD
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Let's see... if Toya is going to fly down just so to kill me, will you help me pilot the plane and diverge it to somewhere else ? XD
Thank you, Ms Toya999 for the wonderful Signature. :)
*everyone looks and notices its Firemace on the side of our ship*
Toya has a confrontation with Firemace, how's it going to turn out~?!?!
Since when did our ship get a plane!?!?! lolz...
We can't have a stow away, Firemace will have to be dealt with swiftly or added to our crew... ^___^
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Quote by jasaiyajin
Toya - *came back to reality* Realizing how much she loves her captain is willing to do anything for him again, so I call her to check on the strange thing on the side of our ship, WTF IS IT?!?!
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ha...r u dreaming or just dreaming, guess u just overslept, and u'r still dreaming, okay i'll forgive
u......but this time only, splashes a bucket of water...hmm...hope this woke u up...lol
hahahah...things are interesting here...
climbs back on board of the ship to try and save Firemace's sorry ass from my sis...who doesn't want to kill
him as we all know...but haha...let us play along shall we?
loks down at captain who is still floating and dreaming impossible dreams....'Captain! you forgot your
anchor!' throws the anchor overboard aiming for the captain's stomach...yep, i am taking over the ship and
anyone that has a problem shall answer to me!
will the captain survive? X-P ;)
FaMiLy MeAn$ NoBoDy GeTs LefT BeHinD 0r ... FoRgoTTen ... ^^
*a little tipsy*from all this time she had drank 2 bottles of rum*stands up and almost falls*
Reporting for duty capt...*falls to the ground*wakes up and begins to hiccup*
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*captain catches the anchor using stomach* (OOOOMFFFF)
As the captain sinks to the bottom of the sea, knocked out cold, will bicashara or Toya save him?!?!
As Toya999 fights her bi-polarism, she's temped to jump and save her precious captain! Will she do it? Or will it be bicashara?!?!?
Lionhearted... doesn't realize that captain is a saiyajin and fully aware of the situation, he's just playing gamez... ^___^
now we weed out the mutinous from the loyal... *evil grin*
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grabs bishcara and ties her to the mast, punishment for getting absolutely drunk in my presence...how disrespectful!
and Toya is tooooo busy to save her 'precious' captain, actually he is captain no more, I AM!
grabs the captain's hat and pulls on his jacket then looks around the ship...okay then, everybody, your ship has
been taken over....
**no one spares me a second glance...**
loools
FaMiLy MeAn$ NoBoDy GeTs LefT BeHinD 0r ... FoRgoTTen ... ^^
* Whistles * Ay ay , Captain ! Land Ahoy !
* Glares under the merciless Sun at LionHearted.* Ahgh.. you there, where is the Captain ? :)
Thank you, Ms Toya999 for the wonderful Signature. :)
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