*capn opens eyes and yeans a horrible smell from the creavis of his mouth*
*everybody collapses from the stench of horrid morning dragon breath*
HUH, everybody WAKE UP you LAND LUVERS! LAZY AS PIRATES!
azyl, how come your not asleep?!?! ohh, what about my breath you expected?! lolz... ^__^
hey, how come lionhearted has her hands around me... did something happen?!?! why am i turned on..!?
toya speaks german in her half awake voice "die capn die" - the capn the?!?! ok, weirdo..
firemace, your were a sexy girl... omg, i feel for you act... i feel dirty... XD XD XD
As the capn continues to talk, everybody seems to be trying to move away!
What's wrong?